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Well, I've got it home - mike hannon
Please, monitors, move this to the XJS thread started by slightlyfatdirector. I had to post this as a new topic - as usual, I've been away for a couple of days and the format of the site seems to have changed. No sign of the forum search any more.
Anyway, for those who are interested, I now have the XJS 6 litre V12 convertible at home after a quite fraught 5 hour visit to the UK and I can only say I am delighted.
Tuesday was spent in the neighbour's new Laguna (bought on my recommendation I'm almost afraid to say but quite nice if a bit plasticky) for a lift from home to the railway station at Limoges, then the train to Paris, then a nightmare transfer by Paris Metro because the one line we needed was closed for repairs, then train again to Caen, then a 2 euro express bus ride to the ferry terminal at Ouistreham, a very pleasant dish of 'tripe a la mode de Caen' accompanied by a litre bottle of cider that would be recognised as excellent in my native Somerset and the overnight ferry to Portsmouth. A quick after-dawn walk around a seedy part of Portsmouth to find a bank machine to recharge the UK mobile and a greasy spoon for a traditional English bacon sarnie. Then - disaster. The owner was driving the XJS down from west Yorkshire and found himself trapped in a queue on the M40 after an accident near Nuneaton that - as is the way with the UK Police - closed the whole motorway network for hours. This never happens in France but, as a former British Police employee, I won't comment on their methods. The upshot was, we completed the deal in the ferry port at Portsmouth with minutes to spare to get on the midday return boat. (Picture available!). But we made it. I then had to fend off questions from fellow passengers along the lines of 'yes, it is nice isn't it but I don't know how it goes or what it does to the gallon because I only picked it up just now and I've only driven it in the ferry queue, where the fact that the fuel gauge headed south and the temperature gauge headed north frightened me half to death'. I spent the crossing desperately reading the huge number of instruction books (all in a very nice leather case, I have to say). Many of our fellow passengers were D-day veterans - all you had to do was listen to the conversations if you wanted to develop a genuine lump in the throat...
So, we got to Ouistreham again in the late evening and spent the night at a hotel nearby full of people there for the D-day anniversary celebrations, and very interesting they were too. A couple of blokes there were members of the Swiss Army and had driven across France with (relatively recent but cunningly disguised) Jeeps, one a Hotchkiss and one (in spite of the fact that it said Willys on the side of the bonnet) one of the dreaded Mahindras! He got a bit shirty when I suggested it might have 'the taste of India' about it, but later recanted and we spent a very pleasant evening. Snag was, for about the fourth time in my life, I found myself with members of the Swiss Army and forgot to ask them for a look at the genuine knife!
I think there are more Jeeps and other military vehicles in Normandy at the moment than were ever there on June 6, 1944. Our ferry was carrying two DUKWs (2mpg allegedly!). I even saw an Austin Champ. Thank goodness that was never part of the D-day effort.
Anyway, we spent Thursday on a leisurely 300-mile drive south with the XJS, and it was wonderful. Every mile was a revelation and I could have just gone on and on. To my unashamed delight it does 22 mpg (which means I can countenance touring with it) and (after a carefully prejudged effort on a deserted stretch of autoroute near Le Mans) I am absolutely certain that 150mph plus is easily within its grasp. If I was being picky I would get the wheels re-laquered and it does need a new hood cover, which it will get because I don't like the colour of the present one anyway.
Now it's home and I've spent the evening fending off the neighbours - I could have charged admission, even in our little village - and I don't care if I never drive it again. It's wonderful and if the environmental nazis stop me driving it one day I won't worry. I'll just walk round it every evening and take a look at it, and the V12 badges on its flanks, and feel good.

Well, I've got it home - pafosman
Excellent post Mike H, thank you. After a 12 hours at work its a pleasure to read something like this. The XJS convertible has to be my No 1 dream car. Best of luck with this car, please keep us up to date with your life with it.
22 mpg must come as a pleasant surprise?
Well, I've got it home - Pugugly
Mike,

We'll leave it as a standalone post - no changes to the forum by the way. Keep us posted - What colour is it ? What year ? Is it the HE engine ?

Edit:-

The inspirational thread !

www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=72942&...f

Edited by Pugugly on 04/06/2009 at 23:29

Well, I've got it home - gordonbennet
I too enjoyed the post MH.

I hope your car brings much joy to you, isn't it a lovely feeling when other people appreciate something like this too.

I don't mean in an envious way, as real classic beauty has little to do with monetary value...almost all of the most expensive new exotic cars do nothing for me and i wouldn't give you a thankyou for them, but the XJS has individuality, that's what money can't buy, no one has copied it successfully.


Well, I've got it home - bell boy
i enjoyed it too, proper real world experiance
heres a snippet from my world that you reminded me of
quote-----------Our ferry was carrying two DUKWs (2mpg allegedly!) -unquote-
i spoke to a man that has one of these and shows it every year at his expense ay my local show,we got talking about fuel consumption and mpg he floored me when he said it has a float chamber of a 1 gallon bucket and uses it to start the thing
my friend at vosa was in your flotali by the way with all his friends, i await his return for an update on how his "invasion" went
Well, I've got it home - Pugugly
We had a go (as passengers of course) both on land and on the water in Boston last summer in a DUKW. Well worth the $30.00 it cost
Well, I've got it home - Slightlyfatdirector
Well done Mike. Sounds like it was a nightmare journey getting the car but facinating one once you got going.

They really are lovely cars aren't they.

It is really interesting to see though how some people look across and make comments and how many people really have no interest at all in the aesthetics of cars and show no interest whatsoever. I don't care though. I feel like the cat that has got the cream.

22mpg though. That's great. I am getting 15.4mpg but I am cruising much less with much more stop-start. Congratulations though.

I find myself standing looking at the car with it's long graceful lines and just wondering why more cars don't look like this. Beautiful.

I will be taking mine to Borde Hill Gardens in Haywards Heath on Sunday where the East and West Sussex Jag clubs will be having a selection of their cars along with Stags and Morgans spread across the gardens of this estate. What a shame the weather forecast is for heavy rain!!!

To everyone else out there, the XJ-S can still be bought for reasonable money with some bargains available if you look carefully. Insurance is generally cheap, running costs (other than fuel of course) can be cheap with local specialists and the assistance of many clubs, and the feeling you get driving them, particularly the convertible on a sunny day with the roof down is something that should be available on prescription to blow out the cobwebs and remind us all that life is not all work, credit crunch, recession, doom and gloom.

Many happy miles Mike!!!
Well, I've got it home - Brian Tryzers
Sounds like fun, Mike. Can't work out the M40 bit though - the M40 doesn't go anywhere near Nuneaton! There was an accident near Bicester on Wednesday morning that closed the motorway for several hours. Apparently there were acetylene cylinders on one of the vehicles involved that the fire service judged were too hot to move safely.

Incidentally, I was heading that way myself, but found out in time that there were problems thanks to the combination of well-placed matrix signs and BBC Radio Oxford. (Credit where it's due, I think.) I had the option of heading home and working there, which would have been harder for your seller. Glad you're enjoying it now.
Well, I've got it home - Pizza man
>>It's wonderful and if the environmental nazis stop me driving it
one day I won't worry.


Just start it up at idle in your garage with the door open and give it a few revs when it's warmed up....
Well, I've got it home - mike hannon
Yes - a blip of the throttle makes my hair stand on end.
Thanks for all the comments - I guess I am on honeymoon at the moment but long may it continue.
It's a late '95 registered 6 litre V12 - one of the last couple of hundred, I understand, and it's flamenco (dark metallic) red with the usual magnolia leather. Although it isn't a final 'Celebration' edition (I'm not sure there were any V12 versions) it has all the extra bits like the 20-spoke alloys, 'hand painted' coachlines, weird half-wooden steering wheel, etc. It has the 'American' four-headlamp conversion as well, which should make life a bit easier when the dip-beams have to be changed for the French 'controle technique' test. It also has a Jaguar-badged Alpine stereo with a CD changer that I haven't been able to work out yet because, of all the mountain of paperwork that came with the car, the instruction book is missing. Maybe I can download one, although from the small amount of surfing on the subject I've done so far, Alpine doesn't seem to be much liked.
My experience so far is that scuttle shake is absent, which is as it should be because it has a lot of extra cross-bracing underneath.
That's about it so far - the fun has come to a standstill for now because it's pouring with rain here - thank goodness it wasn't yesterday.
Not sure about the road accident location - the mobile wasn't very good and I thought he said Northampton, but maybe he was heading for Nuneaton. It certainly closed a motorway somewhere.
Oh yes, and SWMBO got her nose sunburned...

Edited by mike hannon on 05/06/2009 at 19:25

Well, I've got it home - Martin Devon
So wonderful. My last 'ride' in a V12 Jaguar was in an E-Type of 1973 vintage crouched in the back bombing along the M4 between Heathrow and Windsor. I'll never forget it. I think this was in about 1983-4. Still the sexiest looking car on the planet.

Memories last longer than dreams.....................MD.
Well, I've got it home - Aretas
Wonderful thread. Read it just after watching the recording I made of the D-Day ceremony broadcast Sat afternoon.
Well, I've got it home - perro
Very interesting reading about your trip Mike, meeting so many interesting folk along the way, pity about the car though - a bit of a Dinosaur and a gas guzzler as well - give me an XK8 anyday!
Well, I've got it home - drbe
Autotrader shows 15 Jaguar XJS 5.3 litre convertibles at prices from £4,990 to £20,000.

The initial purchase at least, is affordable for many people.
Well, I've got it home - Lud
Dinosaur and a gas guzzler


What's wrong with dinosaurs? What's wrong with thirsty cars? They're the real thing. Even if mh's 6 litre V12 is only doing 20 mpg, that's still terrific. V12 V12 V12 V12 V12... have you no soul man?
give me an XK8 anyday!


Chacun a son gout matey. Don't much fancy those myself. Don't like the way they look - fussy little thing, too chic, too high off the ground - although some models may drive all right. XF looks a lot better though.

Well, I've got it home - Marc
Agreed Lud. I'm a fan of the XJ-S, or should I say XJS, threads. They're a real tonic.
Well, I've got it home - perro
>>> What's wrong with dinosaurs? What's wrong with thirsty cars? They're the real thing. Even if mh's 6 litre V12 is only doing 20 mpg, that's still terrific. V12 V12 V12 V12 V12... have you no soul man? <<<

Well me Lud, dinosaurs were just too damn big - like V12 engines, and so died the death - like most V12 engines, and come on man - 20 MPG ... think of his foot prints of carbon!
... and oh! that colour, I may have felt more warmly towards it, if it had been in old inglisch white!



Chacun a son gout matey ... and there's no accounting for *taste*? mon ami.
Well, I've got it home - mike hannon
Yes, it's a dinosaur - and so am I. ;-)
20mpg isn't disastrous for the planet if I only take it out to play with at weekends and some people would have had five new cars during mine's lifetime so don't talk to me about carbon footprints.
I refuse to be browbeaten on environmental grounds when thousands of perfectly good and useable cars under 10 years old are now being broken up for scrap so manufacturers can carry on doing their own sort of damage to the planet.
I guess if this venture goes belly-up I could turn in the XJS and get 2.5k euros for it under the French scrappage scheme and drive away with a shiny new environmentally friendly Kia Soul.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Well, I've got it home - mike hannon
Just out of interest, I 'found' what SWMBO wrote to her friends after the pre-June 6 ferry trip and, in the light of the above interest, I thought I would steal her copyright and put it on here...

'' The ferry itself was an amazing experience. With the 65th anniversary of D Day being on Saturday, the survivors were out in force. There were dozens of coaches full of veterans and their wives (and in some cases their wheelchairs) and there was also a parachute regiment squadron aboard - you couldn't see the bar for camouflage outfits. One old chap near me commented disparagingly to his friend: 'they don't have to blanco their belts or polish their brass - and they don't even clean their shoes!' He was also sharply critical of the fact that officers no longer have batmen...
I've never seen a ferry so crowded - nor full of such constant, animated talk - it was quite delightful. The old boy next to me produced a snap of himself in uniform at 19 - the year after D Day. 'I took the King's shilling at 17,' he said. Behind me somebody was criticising the poor bombing - 'Nowhere near where they should have been,' - and someone else was describing how he dodged across the beach. Up on deck some of the modern 'men of war' were sitting round listening to the reminiscences of a veteran on crutches, his chest emblazoned with medals (as were all the ex-servicemen - in some instances also, on the right side of their coats, wearing a dead comrade's medals).
Also on board were lots of WWII military vehicles, the jeeps, ambulances, etc were genuine, but driven by middle-aged enthusiasts. And when we arrived at the hotel in Ouistreham, there were two jeep and trailers parked - flying the Swiss flag (I thought they were neutral?). No joke driving all the way from Switzerland in an open vehicle that can't do more than a respectable crawl - not much fun for the wives and two dogs, that is...
It's obviously going to be a great event, even for those who don't see Obama etc, and rightly so, since not many of them will be around for the 70th anniversary.
The car is lovely. On a fine day, it's like a mobile sun lounger - but don't tell Mike that, he's absolutely besotted with it.''
Well, I've got it home - oldnotbold
But there's a hidden value here - the joy the car brings to others when being used. There's no joy in seeing a Kia Pride being mimsed down the road - but any decent Frenchman/lady will appreciate MH's choice, and raise a smile, as will I.

As Toad would say Toot-Toot!
Well, I've got it home - perro
OK Mike - take it easy man ... I'm a car fanatic like most (if not all ) on HJ - apart from Lud and his Escort that is (hehe!) well - I must be having owned nigh on 40 cars in 39 years!
I have worked on the V12 cats - even when they had 4 of those devious devices with rubber diaphrgms where you put oil in the top :)
I've never had the fancy for a car with 3 engines though - not when 2 will suffice but, as the man says - Chacun a son gout matey!
Well, I've got it home - Lud
owned nigh on 40 cars in 39 years!


Sounds a bit restless to me... haven't you found one you really like yet perro?

And a bit less sneering at my Escort if you don't mind. A very stylish motor in its filthy, rust-spotted, vandalised exterior and perfectly sound internals, in London traffic both invisible and intimidating, just what you want unless you are a ponce. I always liked the thing (apart from its roly-poly looks really) but what really made me fall in love with it was our leader naming it as the archetypal chav car. Now that is true style.

Smirk.
Well, I've got it home - Westpig
>>- like most V12 engines and come on man - 20 MPG... think of his foot prints of carbon!

carbon foot print....hmm, now how poorly stated has that comment become in recent times.

you'd have more success in properly lagging your home etc and/or not flying anywhere if you were serious about that subject..... driving a well maintained Jag V12 on the odd sunny day, for the joy of it, will make sod all difference in the big scheme of things

moaning about someone driving a classic V12 is coming from an entirely wrong angle: how about moaning about the manager making someone commute in their diesel Focus, instead of staying at home and using a laptop...or asking for our taxes to go on: subsided rail fares; making inner city traffic actually flow, so it's not constant stop/start; put big, safe, free car parks at railway/tube/bus stations, so car drivers will want to use public transport; how about some eco warriors slashing the roof tiles on properties where all the heat goes out through the roof because the occupants can't be bothered to sort it out..or does the politics of envy come into it?
Well, I've got it home - perro
>>Sounds a bit restless to me... haven't you found one you really like yet perro? <<

Yup! all 38 of em ... I even like the Kia Soul - something different to the common or garden hatchback.

>>And a bit less sneering at my Escort if you don't mind<< ... I am truely sorry.

>>A very stylish motor << Now I know you're having a larf!

>>Smirk.<< smile a'la Blears.