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Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Stuartli
One view of the top 50 car flops - strangely enough the Austin 1800s and derivatives suited my late father and the family perfectly..:-)

He had put on a lot of weight through being in a car for most of the daylight hours and, when we went out at the weekend, we could cram in the family, one or two friends and a Lab.

motoring.aol.co.uk/top-50-car-flops/article/200705...4
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Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Pugugly {P}
We had a Snowberry White Morris 1800 in the 60s - LCA16F - bought from Braids Garage in Colwyn Bay when my dad was in RAF Valley. A poster on a nearby thread is complaining about a lack of leg-room - no such issue with the old land crab....funnily enough I saw one in Tesco yesterday.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Stuartli
>>funnily enough I saw one in Tesco yesterday.>>

Same here, about a month ago,.....
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Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Altea Ego
Flops they may be, but there is some fabulous cars in there.
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Avant
The Maxi deserved beter than to be called a flop - at least the mark 2 version did. The mark 1 was awful - underpowered and gearchange as described in the flop narrative, and a typical example of BL expecting customers to finish the R & D.

But the mark 2 was a decent car - especially the 1750 HL twin-carburettor one that I had in the early 70s. It would see off an MGB up to about 80 mph - not the greatest praise one can heap on a car but let's say it was reasonably lively compared with some of the competition. I had two in succession and both mine were reliable.

The shame of it was that the faults that remained were never cured (mainly heavy steering and gearchange still not pleasant). Sadly my second Maxi was rthe last British car we've had until SWMBO's current Mini - and you may or may not call that British.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Lud
I'm not even going to look.

What the old bejasus is wrong with flops?

Given what car buyers and drivers are like it's a wonder any decent motors ever saw the light of day, or survived a year.

I bet lots of these so-called flops are great and I may even have owned or driven a couple. But I don't even care. Kindly don't name any of them.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Bagpuss
One view of the top 50 car flops


Thanks for the link. I now know that the weird looking 2 door car I overtook on the autobahn near Nuremberg 3 weeks ago was a Lancia Kappa Coupe. I'd never seen one before and presumably will never see another.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - tyro
Interesting link.

Strangely enough, I saw my first Merc R class just the other day.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Round The Bend
At a quick glance I would disagree with the Austin Maxi, Austin etc 1800, Hillman Imp and the Jaguar S Type. My parents had a Maxi and an 1800. They always reckoned that the 1800 was the best family car they owned.

It all depends on how you define a "flop". Surely, the failure to sell the anticipated number of vehicles OR an inherent flaw would constitute a flop. If so, then the cars above would not qualify however unfashionable they might be.

My nominations, if not already listed, would include:

Lancia Beta ? great car for 5 mins until it rusted away.
Sinclair C5 ? spot the inherent flaw!
Vauxhall Victor 101 (FC) ? excessive rust again.
Renault Safrane
VW Phaeton ? the jury is still out??.

Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Altea Ego
I am afraid they all qualify as flops under your criteria.

The maxi due to flaws and volume, the 1800 due to volume, the imp due to flaws and volume and the s type due to volume.
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Round The Bend
OK, maybe I need to look at my definition, but I would have thought that the sales of the likes of the 1800 and Maxi were pretty good. Problem with BMC/BLMC was that they ran production of the models long beyond their natural shelf life.

There was nothing that wrong with these cars initially, it's just that Ford and later the Japanese started to get their act together (Cortina etc) and BMC/BLMC failed to react.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Altea Ego
Sales of the 1800 were very poor indeed right from the outset. A pity, it had huge space inside, and excelent ride. Buyers didnt want it tho at its price point.

The maxi was an excelent concept, very poorly executed and made. Sold well at first till its reputation caught up with it, and it was downhill from there.
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - boxsterboy
The Maxi, with the R16, was one of the very first modern hatchbacks (I'm ignoring the few Citroen Light 15 hatches - they were a bit of a one-off), blazing the trail for what is now considered normal.

Yes, it was poorly executed, but the idea was spot on.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - DP
I have fond childhood memories of my dad's Maxi (a 1750 HL)

I remember it being one of the first cars I'd ever seen with a 5 speed box, and I remember it being very reliable.

I also remember helping dad change the oil once, and hearing a "PLUNK" noise as the oil started draining. When we looked in the oil drain pan, there was a marble sized ball bearing that had dropped out with the engine oil. The car started, ran and drove afterwards with no apparent ill effects. Where it had come from, and how long it had been sloshing around in the sump, who knows?

We also had an Allegro for a short time, which my dad still describes as the most awful car he has ever owned. Despite a genuine 35,000 miles, it burned or dumped on the road (in equal measure) about a litre of oil ever 500 miles. Gutless, noisy and unreliable - complete and utter carp.

But the Maxi, we all remember fondly. Of all the cars dad had, I remember this and the Princess 2 as being my favourite. The Princess was ugly, but rode like a limo (Hydragas and long wheelbase), and had acres of room in the back.

Cheers
DP
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Altea Ego
Now aint that funny, I thought the princess (Mk1) was, and still is, a fabulous looking car.

Pure wedge,
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Altea Ego
And who among you is suprised that a thread entitled "top 50 car flops" should quickly descend into talk about BL.




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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Stuartli
>>a fabulous looking car>>

Agreed. In fact my father replaced an 1800 with one.

However, it was the only car I've personally known that developed a rust hole on the roof...:-)
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Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - sajid
Agreed. In fact my father replaced an 1800 with one.
However it was the only car I've personally known that developed a rust hole on
the roof...:-)
Was that a factory fitted sunroof ??
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Stuartli
>>Was that a factory fitted sunroof ??>>

No, a normal roof panel.
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Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - DP
Now aint that funny I thought the princess (Mk1) was and still is a fabulous
looking car.


I think it was the plastic grille, rubber bumpers and (yuck of all yucks) vinyl roof rather than the shape. That and the fact this particular example was in a very fetching shade of orange!

XJH572T. The odds are tiny, but I wonder if it's still about...

Cheers
DP
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - mike hannon
This looks like a typical piece churned out by some teenager on work experience with aol who was told to think up a feature and has never actually seen or used any of the cars that are slagged off, but once heard their dad say some model or other wasn't very good.
How any car that sold in hundreds of thousands can be called a flop defeats me.
Not worthy of debate.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Roly93
We also had an Allegro for a short time which my dad still describes as
the most awful car he has ever owned. Despite a genuine 35 000 miles it
burned or dumped on the road (in equal measure) about a litre of oil ever
500 miles. Gutless noisy and unreliable - complete and utter carp.

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I had an 1100 Alegro from nearly new. It was quite reliable but was noisey and did absolutely drink engine oil. We never knew where the oil went, as the engine was always smoke free and we could nvere see any leaks. But nevertheless it did use about 1/2 litre can every 300 miles or so.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Xileno {P}
The Allegro was a truly hideous thing. In some kind of misguided loyalty, my Grandmother used to buy from the pitiful BL stable. Minis and Allagros generally featured in her garage. When she gave up driving, she offered me her old Allagro. Thanks, but no thanks.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Sofa Spud
I had an Allegro 1500 Estate for a while and it was not that bad a car, and in estate form it was not too bad looking if you ignored the gaping wheelarches. It served me well as a runabout and was surprisingly un-rusty when I sold it.

People mock the Allegro but forget that contemporary offerengs from the likes of Renault (14), Fiat (Strada) to name just two manufacturers, were little better either in quality, looks or performance.

Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - cattleman6
I just wonder, should we be including the VW Phaeton? I don't exactly own one. I think the running costs of Phaeton are a little bit higher than my Seat Toledo TDiSE !!!!
The Phaeton is an absolutely superb car. A great many bits come straight from Bentley. The main reason people don't buy such an expensive car is because it has a VW badge and the depreciation is bad.I dearly wish people would realise the true quality of the product. One man sent in a Youtube and said that he had driven many top cars ( the best known ones). He said the Phaeton was far the nicest to drive. Remamber VW also own Lambourgini, the Bugatti Veyron etc etc. One can only say that in this correct world we try to live in ( genuine serious global warming), there can't be room for cars like that. What a shame!
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Galad
As BLC is a popular thread here, it has to be the Austin 1100. Pushing one became an art form for me in the 1970s and as for that gear box.....
Anyway, Basil Fawlty had his own unique way of expressing his 'disappointment' in the car's reliability which would doubtless be non-PC these days.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Pete M
The 1300 Allegro may have been underpowered, and I'm sure the 1100 one was, but my Mini has had a 1300 Allegro transplant, and it's just the right amount of power for a Mini. It doesn't use an appreciable amount of oil, either. Some parts of the Allegro were useful after all.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - jase1
Full of inconsistencies and out and out mistruths.

Things like the Vel Satis / Avantime for example : much as I dislike Renault, even I understand that these cars were corporate snip waving. Renault never thought for one moment that they would sell in the UK. They were concepts that blazed a trail for the more mundane offerings Renault put out in the following few years.

As advertisements, they worked well enough -- so you can hardly call them flops, they were concepts that made it to small-scale production. Nothing inherently wrong with that.

And some of the others, as people have said, sold in large numbers over a number of years, so can hardly be called flops.

The cars all seem to be there for different reasons, making the whole exercise a bit pointless.

They've taken a "carp cars" list, and added a number of others which failed some sort of arbitrary and constantly moving set of goalposts in order to make good headlines -- the main reason being that there are no truly bad cars any more, at least not the ones sold in this country anyway.

the word **** snipped PU
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - csgmart
Well I'm amazed that the following were no where to be seen on the top 50 list:-

Marina - just a heap of carp
Montego - more modern but still a heap of carp
Maestro - a more modern version of the Marina and still a pile of carp
DAF variomatic (I think it was called this - a smallish car with [usually] bright orange paintwork and a top speed of about 25 miles an hour being driven by OAP's)
Fiat 126 - noisey, slow and prone to rust
BMW 1 series - just what is the point of it?
Jaguar X type - the S type I like and at least it ain't a re-badged Mondeo
MK3 Fiesta - Really what were Ford thinking of here?


You would have thought that BL/Rover/Austin Rover could have come up with something better than cars starting with the letter M but I guess they had more than that to worry about. In fact I can't remember the last time I saw a Montego, Marina or Maestro on the road - thank goodness. Not exactly Britain's finest hour.

Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Westpig
Jaguar X type - the S type I like and at least it ain't a
re-badged Mondeo

sigh...yawn.... The X Type shares the same platform as a Mondeo, but is not in any way shape or form a re-badged Mondeo (and even if it were to be, the Mondeo is a pretty good car anyway).... and has other ford parts in its' system, as does the S Type, XJ, XK and indeed Aston Martins

you like the S Type.......yet that uses the Lincoln platform........does that make it a re-badged Lincoln?

there are many other examples from other manufacturers

have a look at What Car's thoughts on the X Type, particularly the estate......doesn't match a flop of any consideration let alone one in the top 50.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - tr7v8
Yup the X-Type is around 20% linked to the Mondeo & even those bits are redesigned. The S-Type post 2002 has very tenuous links to a Lincoln, as it was all redesigned by Jaguar. But the ignorant people keep making the comments! Guy on Pistonheads was part of the design team & regularly responds to these comments.
My S-Type is fantastic & nothing else would have figured on my list of things to buy.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - tyro
MK3 Fiesta - Really what were Ford thinking of here?


eh?? It sold in huge numbers. I drove them for years, and nothing much wrong with them. I still have a soft spot for them.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - milkyjoe
nowt wrong with mk 3 fiesta, still loads about on the roads , cheap to run , good fuel economy, cheap insurance, thats why its not on the list i assume!!
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - peterb
I had a 1 hour test drive in an X-Type and it's a good car. It's a mystery that being based on a Mondeo Chassis is a problem, after all the TT sold very well and that shares a platform with a Golf plus various Skodas and Seats.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - Westpig
I had a 1 hour test drive in an X-Type and it's a good car.
It's a mystery that being based on a Mondeo Chassis is a problem after all
the TT sold very well and that shares a platform with a Golf plus various
Skodas and Seats.

It's like a lot of things in this country..........it's very easy to sneer and look down your nose at something, with only a small amount of knowledge on the subject and/or a small part of the story.

The X Type has always been sneered at generally, despite being, in reality, a pretty good car. I'm not saying it's the best in that segment, because it isn't, the BMW 3 series probably is and the Audi A4/Mercedes C Class are very good cars. I think it's a shame that a perfectly good car is ridiculed unnecessarily, which undoubtedly affects sales, when it offers a valid alternative to the German marques, buily by British workers, with an interior that only the Brits really get right (leather and wood) and following a degree of British heritage.......(albeit owned by the Yanks).

I own one (missus car) and would certainly have another one........and would not touch one with a barge pole if I thought it was carp.... i'd have the BM.
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - LHM
Not a bad list...

In an earlier thread about ugly cars, I'd put my vote in for the Chrysler PT Cruiser - but I've just seen the Pontiac Aztek in the list. Must have a lie down to recover - though thankfully we'll be unlikely to see one in the UK!!
Top 50 car flops - do you agree? - henry k
I am not surprised to see the very last Granadas in the list.
Prior to that, IMO, Ford really screwed up by providing only hatchbacks.
They eventually found that most big cars are saloons or estates but the customers had already switched to Carltons and Volvos.
When Ford eventually sussed it and then produced saloons and estates it was all too late.
At least the last estate looked ok - from the rear.