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The Top Gear Thread - Vol 10 - Mad Maxy

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Am I alone in thinking that JC and his mates set a lousy example for driving standards?

Last Sunday, in the feature on getting to Manchester and back more cheaply than by train, they were driving along a motorway, one hand on the wheel, elbow on the door trim, checking out the cars' gizmos, yakking away and looking at the camera. Hardly attentive driving whilst mainatining a high level of control.

And they used what used to be called walkie-talkies! Difference between them and mobile phones, please?
Driving on Top Gear - BazzaBear {P}
they were driving along a motorway,
one hand on the wheel, elbow on the door trim,


Seems a strange thing to bring up when JC regularly takes both hands off the wheel in order to throw his arms up in horror at the latest thing he's found to rant about...
Driving on Top Gear - just a bloke
Are they actually driving tho' cos often the "in car" pieces are done with the "car" on the back of a transporter.

You are right very bad example to set regardless.


JaB
Driving on Top Gear - Altea Ego
These days they stick light weight digital cameras on the side and front windows (sometimes on the outside of the car!) with suckers.
Driving on Top Gear - DavidHM
If I was Michael Winner, I would say "Calm down dear, it's only a commercial." I'm not, and it's not, so I'll refrain from that but at the same time, I'm far from convinced that TopGear can change motoring (as opposed to purchasing) behaviour with subtle, implied messages like the "It's okay to wave your arms about when driving," any more than "It's okay to drive a J-reg Rover 416 into a wall."
Driving on Top Gear - Phoenicks
from an ideal point of view, no they're not technically being very clever.

however they are just driving how 99% of the population drive....
Driving on Top Gear - just a bloke
from an ideal point of view, no they're not technically being
very clever.
however they are just driving how 99% of the population drive....


cue : indignant rush of Mb'ers all saying I don't drive like any of those muppets!


;)
Driving on Top Gear - Altea Ego
Just call me kermie,,,,,,,
Driving on Top Gear - BazzaBear {P}
I'm afraid to say that while I do drive with both hands on the steering wheel, my left arm usually rests on my knee, with the hand gripping the bottom left of the wheel.
I dislocated my shoulder a few years ago playing football, and keeping it up in the classic ten to two position rapidly gets very uncomfortable.
If anything is happening, or might soon happen, which needs 100% driving (so to speak) then I will move into the correct posture while the risk is there.
Driving on Top Gear - Mad Maxy
Agree that the TG trio are behaving like 99% of drivers (BRers excluded, and certainly me - preen...). Thing is that loads of people look up to JC and co, which helps reinforce, in their minds, the legitiacy of such sloppy behaviour.

You'd think the Beeb might have a beef with them in the interest of 'public service broadcasting'. But TG is entertainment, and fact is that no-one really gives a t... er monkey's.

Plod should really have a word in JC and co's ear. But they're too busy taking the film out of their gatsos to have the time or the interest.
Driving on Top Gear - cjehuk
I don't think anyone's driving style would be influenced by viewing on TV. I mean if it was, then surely we'd all be driving flat out in our BMW X3s across wide open planes instead of being stuck on the M25 in yet another queue. And who can honestly say they've *never* taken both hands off the wheel at the same time, or that they've never changed a CD or whatever. If I take my hands off the wheel briefly on a straight road, my car is not about to plough into oncoming traffic or even the guy in front.

To me this belongs in the same place as people who say overtaking on single carriageway NSL roads is dangerous and should be prevented. When it reaches the point where we all drive with two hands on the wheel at 10-2 (in our automatics because gearchanging was outlawed as being a risk) then I'll hang up my driving gloves and take the train, as the last vestages of fun and risk are removed from society.

You recall that ad campaign about wrapping kids in all sorts of stuff to keep them safe? yeah same thing. Less red tape legislation, more obedience of the sensible stuff e.g. 20mph limits past schools, 80mph on the m/way

*flame suit on*

Chris
Driving on Top Gear - Mad Maxy
Steady on, old chap. I'm in favour of overtaking on single-carriageway NSL roads wherever possible - and safe. I hate going slowly. And if I had the opportunity to drive - at someone else's expense - like a loony off the public highway, I'd give it more than a go.

And I have taken both hands off the wheel - I'm not proud of it and I got away with it - and hope to do so again. But I wasn't chatting to a camera at the time.

But driving has got such a bad reputation anyway - I feel like I should apologise to Ali Darling and countless do-gooders every time I reach for the car keys - that I don't want it made worse. And TG sends subliminal messages to people that driving's a bit of a doddle that really doesn't need much effort.

Driving ought to be fun for those that want it to be. But it carries heavy responsibilities as well. Or hadn't you figured that out?
Driving on Top Gear - Matt
"And I have taken both hands off the wheel - I'm not proud of it and I got away with it - and hope to do so again."

Sounds like you're looking foward to your next stint of hands off driving! Good luck...!
Driving on Top Gear - Mad Maxy
"And I have taken both hands off the wheel - I'm
not proud of it and I got away with it -
and hope to do so again."

Yeah, I've just re-read that and wondered what I meant... Must have been the Wolff Blass effect. The rest of it makes sense, though. And I meant it.
Driving on Top Gear - Matt
I have to say that I don't think driving with one hand on the wheel requires a huge effort - you can easily drive with one hand on the wheel without being dangerous - do you really need to have both hands clamped to the wheel to be a safe driver?
Driving on Top Gear - billy25
when you take your test, you have to drive with one hand, whilst you wind down the window, stick arm out and try to remember which "flapping" movement to make!, and all this whilst approaching and trying to negotiate a busy junction. after this driving up a motorway one-handed doesn't seem too bad.

billy.
Driving on Top Gear - pdc {P}
- do you really need to have both hands clamped to
the wheel to be a safe driver?



yes.

You have more control over the movement of the steering wheel with both hands on it.
Driving on Top Gear - Mad Maxy
Yes, 2 hands: deep puddles, need for avoiding action, potholes, loss of grip,even sudden loss of tyre pressure, mechanical failure.

But it's looking away from the road that makes me uneasy - changing the radio station, resetting the aircon. What am I missing?

AS for all that hand flapping as a learner, that's at slow speed at which the danger is less - minimal even.
Driving on Top Gear - BazzaBear {P}
Did my test in '95, no hand flapping required. Is this a new thing, or an old thing?
Driving on Top Gear - trancer
Def' an old thing. I did my test in January this year and there was no flapping of hands. Much flapping of lips though, as the examiner wouldn't shut up.
Driving on Top Gear - BazzaBear {P}
My examiner was a delightful chap who repeatedly hooked his leg over the gearstick and at the end of the test, despite me only getting 3 minors congratulated me with the line 'Well Mr Leeson, somehow you've managed to pass'

He also during the test told me off for doing 25 in a 30 zone, as I was not 'making proper progress'.
I actually retorted quite sharply that I couldn't care less what the spped limit was when we were driving up a residential street with cars parked on both sides and schoolchildren walking between them. I got a minor for that, and it also probably explained the comment at the end.
Driving on Top Gear - Mad Maxy
I passed my test first time. The examiner commented (at the end, I think) that I was going a bit slowly at times. I never noticed that. I was petrified throughout!
Driving on Top Gear - LongDriver {P}
You all appear to have missed the fact that they were talking to each other on handlheld radios whilst driving, when they were driving the £100 cars to and from Manchester.

Not a good example to the public, given that such a practice became illegal with the advent of the 'mobile phone' law.
Driving on Top Gear - BazzaBear {P}
I missed that part of the show.
What's everyone elses excuse? ;)
Driving on Top Gear - Obsolete
Clarkson strikes me as the perennial overgrown school boy who revels in breaking the rules. Maybe that's why his columns are so amusing.
Driving on Top Gear - trancer
But surely handheld radios are not mobile phones. What is now needed is a handheld radio law. Accident rates will plummet, 80p/litre petrol will be agreeable, VWs will be reliable again, and there will be a massive increase in brake pad sales as 'normal' drivers will brake en masse to let out BMW drivers.
Top Gear - Pugugly {P}

What was it all about tonight - racing pigeons, car darts, snooker..this will soon be on CBBC....complete waste of video tape.
Top Gear - clariman
What was it all about tonight - racing pigeons, car darts,
snooker..this will soon be on CBBC....complete waste of video tape.


Very entertaining I thought.

Can't believe the Audi managed that journey though!
Top Gear - Altea Ego
I was most heartened tonight by Top Gear. I was pleased to see an Audi that costs more than twice my Renault has worse accuracy for the trip computer
Top Gear - DavidHM
I also enjoyed it immensely. What was the 'Y plate' convertible they launched into the quarry? It looked like an odd cross between a 306 and a Saab 9-3 and could have been either, I suppose, or something completely different.
Top Gear - Morris Ox
Half thought it was an old Celica.

Anyway, enjoyed the show immensely. Seems at last to have found its legs and be doing some genuinely original, fun things. In the last series I felt it flagged at an hour, but not anymore - nicely paced show.

Got to say it is beginning to make C5's prog look a wee bit old hat now.
Top Gear - Adam {P}
With regards to the Audi seemingly running on fumes, surely the gauge shows empty long before it actually is to prevent you from running out of Diesel and having to bleed the system
Top Gear - J Bonington Jagworth
"..soon be on CBBC"

Quite agree, PU. The 'car darts' was a great hit with my six-year old, which was probably the combined mental age of the presenters (I was going to say IQ, so I'm being generous). I thought better of James May, but not the other one, who I doubt would pass a dope test (pun intended)
Top Gear - Ben79
Was it just me, or was Jessa driving that A8 down the motorway without his lights on when they should have been?
Top Gear - drbe
I only saw the beginning of the prog., did Clarkson make it to Edingburgh and back?

I couldn't understand the trip computer readings, I would have thought they would be much better than that. Was JC using the official Audi fuel consumption figures? Surely mid to high 40's would be a more likely figure.
Top Gear - trancer
Yes he did, but the fuel pump was spinning dry a good distance from the destination which means that they either stopped and added a splash of diesel and edited that bit out or the A8 has a massive fuel filter that held enough fuel to get him fully back onto the forecourt.

I wonder if Audi billed them for that fuel pump?. I have often heard that if you run a fuel pump dry then you have pretty much killed it.

I would have thought he knew better than to use the cruise control at all.

Mid to high 40s MPG is barely manageable with a 2.0 litre TDCI in a Mondeo, so to expect the same from a 4.0 litre TDI in the much larger A8 would be a stretch.
Top Gear - BazzaBear {P}
A8 might be larger, but it'd be interesting to see the weights. When the A8 was first released Audi made a big deal of how light it was due to the body being aluminium.
Top Gear - Morris Ox
...and then loaded it with four-wheel drive and ever extra under the sun.
Top Gear - No Do$h
Don't forget the weight of Jezza's belt buckle and hair.....
Top Gear - frostbite
Don't forget the weight of Jezza's belt buckle and hair.....

>>

and the obese ego....
Top Gear - Altea Ego
Strange no-one has mentioned the request for a 1000 potential BMW owners to cancel orders in retaliation for BMW ignoring the motorshow and cost them the 5 million attending the show would have cost?
Top Gear - Vin {P}
Strange no-one has mentioned the request for a 1000 potential
BMW owners to cancel orders in retaliation for BMW ignoring the
motorshow and cost them the 5 million attending the show would
have cost?

>>

I noticed it, and it'll be fun to see if it works out. (Though it did occur to me that they are mixing up turnover and profit there).

V
Top Gear - drbe
Trancer

I get mid 40's mpg in a MB E320CDI - dricing (driCing, driCing - who said anything about driCing to Edinburgh, I thought JC was driVing) at around 60mph on a motorway, warm engine, steady driving. Quite easily attainable, I would think. Audi/VWW have a fairly good reputation for fuel economy.
Top Gear - trancer
Is that your instant MPG while on the motorway or your average which takes into account the acceleration up to motorway speed?. Do you think you would still get the same if you had 4 wheel drive on the MB?.

Even if the A8 weighed the same as the Mondeo, it is still a physically bigger car which means a larger hole to punch through the air when driving. If you have a Micra and an HGV weighing exactly the same, which do you think will get the better MPGs?. 8-)
Top Gear - trancer
Had to satisfy my curiosity so checked out the car stats on MSN cars. The 4.0 TDI Quattro A8 weighs 875lbs/397kg more than the 130 TDCI, Ghia-X, 5-tronic Mondeo. I chose the fully loaded Mondeo as that would be the closest match to the toy-laden A8.
Top Gear - daveyjp
Getting from Nottingham to London while the car fuel gauge was in the red shows just how much fuel is left when the fuel warning comes on!
Top Gear - CM
not sure hopw accurate fuel gauges are. I always thought that they worked on a float system and that the red light would come on when there was approx 2 gallons left.

Nott>London (end of M'way) is about 115 miles.
Top Gear - Stuartli
Modern cars have a requirement to ensure that some fuel is left in the tank even when it appears empty to protect the catalytic converter.

I've driven an S-Class Mercedes 320 CDi - it consistently displayed at least 35mpg at around 80mph on motorways.

The mid-1990s A6 with the 2.5-litre TDI engine similarly would show up to 80mpg or more at the same 80mph on the computer readout if you eased the throttle to just maintain the required speed.
Top Gear - frostbite
The mid-1990s A6 with the 2.5-litre TDI engine similarly would show
up to 80mpg or more at the same 80mph on the
computer readout if you eased the throttle to just maintain the
required speed.

>>

Well, I believe you, but when I recently posted something similar but a bit more modest about my 2.8l Scorpio I got some derision for my trouble.
Top Gear - Stuartli
There are always disbelievers....:-)

It all depends too on how accurate is the computer readout.

I can get my 1.6-litre VW Bora's onboard computer readout up to 199mpg (as far as it goes) if I ease off the throttle at modest speeds or on slight motorway gradients; however, it's generally between 25 and 75mpg around town depending on which gear I'm in. If I ease off completely the mpg readout reverts to a line of dashes.

Average fuel consumption is actually 40.9mpg, exactly the same as my son's recently departed Ford Fiesta with the 1.4 Zetec engine and a much lighter vehicle altogether.
Top Gear - Vol two. - Dynamic Dave

Just come back indoors to find that BBC2 Digital has decided to turn itself off 20 minutes into videoing the programme. Either that or the remaining 40 mins of the show was broadcast in a blizzard.

Not the first time this has happened either. I already had to re-program the sky box to come on at 8pm tonight after discovering that previously saved programmes had been misteriously deleted.

Did I miss anything of interest?



Top Gear - Vol two. - Doc
Did I miss anything of interest?


Just the usual: lots of sideways driving--but this week sliding through salt water on Pendine Sands in a Jag, Porsche, and BMW.

Oh, and Richard Hammond sitting in a car being zapped with 800,000 volts!

Top Gear - Vol two. - Pugugly {P}
I actually enjoyed it (despite myself). Rover V8 approved of in a JC sort of way. Celebrity thing is useless and waste of time.. who was that blonde ? The shoot out between the 911,Jag and 6 series was well made and enjoyable. Pass me the Jag keys..tonight's viewing not help by a neighour popping around, he wants to borrow the Landie for some rustic task....
Top Gear - Vol two. - David Horn
It bored the pants off me tonight, apart from the lightning thing.

As a matter of fact, I think the funniest thing was Richard Hammond getting drenched in sand... ;)
Top Gear - Vol two. - ndbw
What will happen to the Jag.BMW and Porche which were thrashed up and down Pendine Sands on Top Gear 06:06:04,the speed at which they were driven will have forced salt water into every nook and cranny,I doubt if pressure washing will get it all out,will they become a time bomb for some unsuspecting future owner?.

ndbw
Top Gear - Vol two. - Welliesorter
...I doubt if pressure washing will get it all
out,will they become a time bomb for some unsuspecting future owner?.


All I could think about was whoever had to clean those hideously expensive cars after the lads had had their fun...

Top Gear - Vol two. - No Do$h
I had always understood that press cars got crushed at the end of their stint out there with the journos. This being in no small part due to the comprehensive thrashing they receive at the hands of the press.

Doesn't do the company's image any good to sell on a low mileage car that falls to bits after 6 months.
Top Gear - Vol two. - BobbyG
Next time you watch Top Gear, have a competition with the rest of your family as to how many "Likes" there are in the show. For years JC has done this, comparing anything with everything, it glides like a ... etc etc.

Now the other 2 presenters are trying to become JC clones by doing the same thing. As usual, it is funny and witty when the original does it, when it starts to get copied twice and three times then it becomes boring.

On the lightning feature, I assume someone on here will either be able to tell me that it wasn't real, or that it is a well known scientific fact that he couldn't get electrocuted? Take it they wouldn't have ran the risk otherwise. Incidentally, with 400,000 volts running through the roof, allegedly, thought it was strange that there was absolutely no interference in the picture!
Top Gear - Vol two. - ianb
The lightning stunt has been done before, I seem to remember it was a VW Polo and the ECU got fried. The guy in the car in this particular stunt was in fire proof clothing, it must have been a good few years ago.
Top Gear - Vol two. - Altea Ego
Yes as said in the programe, you wont get electrified inside the car due to the faraday cage effect. Its a well known and long understood fact, electricity taking the path of least resistance. This applies to interference as well so perfectly feasible for a self contained battery operated video to work with no interference.

And yes it has been done before, and it was a polo and the ecu got fried and it wouldnt run afterwards.

Good to see Richard Hammonds eyes open that far!

Hammond seems to have found is place as the John Noakes of TG, anything messy or frightening comes his way.
Top Gear - Vol two. - PoloGirl
Hammond seems to have found is place as the John Noakes
of TG, anything messy or frightening comes his way.


Damn... I'm definitely messy but I can't do frightening.

Top Gear - Vol two. - Altea Ego
PG, look Im sorry about this, I know I shouldnt, I know we have had a little run in about it in the past, and before it comes out I will say sorry again, but I just cant bite my lip here the chance is too good.

You could try driving him around?
Top Gear - Vol two. - Kuang
I love the JC 'three word finale', whereby he seems to pause for a second before delivering the last three words of any given sentence. For example:

'..and it's guaranteed to go... like a rocket'
'Richard Hammond is really.. after my job'

Sniffpetrol.com did a story a while back regarding JC's return to TG, stating that he'd never actually left but was just in the middle of a remarkably long pause.. ;)
Top Gear - Vol two. - Stargazer {P}
My immediate reaction was 'pity the poor sucker who gets those cars s/h after being valeted and polished'. Glad to hear they dont reach the market.

But from earlier....pity the poor audience member who admitted to driving a Multipla!

Ian L.
Top Gear - Vol two. - Dynamic Dave
Doesn't do the company's image any good to sell on a
low mileage car that falls to bits after 6 months.


Alfa? Oh sorry, you said low mileage, not no mileage ;o)

Top Gear - Vol two. - Altea Ego
Speaking to the test driver who drove us round the Motorshow off road course, he went to the states for a Subaru launch. All 50 cars used by the press/testers etc afterwards were scrapped because the warranty costs on those cars would be too high, and the negative publicity to great.
Top Gear - Vol two. - Stuartli
Not true. In fact some motoring correspondents who fancy a particular car in a Press fleet buy it at a very fair price when it has done its duty being flayed by the hacks.
Top Gear - Vol two. - pdc {P}
Not the first time this has happened either. I already had
to re-program the sky box to come on at 8pm tonight
after discovering that previously saved programmes had been misteriously deleted.


Dynamic Dave, my Sky+ box also for some reason failed to record last nights show, although it has set itself to record next Sunday.

How odd.
Top Gear - Vol two. - Dynamic Dave
Dynamic Dave, my Sky+ box also for some reason failed to
record last nights show, although it has set itself to record
next Sunday.


Mine didn't even do that. It deleted the programme altogether from the listings - which it shouldn't have done as I selected the "series link" option. I had to put it back in again for next Sunday's show, which btw, is is being shown later, at 10pm.

Top Gear - Vol two. - stackman
Concerning the lightning thing, I noticed that the Golf was a diesel. Would he have been able to drive a petrol golf out with its more complex electronics/ignition gizmos ?

Also I'd have liked to see the state of the paintwork on the roof where the arc was striking it.

When I worked for a car transporter company we had a load of BMW's that got driven under some trees and dislodged the rain gutter on the front car on the top deck. It flapped about like an aerial and all was fine until the truck went across a level crossing. The gutter contacted the overhead power line resulting in the spot welds down the front pillar being blown out, the chains holding it down welding together and the tyres on the transporter, which were on the rail line, blowing out.

Top Gear - Vol two. - Garethj
It was a bit of a fib that car manufacturers don't test for lightening strikes, I've seen a film of a Volvo being driven around inside one of these places and the voltage spikes made the rear wiper flick every so often.

You're taking a chance with how much damage the car's electronics get but it's safer than being outside the car in a real lightning storm.

Gareth
Top Gear - Vol two. - Imagos
>> after discovering that previously saved programmes had been misteriously deleted.
>>
Dynamic Dave, my Sky+ box also for some reason failed to
record last nights show, although it has set itself to record
next Sunday.
How odd.


perhaps it was struck by lightning!
Top Gear - Vol two. - Obsolete
It's getting tedious, with the same old items each week. Some expensive cars race about at high speed. Clarkson places things on the 'cool wall' regardless of other opinions. Hammond is abused about being small. Clarkson abuses the undead in the studio. Tedious guests - unattractive and dull blond and dull witted man with big mouth and ego - drive fast.

Last week at work we were all sitting around the tea table and everyone said TG is boring and Fifth Gear is good. I was surprised but I agree. TG is no longer a car program, but rather a quirky light entertainment, scraping the barrel to find novelty items. Watch out for the car sumo wrestling item, coming soon ...
Top Gear - Vol two. - Dynamic Dave
It's getting tedious, with the same old items each week.


I agree. If they're not careful they'll end up losing their unofficial sponsorship from Ford. Not a week goes by without some comment about how wonderful Ford are.

Top Gear - Vol two. - Garethj
If they're not careful they'll end up losing their unofficial sponsorship from Ford. Not a week goes by without some comment about how wonderful Ford are.
>>

Is this because JC wants to jump the queue on one of their new GT40s?

Gareth
Top Gear - Vol two. - Dynamic Dave
Is this because JC wants to jump the queue on one
of their new GT40s?


Well either the new GT40 has more headroom, or Clarkson has been at Hammond\'s shrinking tablets. I remember Clarkson was unable to testdrive the original GT40 as he was too tall for it. He had to get Noel Edmonds to do it instead.

Top Gear - Vol two. - Chas{P}
Saw an orginal racing GT40 at the Heritage Museum at Gaydon.

The roof line was so low there was a bubble in it for the drivers helmet.

No wonder Clarkson couldn't fit in one. Ha Ha

New model BTW is called 'GT' only because someone else other than Ford owns the GT40 name. S'pose Henry Ford Jr didn't want to dig too deep in his pocket to resurrect the proper name and blow half the development budget. Most people won't notice the difference and call the new one a GT40 anyway.
Top Gear - Vol two. - Chad.R
An urban myth perhaps ... but I recall reading/hearing that the GT40 got it's name because it is only 40 inches tall - if so headroom is obviously going to be at a premium and no wonder JC doesn't fit.

......I suppose they call the new one just GT, probably because GT43.5 doesn't have the same ring to it :-)

Chad.



Top Gear - Vol two. - barney100
I must be a fuddy duddy 'cos I think TG is getting stupid. I want reviews on cars that are relevant to me:the odd supercar feature is interesting but so is the Saturn Rocket. I will now duck from the flack from the Clarkson lovers.
Top Gear - Vol two. - El Hacko
if TG was meant to be a "car" prog, it would be only 30 mins duration, so we must assume that when BBC give it a whole hour it's got to contain "entertainment", too - hence you have the three musketeers who bounce funnies off each other in the name of motoring .. I like it, and go to other channels for true "driving" progs.
Top Gear - Vol two. - pdc {P}
if TG was meant to be a "car" prog, it would
be only 30 mins duration, so we must assume that when
BBC give it a whole hour it's got to contain "entertainment",
too


exactly. if you want serious informative motoring journalism, then watch 5th Gear. Those of us who want to see cars being used as darts will stick with TopGear. There is plenty of choice for everybody.
Top Gear - Vol two. - peterb
Because it's "Entertainment" it can get a wider audience.

Mrsb wouldn't dream of watching a true motoring prog, but quite likes TG and is still talking about the Toyota Truck*





* I've warned her not to try it with the Yaris......
Top Gear - Vol two. - Morris Ox
Think Hacko's hit the nail on the head: TG is an entertainment programme in which cars are an incidental part. So it's probably going to seem a little frivolous and uninformative to dyed-in-the-wool enthusiasts. But it's not really aimed at them, and if you accept it for what it is then the one thing you can say about it is that it's more polished an imaginative than the last series.

I'm afraid I've got to take issue with the contributor who said Fifth Gear was serious journalism. Twenty-four minutes of a format which doesn't seem to have moved on in years ain't serious to me. Tiff has been playing boy racer on the tracks for far too long and he doesn't do it with the freshness of the TG crowd. I can watch it, but it's really a bit flat now.

Bring back Wheelbase, I say. There isn't nearly enough time devoted to final-drive ratios, overhead cams and string-backed gloves these days...
Top Gear - Vol two. - PhilW
Thing that annoys me about TG at the moment is the insufferable smugness of the presenters. Everything they say is said with the total conviction that it is totally correct and cannot be contradicted. This came through in a comment or two to the Multipla owner- treated him with contempt - yet who is to say that the Multipla isn't the perfect car for him in his eyes which is what counts? Same with the MG - yes it's expensive to me and it only went round the track in 1.33 mins as opposed to 1.31 of some other car but does that make it bad? Do we drive as if we are on a track all the time? I followed a Ferrari today for about 3 miles and kept up with it perfectly well (in a stream of traffic - but that's what we drive in most of the time) Did it matter that he could accellerate from 0-60 in a quarter the time it takes me? Does it matter that he has better "turn-in" (?) than me? They put a C2 in the cool bit -great for my son who is buying one of those and wants to look cool but I couldn't care less. I want a car that has the capacity of a van and can seat 4 in comfort - that could be a Vectra, or Mondeo or a Berlingo, it's my choice so please Jeremy, Midget and the bloke who needs a haircut don't try to make me look small through my choice of car, and you sycophantic lot in the background can stop giggling too!
By the way, my trousers come from M&S and not Versace - they fit well and serve the purpose. However, if you wish to buy a Ferrari or a Smart car and wear your Versace trousers and Oakley sunglasses while driving them, please feel free to do so- it's your choice!
Top Gear - Vol two. - Altea Ego
Yes but did you laugh at the car darts or when Hammond got covered in 14 toms of sand from the jag?
Top Gear - Vol two. - PhilW
Yep! And I watch it every week and enjoy it!!
Top Gear - Vol two. - Imagos
Yep! And I watch it every week and enjoy it!!


well in that case you have totally contradicted yourself from 2 posts ago.

Top Gear - Vol two. - Dynamic Dave
Reminder that it's on at 10pm tonight folks.

Also, on a slightly different note, if you've missed any of the episodes from the current series, they appear to be repeating them on the Sky Digital channel UK-People (channel 566) at 7pm on Saturday evenings.

The episode shown last night had the race between the uk studio's and Monte Carlo, with Jezza in the DB9 while Shorty Hammond and James May used the train. Also had the secret recording of the City Rover roadtest made by James and his tie cam.

If they're showing the episodes in order, it means that they're approx 3 or 4 episodes behind BBC2.



Top Gear - Vol two. - Pugugly {P}
Back tomorrow night 8.00pm according to TV listings in my local rag...
Top Gear - Vol two. - Dynamic Dave

And at 9 pm tonight on BBC2 "Stars in Fast Cars" in aid of Sport Relief.

To quote from the BBC website,

"An unbelievable line-up of celebrities go head to head, and wheel to wheel, to discover who really is Britain's Best Celebrity Driver.

Jeremy Clarkson himself takes part against Jodie Kidd, Darren Jordon, Patrick Kielty, Alan Davies and Jimmy Carr, all under the wry gaze of hosts Richard Hammond and James May."

Top Gear - Vol two. - NowWheels
hosts Richard Hammond and James May."


Has anyone told Pologirl??
Top Gear - Vol two. - PoloGirl
No! Nobody told Pologirl! :(

Speaking of Top Gear... is it still on? I lost track when it got shifted in favour of football.

Top Gear - Vol two. - Adam {P}
It's on now PG - NOW! HURRY!
Adam
Oi! EASY Richie! - lezebre
In case you're not watching Top Gear, you're currently still in time to tune in see Lionel Richie lose (yes literally) a wheel in the Reasonably Priced Car, and thereby cheating death*


*according to The Sun, anyway
Oi! EASY Richie! - lezebre
(He' s just on now)
Oi! EASY Richie! - Pugugly {P}
Excellent.
Oi! EASY Richie! - Obsolete
According to Jeremy 'Swampy' Clarkson, the well known eco-warrior and friend of speed cameras, a recent study has shown that trains use more fuel per head (even when full) than a car. Does anyone have further details of the study?

Talking of which, last Saturday I took the train from Slough to Torquay and back. Never again. Expensive. Dirty. Noisy. Cramped. Uncomfortable. (The train, not Torquay.) One train had brown fluid smeared over the windows. The fold down table on one train turned out to be disgusting and I put it back up. I couldn't move seats as the train was full. I was stuck with a boiling hot tea to hold, with it spilling onto my lap as the train lurched from side to side. On one carriage my feet stuck to the floor - squelch, squelch, squelch ... and there was rubbish strewn across the floor. The seats were uncomfortable too. I enjoyed the view along the South Devon Coast and the return train from Exeter to Reading was clean and modern.

It seems to me that some people must behave in the most disgusting manner, though the train companies clearly do not seem to make much attempt to clean it up.
Oi! EASY Richie! - teabelly
It is a study done by lancaster university. I would expect to be on their website somewhere. It appeared in the newspapers around 21st June.

The same is true of buses, they're much more polluting than an equivalent number of people in cars if they occupancy level of the bus is below a certain level. I would like some proper data on exactly which buses and which cars they are using in the comparison. Picking the average polluting vehicle for each group would seem like the fairest way of doing it.

It said it all when the green party person had said 'the cleanest journey is one that is never made'. Let all the green minded people go live in mud huts without electricity and live the 'good life' and in the energy they save we can have a more comfortable life because they won't be travelling to press conferences or sailing large ships around the oceans wasting global resources. Mind you I am slightly biased as I just bought a book called Global warming and other eco myths :-)
teabelly
Oi! EASY Richie! - Obsolete
It is a study done by lancaster university. I would expect
to be on their website somewhere. It appeared in the newspapers
around 21st June.
The same is true of buses, they're much more polluting than
an equivalent number of people in cars if they occupancy level
of the bus is below a certain level. I would like
some proper data on exactly which buses and which cars they
are using in the comparison. Picking the average polluting vehicle for
each group would seem like the fairest way of doing it.
It said it all when the green party person had said
'the cleanest journey is one that is never made'. Let all
the green minded people go live in mud huts without electricity
and live the 'good life' and in the energy they save
we can have a more comfortable life because they won't be
travelling to press conferences or sailing large ships around the oceans
wasting global resources. Mind you I am slightly biased as
I just bought a book called Global warming and other eco
myths :-)
teabelly


Yes I too wonder about buses. What I do know is that when cycling I avoid being behind a bus as they stink something rotten.

When I was growing up I was told to eat my greens. Seems a bit harsh to me.

BTW I would take that book with a pinch of salt. There might be some truth in it, but it is very contentious among serious scientists.
Oi! EASY Richie! - helicopter
I roared with laughter at the incident with Lionel Richie when the wheel came off and the 'reasonably priced car' became a Reliant.

Is there any truth in the rumour that he's going to re - record that old number 'three wheels on my wagon ?'

A similar incident happened to my father in law a few years ago but it was slightly more serious as it was in the rush hour in south London - as he braked for the lights his offside rear bounced past him down the road.

Half a dozen drivers literally picked the car up and put it on the side of the road out of the way whilst he called a breakdown truck ( and me to collect him.)

Oi! EASY Richie! - Stuartli
To be fair to Richard Hammond (and it's not very nice to keep referring to his height - or lack of it) his presentational skills have been developed very substantially since his Men and Motors days.

Let's face it, apart from the fact that there's always something different and entertaining to watch on Top Gear, the chemistry between Clarkson, May and Hammond is usually richly entertaining.

May is so wonderfully laid back and delivers such laconic soundbites, I'm surprised he ever manages to get to the studio in time...
Oi! EASY Richie! - daveyjp
Really enjoyed TG last night - probably because its been off for so long. Clarkson having fun in the new MB V12 bi-turbo whilst slagging off the build quality.

Test driving two MPVs - I went in a new Scenic whilst in France and was quite impressed with the interior finish and dash layout. The comments from the presenters after the piece sounded like the build quality was typical Renault. Whilst seeing their point about the purpose of an MPV they are very easy to get in to.

Spyker Sports car - expensive for what it is, but what an interior.

Race against Aston, Bentley and MB - I'd still have the Aston!
Oi! EASY Richie! - 3500S
Entertaining.

Simple. Lionel Ritchie losing a wheel raised a chuckle as did the 'don't go south of the river' Richard and James the Cabbies.

They don't pull any punches, I loved the Speed camera bit and for Sunday 8pm, it's perfect.

And as my best friend's dad has just walked away from his CLK 320 after 25 years of MB ownership and bought a Jag, Clarkson's remarks had a special resonance.

Lovely car too, the XJ.

As for the Spyket, great to see something a bit 'different', if I had the cash, I'd buy one just for the chromed up gear linkage.

Put me down for the Aston too.
Tug o' merc - Sprice
Very interesting to see that 8 men were able to beat a 612 bhb Mercedes in a tug o' war! When JC asked the audience how many men it would take to beat the merc, some answers were over 200!
Oi! EASY Richie! - nick
According to Jeremy 'Swampy' Clarkson, the well known eco-warrior and friend
of speed cameras, a recent study has shown that trains use
more fuel per head (even when full) than a car. Does
anyone have further details of the study?

The key words are 'per head'. The study assumed full cars. As the majority of cars have only one or two people in them I'd wager trains are more fuel-efficient in the real world. And certainly more efficient for heavy freight.
Oi! EASY Richie! - BobbyG
SWMBO forgot to tape it!
Anybody care to advise me if it gets repeated on one of the cable channels, or what they were saying about the Scenic? Was it a proper test of it or were they racing it round a racetrack?
Top gear - Sprice
Richard Hammond and James May were employed as mini cab drivers for the night in South london, using the Renault Scenic and Focus C max as their taxis. The general consensus was they both preferred the Scenic for comfort, but the C max as a sporty driver.
Top Gear is also shown on sky channel UK TV People, can,t remember the actual channel number, five hundred and something!
Oi! EASY Richie! - Dynamic Dave
SWMBO forgot to tape it!
Anybody care to advise me if it gets repeated on one
of the cable channels,


UK People seem to be running approx 3 weeks behind BBC2. Channel 566 on Sky, Sat and Sunday Evenings at 7pm.

Oi! EASY Richie! - Citroënian {P}
gear.viper007bond.com/downloads.php

TG episodes - at your own risk, etc - please don't ask for support here, it's fairly complicated.
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Lee
MINI adventure in progress
Oi! EASY Richie! - GrumpyOldGit
gear.viper007bond.com/downloads.php
TG episodes - at your own risk, etc - please don't
ask for support here, it's fairly complicated.
--
Lee
MINI adventure in progress


Caution - the downloads are via Bit Torrent, which I believe can be a security risk. Any IT experts care to comment?
Oi! EASY Richie! - Citroënian {P}
Not sure I'd call myself a security expert (*although I'm not bad ;) )

Yep, it can be risky.

{quote=me}
At own risk, etc
{/quote}


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Lee
MINI adventure in progress
Oi! EASY Richie! - Obsolete
>> According to Jeremy 'Swampy' Clarkson, the well known eco-warrior and
friend
>> of speed cameras, a recent study has shown that trains
use
>> more fuel per head (even when full) than a car.
Does
>> anyone have further details of the study?
>>
The key words are 'per head'. The study assumed full cars.
As the majority of cars have only one or two people
in them I'd wager trains are more fuel-efficient in the real
world. And certainly more efficient for heavy freight.


I was wondering about the car occupancy. However, a train has a engine at each end, a buffet car and a wotsit car (where you can put bikes and stuff) which must reduce efficiency. And the carriages seem large and heavy too.
Oi! EASY Richie! - alex


There's more information you can glean from a piece "Cars are more fuel efficient than trains" from the Daily Telegraph www.telegraph.co.uk dated June 21.

Older trains are still efficient but the problem lies with the new generation which, because of safety and passenger legislation have become heavier so they consume more fuel. For example, Virgin's latest Super Voyager diesel trains are said to be 40% heavier per seat than the ageing HS125s (125 mph diesel trains) they replaced.

The problem is even worse with very fast 186mph trains like Eurostar and France's TGV running over electrified lines because their engines, air-con systems and so on require so much more energy.

Airplane manufacturer Airbus claims that one of its modern A321 craft is more energy efficient than a Eurostar/TGV train.

alex
Top Gear - Vol two. - andymc {P}
Really enjoyed tonight's show - the highlight for me was Clarkson driving a Fabia vRS to beat Hammond in the Cooper, and admitting afterwards that diesel has "caught up with" petrol. Anybody fancy the Ford GT that does 4 mpg (that's four, imperial miles, to the imperial gallon, of petrol). Still like the look of it though.
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andymc
Top Gear - Vol two. - Imagos
The Mondeo obliterated by the Virgin 747 was not the same one shown beforehand...

Glad Clarkson liked the GT and has bought one too but inevitably most will hate it 'because it's a Ford' (you could tell the little bloke did.)
Top Gear - Vol two. - Adam {P}
imagos,
I picked up on the Mondeo as well. Perhaps the Mark 2 was too good to waste? Why not show the older one in the first place then?!
Adam
Top Gear - Vol two. - PoloGirl
I think I neeeeeed a Skoda VRS thing.

Has the reasonably priced car been to the same bodyshop as Polo? One of the rear doors is about ten shades darker than the rest of the car.

And isn't Martin Clunes dim and boring when he hasn't got a script?

Top Gear - Vol two. - Mark (RLBS)
>>And isn't Martin Clunes dim and boring when he hasn't got a script?

Actually I thought the opposite. Seemed like an amusing and general guy to me. At least he made Jeremy actually laugh for once, rather than pretending to do so.

The Skoda thing worries me. In fact the whole idea of diesels improving worries me. Living on the same planet as No Dosh if I ever buy a diesel will be a trying thing.
Top Gear - Vol two. - No Do$h
The Skoda thing worries me. In fact the whole idea of
diesels improving worries me. Living on the same planet as No
Dosh if I ever buy a diesel will be a trying
thing.


[smug mode]Really? And why's that?[/smug mode]
Top Gear - Vol two. - maz64
> Perhaps the Mark 2 was too good to waste? Why not show the older one in the first place then?!

To be pedantic, I thought they were both mark 2s - the 1st one had the 'slanting hole' wheel trims which I had on my old V6 and AFAIK aren't used on mark 2s, which is why I noticed the one that got blown away had the different 'slot' trims.

I reckon they filmed the intro, ran it past the 747, but with only partial success. The second attempt with the different car was the one which got broadcast.
Top Gear - Vol two. - Adam {P}
I realise this is getting picky now :-) but the one they showed they were going to use was a Mark 2 so from about R reg to X. The one they actually used was the mark 1 so from K to P I think. It only caught my attention because of the back lights and then the front when it showed you the other camera angle. I agree with you. Must have had a failed attempt at the first go and the closest reserve Mondeo they had was the Mark 1 in the same colour.

Either way, whatever model I won't be driving behind a 747!
Adam