Thought some people may appreciate this car window sticker:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/142035486585

Item description:

When the country goes down the toilet, let everyone know that it had nothing to do with you.

With this helpful window sticker, you can feel a little better, absolved from any responsibility… even when a furious mob sets your street on fire and there is simply no budget to put it out.

What’s more, although there is absolutely no evidence to support this claim, we’re confident that cars bearing this sticker will be less likely to get cut up on the UK’s rapidly deteriorating roads. Whether you have a European car or not, other road users will respect your moral high ground.