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Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - retgwte
Just driven 300 miles and constantly had one audi after another driving one inch behind me, and no I was not driving too slow, mostly I had a long line of cars in front of myself plus some sensible braking distance, whether I was doing 5 mph or aherm 100 mph there they were an inch behind

I let countless of them past since they were being so aggresive, but gave up in the end

Really when I get a terminal illness and nothing really matters anymore I'm going to slam the brakes on for one of these people and shoot the pants off him

How did the take all the Hobs out of Hobnobs and leave the other stuff as audi drivers

The BMW's/Mercs/Volvos are still as bad as usual but what are they doing to Audis to turn anyone who drives one into an instant idiot?

What magiv technology do they have to help them survive driving like this?

Somewhere there must be a lot of bodyshops fixing up the front end of crashed Audis?


Edited by retgwte on 21/08/2009 at 20:27

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Armitage Shanks {p}
At least with it an inch off your back bumper you couldn't see the fog lights!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - retgwte
and those stupid LED headlights on Audis are really really begining to GET ON MY NERVES!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - gordonbennet
Think today was a 'day release' for many numpties driving all sorts of vehicles, and commented upon by various of my cohorts during the day..but then Friday afternoons are always a muppetry time on the roads, and it did rain so whadya expect.

There seems to have been some sort of delayed reaction thing today too, sort of the driver's version of Benny Hill's distant studio answer the previous question routine.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - jase1
I have been sorely, sorely tempted of late (seeing as I am after a new car anyway) to tap my brakes when doing around 30-40 with them.

I get a new car out of it, on the Audi driver's tab, and he gets the shock of his life.

Problem is, getting into the position where you know fine well that no-one else is going to get hurt.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Mr.Tee43
What you need is one of thoses signs in the back window, where you can illuminate the wording of your choice.

Or maybe start wearing a white shirt with some suitable dark blue epaulettes on it.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Rattle
I've noticed it seems to be Vauxhall Zafera drivers lately that do this.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Lud
sorely tempted of late (seeing as I am after a new car anyway) to tap my brakes when >> doing around 30-40


That wouldn't be any use. 'Tap' indeed.

No, you have to get going at a good speed with an obviously hazard-free road ahead of you, race into the roundabout or whatever, and then jam your brakes on as hard as you can without warning. If the road is wet or has a light dusting of snow so much the better.

That's the way it's done. Afterwards you say some piece of rubbish about thinking you had seen a pedestrian looking as if they might waddle across the road. Any old carp will do.

Anyway that's what's been done to me at least twice over the years.

'Tap'? Nah. You need to go for it.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - moonshine {P}
Just driven 300 miles and constantly had one audi after another driving one inch behind


This goes to show how good audi drivers are, maintaining a one inch gap at motorway speed is not easy and takes skill that normal drivers just dont have. :)

A lot of BMW drivers have now realised that BMWs are so 1990 and have moved onto Audis, making Audi the new BMW...

Driving one inch off your rear bumper is a lot safer than driving 20 feet off your rear bumper. There's probably a precise distance at which it is most dangerous to travel from the car in front - does anyone know what it is?

I would guess that 20-30 feet is the most dangerous.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - mike hannon
What an excellently chosen screen name, Moonshine...
The worst place I've ever come across for this dreadful 'tailgating' as we used to call it, is the autoroute/autostrada that runs from the Cote d'Azur into Italy, the nasty bit with the alternate bright sunshine and narrow, dark tunnels.
And yep, it's almost always Audis, sometimes Mercedes and occasionally the odd BMW...
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - moonshine {P}

Think of two cars driving at 70mph and three scenarios:

1) the cars are so close that the bumpers are in contact

2) the cars are 5metres apart

3) the cars are 30 metres apart

Which would give the worst impact should the lead car brake suddenly?
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Hector Brocklebank
Well, if the cars are 30m apart at least the following driver has a chance to react. If at 5m, impact is inevitable. It is for this reason that I try to latch on to the rear bumper of the car I'm following to prevent any serious impact. This method has the added bonus of making the most efficient use of valuable road space! ;-)
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - moonshine {P}

Spot on Hector, you must be an Audi driver :)

If bumpers are touching then in theory there would be no impact. So Audi and BMW drivers have been right all along.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Armstrong Sid
If bumpers are touching then in theory there would be no impact. So Audi and
BMW drivers have been right all along.


I always thought the reason they kept so close to your tail is so that you can't see they never use their indicators
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - jase1
But taking that to its logical conclusion the most dangerous distance is whatever distance it takes for the lead car to come to a complete stop, where the trailing car, if it doesn't respond at all, will hit the lead car at maximum relative velocity.

If you strike a car that is braking the chances are that car will swerve unpredictably and take out someone else as well. So the French-style bumper-to-bumper idea just doesn't work.

Why can't the mimsers become more radicalised, and start hammering brakes in these scenarios? They seem quite happy to pull out in front of you at junctions and then drive at 25 in a 60 ... come on all you oblivious morons, get your act together.

Get rid of two types of bad driver at a stroke!

Edited by jase1 on 21/08/2009 at 23:47

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Martin Devon
>>the odd BMW...
>>
Even BMW!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - LikedDrivingOnce
Well, as a BMW driver I am glad that Audi are finally taking the flak for being the choice of the aggressive driver.

Getting on my soapbox, I have to say that most of the BMW drivers that I've met deplore the aggressive driving that BM drivers have been traditionally accused of, and are just genuine enthusiasts who admire the driving quality of the cars.

You never notice the majority of good Audi drivers, of course. You do notice the minority of pushy types, however.

Interestingly, at the company where I work, Audi is the car of choice for the Sales and marketing types. You know - the ones who talk very loudly into their mobile phones to show how important they are.

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Alby Back
Sales and marketing types. You know - the ones who talk very loudly into their mobile phones to show how important they are.



Heh heh !

You've gotta make sure they know what you rang for y'know !

;-)
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - jase1
You never notice the majority of good Audi drivers of course. You do notice the
minority of pushy types however.


No different to the majority of Micra and Rover 45 drivers that don't drive at half the legal limit. You only notice the tootlers.

Actually, that leads me to an observation -- recently the majority of mimsing drivers have been driving Audis. One very nearly had me taking evasive into a ditch the other day as he waited, and waited, for a good half-mile at a junction on a country road in the West Durham hills, then pulled out in front of me doing a steady indicated 63 (at the point when I first saw him) with about 100 yards or so to spare. As there was a lorry coming the other way my only option was to hit the brakes very hard indeed, and I wasn't far from not making it, as the car was still only doing 25 when I reached him. Funnily enough the thought had crossed my mind that something was amiss, as I had lifted off and had my right foot over the brake pedal for the last few seconds.

No doubt I'd have taken the rap if I'd made contact...

Edited by jase1 on 21/08/2009 at 23:56

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Old Navy
>>Cote d'Azur into Italy the nasty
bit with the alternate bright sunshine and narrow dark tunnels.
And yep it's almost always Audis sometimes Mercedes and occasionally the odd BMW...

>>

Not forgetting the occaisional suicidal Italian in an Alfa. I had one so close at 80mph I couldnt see his headlights.

Edited by Old Navy on 21/08/2009 at 22:54

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Rattle
I wonder if the rings on an Audi stand for how many divorces the driver has had :D.

As I said before I have noticed this Audi effect a lot less lately, probably because all the tailgating idiots (wanted to use a stronger word) that drove them have now lost their job and are now driving a 13 year old Nissan Micra L.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - L'escargot
Just driven 300 miles and constantly had one audi after another driving one inch behind
me ............


That's interesting. How did you measure/assess the distance? What was the tolerance on the stated one inch of the actual distance of the various Audis? They couldn't have all been at exactly one inch.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Galad
I had the most frightening experience of travelling as a passenger for 150 miles of A road with a driver who simply could not tolerate any car being in front. On the odd occasion when he just couldn't pass due to oncoming traffic (although that was not always an impediment) he would howl expletives at the driver for the offence of keeping within the speed limit and for the audacity (no pun intended for the OP) of being on the road at the same time as him!

My faith in humanity was restored recently when an agressive tailgater picked on an unmarked police car on the motorway and was promptly pulled over. I rather enjoyed that.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - fredthefifth

Are they all women drivers?

they probably haven't realised how close they are, or simply don't appreciate how close they. Spacial awareness and all that. ;-)

FTF
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - the swiss tony
they probably haven't realised how close they are or simply don't appreciate how close they.
Spacial awareness and all that. ;-)


You can't really blame women for mis-estimating distances.... after all they are often told something is twice the size it really is......
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - oldgit
You can't really blame women for mis-estimating distances.... after all they are often told something
is twice the size it really is......


You're an angler as well, are you?
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - the swiss tony
You're an angler as well are you?

As it happens.... no Im not.
but, umm yeah, that is what I meant!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Andy P
I drive a BMW, and I avoid tailgating anyone simply because I like the car and don't want to end up stuffing it into the boot of someone else's jalopy.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Peter D
Out of interest what car do you drive and what colour is it. I think you are a little paranoid. Brake lights come before the brakes come on on most cars. Regards Peter
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - fredthefifth

I'm sure that anyone who has had an accident, minor or not, their fault or not, will agree that they are best avoided.

I remember a phrase used at an institute of advanced motorists session I went to that I thought quite profound - " ....proven fact (apparently) not only do IAM members have less accidents, they also avoid *other peoples* accidents."

Well I suppose the second comes from the first but I still thought it was good. I didn't join but would like to one day. It was a dam good session and gave a lot of like minded people the chance to have a rant!!!

Then I found this place !!

All the best.
FTF



Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Glaikit Wee Scunner {P}
I now drive a vehicle from the Audi group. I find myself driving close behind vehicles because they are only going at 27mph in a 60 limit (sorry now downgraded to 50mph) with solid white lines. I dislike having to use my brakes constantly.
Get out of my way!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Sofa Spud
QUOTE:..."""Out of interest what car do you drive and what colour is it. I think you are a little paranoid. Brake lights come before the brakes come on on most cars. Regards Peter """.

A useful accessory would be a hidden on/off master switch for the brake lights. So when you want to send a message to a tailgater, yoy switch off the brake lights before stepping on the brakes!!

(Only joking - I wouldn't really advocate that!)

Anyway, don't Audis have automatic crash detection or something.

When I've been on long trips with my trailer in tow, it gives the impression of keeping tailgaters that bit further from the car. That might just be psychological, but it does diminish the feeling of intimidation unless the tailgater is in a large vehicle.

Edited by Sofa Spud on 22/08/2009 at 15:19

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Sofa Spud
QUOTE:...""I dislike having to use my brakes constantly.""

Isn't that a bit like saying you don't like having to use the steering constanlty?
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Glaikit Wee Scunner {P}
I meant that I would not have to use my brakes constantly unless the slow car was in front. My speed is generally controlled by lifting my foot off the accelerator and balancing against the force of gravity.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - moonshine {P}
A useful accessory would be a hidden on/off master switch for the brake lights. So


Rear fog lights can look very much like brake lights if flicked on and off appropriately...
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - fredthefifth
I did that once and the person(!!??) behind responded by putting the lot on!
FTF
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - RicardoB
Going off subject a little, but whenever I see any Audi with their LED daytime running lights on, I keep thinking what I think Clarkson said, by comparing them to council house Christmas lights!

And yes, more and more Audis do appear to be driven in something of an apparant stereo typical cliched way, imho.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Alby Back
Selective perception.

I have had Audis, BMWs, Fords, Vauxhalls, Citroens, Volvos, Renaults, Triumphs, Wolseleys, MGs, Land Rovers, FIATs, Jaguars ( am I boring you yet ?............) etc etc.....

I drive/drove, more or less the same way in all of them. It is true though to say that one is treated with varying degrees of respect, disdain, aggression or contempt and sometimes even deference by other road users depending upon what you happen to be driving.

Even car size has a bearing on behaviour. When I drive my wife's Ka some other drivers seemingly deliberately "bully" it. Conversely, when I'm in my Mondeo estate they mostly don't.

Think of the primitive psychology going on here. To give another example. Try going on a scheduled flight in your scruffs and you get the lowest level courtesy from airline staff. Get on the same flight in yer pukka schmutter and they fawn over you.

Humans are very suggestible and by and large fairly stupid.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Mr.Tee43
Humph

I don't know you, but I reckon you are a very worldy wise bloke.

Admiration mode off.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - retgwte
humph you are correct to a degree

thats why i can drive a little over the edge in a vectra and nobody bats and eyelid, and yet if i drive in exactly the same way in a sports car the police have stopped me within half an hour - i know been there done that countless times

but i think the audi thing is different, there is more science to the sheer overwhelming count of audis that tailgaited me yesterday, there must be something going on

i think that maker is attracting a certain sort of driver at the moment for some reason, if we could figure out what that was we would then know who to ban from driving for no reason other than weve figured out they are none desireables

i was walking on the moon one day
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Alby Back
Oh I think there might be something in what you say if only because the auto suggestion ( if you will forgive the pun ! ) I alluded to earlier works internally as well as externally. Harry Hotshot recently promoted and issued with a new mildly posh motor has just had a huge testosterone boost to his ego.

He's a legend in his own lunchbreak in his slightly favoured middlingly managed worker ant mind. He feels indestructible. He looks down upon those he sees as lesser beings. You need to get out of his way. He's got important things to do, people to see, don't you understand ??? Or so he sees the world.

He is in fact, although he would struggle to see it, almost a clone. He would lack the imagination to choose a car outside of the industry norm for his job grade. The A4 / 3 series / Lexus IS or whatever is part of his uniform, his badge of office, his very identity. Without it, he'd be a lost soul.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - jase1
Rear fog lights can look very much like brake lights if flicked on and off
appropriately...


Ooh that's a good one... note to self, must get a car with twin fogs next time
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - moonshine {P}
I think Audis have two fog lights at the rear, get a nice Audi and have the best of both worlds...
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - rtj70
My brother once did this to deter a tailgater. They attempted to run him off the road! Literally.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Citroënian {P}
Is some of the problem the marketing of the cars? Ultimate driving machine, vorsprung durch technic.....message being that the car elevates you above other lesser cars on the road?

The a5 advert explaining how amazing the traction system is, is an example. I didn't have much sympathy for the a5 in bits on the exit slip of the m6/m55 that must have been taken at warp speed in damp conditions-had simply understeered into the scenery as the driver no doubt was feeling a little misled by the hype.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Tornadorot
Is some of the problem the marketing of the cars? Ultimate driving machine vorsprung durch
technic.....message being that the car elevates you above other lesser cars on the road?


Ironically, didn't Audi run a TV advert some years ago, where a stereotypical BMW driver takes one for a test drive, and the decides it's "not my style"? Seems like times have changed...

Ah, here it is:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSicNiIERAE
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - akr
Maybe they get close to you so the person in front can't see how damned ugly Audis are!!!! They all seem to have been designed by a 2 year old drawing his first ever car at nursery school!!!!
The wife recently expressed an interest in an Audi. I quickly reminded her of what Audi drivers are called on Top Gear. She soon changed her mind!!!!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Pugugly
Nothing like a bit of bigotry to brighten up an afternoon !
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Old Navy
More interesting than the car chase on BBC at the moment!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Mr.Tee43
Have to disagree with your veiw that Audi are ugly cars.

Apart from the Audi A2, I think they are all good looking cars, and their interior design and quality are second to none in a similar price range.

How can you possibly call an Audi R8 ugly.

And not to buy a car because of what they say on Top Gear is quite frankly pathetic !
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Alby Back
Now, in turn, I happen to think you are spot on there Mr Tee43 !

By the way, do you still have that souped up Chevy van and all those gold chains ?

;-)
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Mr.Tee43
Nah, got rid of that and bought mysen a big tank instead !
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Pugugly
Driven two recent Audis recently - a A3 Quattro (170 bhp diesel) and an A4 Common rail diesel. Excellent motors with excellent interiors I don't think they were designed by two year olds. Both are attractive cars and the Avant has all the hallmarks of an excellent and pretty design. The Quattro is fast, well made and the consummate modern performance hatch. Get real these are amongst the best you can get for the money. Personally I would opt for the BMW equivalent - but that is a choice thing.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - drbe
I quickly reminded her of what Audi drivers are called on Top Gear. She soon changed her mind!!!!


As an irregular watcher watcher of TG, would you be good enough to tell me?
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Another John H
>>As an irregular watcher watcher of TG, would you be good enough to tell me?

Male hens.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Pugugly
Oh well if TG think that it must be right then.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Statistical outlier
That advert has to be up there with 'Cog' as the best car ad of all time! :-)

Doesn't really ring true any more though, sadly. Shame, as the Audi interiors are just such a nice place to be. Ah well.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - akr
I knew someone would mention the R8 when I said they were ugly. Of course I didn't mean that. However, the saloons are are so bland it's unbelievable - that three box drawing you did as a kid (or at least I did) is the blueprint for Audis these days. Dull, dull, dull!!!
And I'm not doubting the quality of the interiors either - I know they're excellent. I just think they're boring. Personal opinion.
And to comment on the OP I do an all motorway 60 mile round commute every day and have been doing for 15 years. And without doubt, the thuggery in the outside lane has shifted in that time from BMW to Audi. No doubt about it as I see it almost every day. Maybe Audi is "new money" and BMW is a bit 90s. Who knows? But I know what I see in my rear view mirror.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - daveyjp
"And to comment on the OP I do an all motorway 60 mile round commute every day and have been doing for 15 years. And without doubt, the thuggery in the outside lane has shifted in that time from BMW to Audi"

Look at the sales figures for Audi - IIRC they have tripled in only a few years, so it's no surprise you are seeing more of them.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Tornadorot
However the saloons are are so bland it's unbelievable - that
three box drawing you did as a kid (or at least I did) is the
blueprint for Audis these days. Dull dull dull!!!


So an Audi A5 looks just like a Hillman Hunter or a Cortina Mk.II to you?!
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Pugugly
Each to his own. BMW designs are something other than bland of course, and may have made the equivalent Audi look a little grey in comparison.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Avant
"I was walking on the moon one day..." (retgwte, above)

Then it'll have been a Lunar Rover that ran you over, rather than an Audi.

Do telll us, how did you come by "retgwte" and how does one pronounce it?

Edited by Avant on 25/08/2009 at 01:26

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - barney100
Not just me then. I have noticed the Audi racers up the tailpipe and wonder how anyone in a 1.9 diesel manages to get that oomph out of it. Swmbo has often commented on Audi drivers too bombing around. As usual its a few getting a bad name for all Audi ownwers.
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Pugugly
The wheels outside my house are on an A3 Quattro diesel (170bhp) - plenty of oomph I can assure. Its going back to its owner Monday :-(
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - akr
No don't like the A5 either. It's the two year old who's drawn his saloon and just forgotten to put some rear doors in.
Hideous. And not a patch in terms of looks on a 3 series coupe (assuming that's what it's supposed to be competing with).
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - MikeTorque
When manufacturers fit auto-braking systems (similar to Volvo's "Collision Warning with Auto Brake system") as standard to all cars then the "whites in the eyes" drivers will terminated.

In the meantime I'd like to see the police stopping tailgaters and the law banning offenders from driving for 5 years, 10 points on their driving license to start after the ban as a future deterrent, plus a heavy fine, tailgating is reckless & dangerous driving (end of).
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - retgwte
I can already stop a lot quicker than anybody driving an Audi an inch behind me

Cops are a waste of time, was followed for miles by a police bike an inch behind me too, I nearly took his number to report him but life is too short

As for the political masters running what jokingly calls itself the legal/judicial system I have no faith at all, as the idiot who decided to punch me the other weekend found out when I battered him mercilessly - minimum force self defence your honour - total waste of time expecting the police to do anything

snip

Edited by Pugugly on 25/08/2009 at 18:03

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - Tornadorot
No don't like the A5 either. It's the two year old who's drawn his saloon
and just forgotten to put some rear doors in.
Hideous. And not a patch in terms of looks on a 3 series coupe (assuming
that's what it's supposed to be competing with).


I am convinced that the Audi A5 is the most beautiful car I have ever designed in my career. - Walter de'Silva, Audi's Head of Design.

www.baekdal.com/Design/Automotive/Audi-a5-s5-desig.../
Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - maz64
I am convinced that the Audi A5 is the most beautiful car I have ever
designed in my career. - Walter de'Silva Audi's Head of Design.


...the other cars being (from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_de%27Silva ):

* Alfa Romeo Proteo (1991)
* Alfa Romeo 145/146 (1994)
* Alfa Romeo Nuvola (1996)
* Alfa Romeo 156 (1997)
* Alfa Romeo 147 (2000)
* SEAT Salsa (2000)
* SEAT Tango (2001)
* SEAT Ibiza III (2002)
* SEAT Córdoba II (2002)
* Audi Nuvolari Quattro (2003)
* SEAT Toledo III (2004)
* SEAT Altea (2004)
* SEAT León II (2005)
* Audi Q7 (2005)
* Audi TT (2006)
* Audi R8 (2006)
* Audi A6 (2005)
* Audi A4 (2008)
* Lamborghini Miura concept (2006)
* Volkswagen Polo (2005)

Edited by Focus {P} on 25/08/2009 at 18:01

Audi drivers one inch from your rear bumper - LikedDrivingOnce
+1 Vote for the A5 Coupe

The A5 Sportback looks great in pictures as well. The 3 Series Coupe is terrific looking as well, but Audi's just edge it.

How is it that the 3er Coupe is so nice looking, when the saloon & touring are so plain?