I had to share this because it is both funny and absurd:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5...l
A man set fire to his house when trying to kill a spider with a cig lighter. Darwin award candidate?
nope, this bloke is surely more deserving of that award
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/8577572/Wart-blasted-off-with-shotgun.html
That is hilariously stupid!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2011/06/11/police-shell-out-on-tortoise-hunt-115875-23193728/