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Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - oilrag

The idea being that as you start to reach a certain age (and notice that you are circling a sort of internally held, virtual conceptualization of a plug- hole) - that you have at this point, found peace with earlier life and so equipped, are less bothered about going down it...

Maybe you can`t feel the pull yet? So that`s fine - you only have to stick it out for a few more decades and you might find yourself surrounded by motors of light and air - with wispy looks - like Sophia Loren and not a Nile catfish with that ugly gaping mouth and tiny portals of eyes AKA the rear windows of any contemporary `in` motor.

You just hope that if you do go down the plug hole, that the hea rse will not have that sloping to the front window line - because as form dictates function these days - you just KNOW the floor line will be the same and they will never get you out.

I`d been reflecting on whether `oblivion` would somehow have those bug like tiny rear windows too. You know, so that you could peer out the back and watch hell tip it`s con tents into heaven because the designers of modern motors were in there and had persuaded the devil to slope the window lines into a gaping ugly grill that spewed out it`s contents.

It`s OK to shrug off the despair though - cos afterall these are only motors. Temporary shapes in corruptable steel, that will one day be reclaimed and re-forged into something more attractive such as a bed pan or perhaps a washing machine.

Edited by oilrag on 29/03/2010 at 08:56

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - veryoldbear

Modern car styling is so driven by:

  • Drag coefficient
  • Wrapping a body shell that meets collision requirements round four adults at minimum cost.
  • Perceived "design" values

No wonder they all look the same

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - sajid

maybe its nostalgia for the good old days where cars from the 60-70s onwards were individually styled, nowadays car manufacturers have to ensure their product is safe, have excellent ncap test, the metro was killed off due to poor crash results, fuel efficency is also a priority, cars in the 70s and 80s had poor fuel efficency for example the mk1 escort 1300 top speed 80mph, fuel economy 30 mpg, nowadays new cars are faster more fuel efficent, reliable.

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - Sofa Spud

QUOTE:...""maybe its nostalgia for the good old days where cars from the 60-70s onwards were individually styled, ""

In the 60's and 70's people also used to say 'all modern cars look the same, just tin boxes, not like the old days!'

But in the 'old days' they were talking about, which were probably the 1930's, nearly all cars looked like shiny black bowler hats. What they probably meant is that each make of car had a distinguishing radiator grille on the front that was used across the range.

But even in the 1920's, a Bentley 3-Litre looked very similar to the Vauxhall 30/98 - but the Vauxhall had its trademark scooped out indentations down the side of its radiator and bonnet.


Edited by Sofa Spud on 30/03/2010 at 12:00

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - Armstrong Sid
Depends how much of an anorak you are

When I look at photos from the 1920/30s all the cars look very similar to me. I realise that there are big differences if you know what to look for, but as Sofa Spud says, they all look like shiny bowler hats to anyone who isn't a specialist.

I'm sure the same could be said about the 1950/60s if you aren't into cars in a big way; but show me a photo from that era and I can identify almost everything you stick in front of me.

These days if I'm walking along somewhere, I'm still subconsciously noticing cars and their appearance and I will do a double take if I see something which makes me think "that's got a slightly different front end, must be the new variation"

I don't deliberately do it, but I find that I can't help myself noticing these things
Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - oilrag

I want to walk into a showroom and buy a brand new V8 Ford Pilot - just for cruising around town, you understand ;-)

Oh.. would want it galvanizing though...

Actually, why did they not do that - when surely they could have? I can remember galvanized buckets in that era.

And baths... cough...

edit.. oh, just remembered the KA

Edited by oilrag on 30/03/2010 at 12:58

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - Sofa Spud

Also, back in the 60's, a mere facelift to a popular model would probably be featured on the main BBC news, like when they updated the original Ford Cortina by changing the grille and sidelights a bit and fitting 'Airflow' ventilation!

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - oilrag

Auntie Nellie had a Ford Anglia in the 60`s and was really sold on the inward sloping rear window. Mind you, she was in her own 60`s then and had only the charabang era as a baseline to style.

Perhaps personal `style` is internalized as a kid - that`s what happens when you buy one of those little pocket car books on the school trip to Richmond.

That said - don`t you think the possible future indy car design - with enclosed wheels - a rear upright fin and looking like like Craig Breedloves whatsit , looks great?

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - Avant

Galvanised or not, at least the original Ka didn't look like anything else on the road. The new one is much less distinctive and must be losing sales to its sister car the Fiat 500.

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - Altea Ego

Many new cars have been "distinctive" and complete and abject sales failures.

Ford has had its fair share of radical styling disasters and been shocked back into boring visual normalness

Ego Integrity V Despair - car styling - Sofa Spud

At least we don't see as much badge engineering as we used to - although there are exceptions like the Toyota Aygo / Peugeot 107 / Citroen C1. It has been replaced by 'platform sharing' where the different brands at least have different styling.