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Soppy Cricketers - Armitage Shanks {p}

What is it with these daft cricketers, and some footballers? Half the England cricket team have cringe making nick names? BroadyY, StaussY, RootY. VaughnY Gazza, Roo, going for a puke!

Soppy Cricketers - Avant

I think it's happened because an unusually high proportion of the current test squad have monosyllabic surnames, so Cooky, Swanny, Trotty, Belly etc as well.

There's a lovely story about the former Welsh Labour MP Leo Abse, who pronounced his name Absy. A rather respectful constituency worker kept calling him Mr Abbs. One day in exasperation Leo Abse said to him 'For goodness' sake will you call me 'Absy'.

"Oh no, I couldn't do that, Mr Abbs, but you can call me Jonesy."

Soppy Cricketers - Leif

It's cos they're all posh innit! :)

Your post made me smile even though I don't give a hoot about cricket, or most other sports, apart from rubgy which is well organised violence.

Soppy Cricketers - madf

England are rubbish at footie - the players did not go to public schools.

But at rugby and cricket tehy did. See teh difference.

(Public schools encourage sport.. the state education system does not understand it and is too PC to support competition)

Soppy Cricketers - Leif

Apparently the olympic medals 'we' won in the last Olympics were dominated by posh events such as rowing, shooting and horsey stuff, with public school educated contestants.They were also dominated by sitting down events, suggesting that we are too lazy to even stand up when competing. :)

I used to be very anti public school, a view encouraged by well meaning liberal leftie teachers. As you suggest, the public schools recognise the value of competition, of hard work, or creating character in a person. In my opinion more public (private) schools would be a good thing, and the state system could learn a lot. Apparently private schools do not need to follow a lot of the regulations in the public sector. And discipline is enforced.

How did we get here from the original post? Mmmm.

Soppy Cricketers - Ordovices

Not sure rugby is a good example of a sport.

If you look carefully, what you have is a group of same sex players donning tight (lycra based) clothing, chasing eachother around a field and when caught clinging together and rolling around in the mud. If no opportunity for a group hug is forthcoming they stop and have an organised one. Following this, they strip off, jump in a bath together, then go out, get drunk and drink eachothers urine.

For sport read "public homo erotica" ;)

Soppy Cricketers - Andrew-T

If you look carefully, what you have is a group of same sex players donning tight (lycra based) clothing, chasing eachother around a field and when caught clinging together and rolling around in the mud. If no opportunity for a group hug is forthcoming they stop and have an organised one. Following this, they strip off, jump in a bath together, then go out, get drunk and drink eachothers urine.

I think if you know this much detail you must be (have been) a participant ?

Soppy Cricketers - Collos25

Apparently the olympic medals 'we' won in the last Olympics were dominated by posh events such as rowing, shooting and horsey stuff, with public school educated contestants.They were also dominated by sitting down events, suggesting that we are too lazy to even stand up when competing. :)

I used to be very anti public school, a view encouraged by well meaning liberal leftie teachers. As you suggest, the public schools recognise the value of competition, of hard work, or creating character in a person. In my opinion more public (private) schools would be a good thing, and the state system could learn a lot. Apparently private schools do not need to follow a lot of the regulations in the public sector. And discipline is enforced.

How did we get here from the original post? Mmmm.

Not many cyclists went to public school.

Soppy Cricketers - Sofa Spud

QUOTE....""What is it with these daft cricketers, and some footballers? Half the England cricket team have cringe making nick names? BroadyY, StaussY, RootY. VaughnY Gazza, Roo, going for a puke!""

Not at all like the good old days when we had Knobby Styles, Georgie Best, Ian 'Beefy' Botham, Gareth 'Coochie' Chilcott, Gordon 'Banksy' Banks (not to be confused with the famous vandal with the same nickname) etc. etc. !!! !!!

Edited by Sofa Spud on 25/10/2013 at 14:42

Soppy Cricketers - Sofa Spud

Looks like I had the last word on this one by blowing the whole hypothesis of the water!

Edited by Sofa Spud on 28/11/2013 at 00:01

Soppy Cricketers - Bromptonaut

There's a trailer running on BBC radio at the moment prmoting ashes coverage.

The subject matter jumps to Australian musicians at which point the ozzie lists off various ending with Kylie.

Another character interjects,TMS style, with question 'Didn't he bowl left arm for you'

to which response is 'I should be so lucky!!'