Better not. I'll tell you a story about an Audi launch. On this launch was a guy called Alan Anderson (yes, really). And also a guy called Zog Ziegler (absolute truth). So we'd walked half a kilometre from the airport terminal to a multi story carpark where a girl was handing out the keys. Luckily, we got ours before she decided she had better do it in alphabetical order. She had Zog Ziegler standing in front of her and Alan Anderson still waiting for his bag at the airport terminal. A further half kilometre into our drive, the route on the beautifully art directed and produced route map was blocked and, judging by the amount of dust and dirt, it had been blocked for reconstruction for at least six months. Do you think Audi was going to warn us of that before we set out and have us deface its route maps? Not a chance.