A house nearby is having some building work done. A ten foot length of old cast -iron soil pipe had been removed (imagine the inside?). It disappeared within a couple of hours. The builder wasn't disappointed, he expected it and it saved him the effort of getting rid of it.
When a colleague changed his oil, he reckoned he'd leave the old oil in a clean container in a new Halford's carrier bag on his drive. It'd always disappear.
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