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The Top Gear Thread - Vol 1 - Paul531

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None of the current car progs are as good as good old Top gear of a deacde ago.

I keeps hearing that Clarkson is coming back to top gear.

Is he or insn't he?


Paul {Forest of Bowland}
Top Gear - volvoman
Totally agree - too much naff music and arty-farty camerawork with presenters who like the sound of their own voices far too much for my liking !

Bring back William Woolard !
Top Gear - Steve S
WW never knowingly criticised anything did he?
Top Gear - Paul531
Tues 8th Oct 2002

Dear HJ


I've have searched the BBC website, but I can find no reference to the return of Top Gear, apart from a request for E mails from BBC web site users.

What is your source HJ, or would that be telling ?


Have you never appeared on any motoring progs?

Paul {Forest of Bowland}
Top Gear - Paul531
PS

What happened to the female presenter of Top gear, she was before VBH and KH, early, mid 1990s, lasted for a couple of years, wore the same glasses as Mrs Barlow in the 70s and 80s?


Paul {Forest of Bowland}
Top Gear - Paul Mykatz-Tinks
Caught a trailer on BBC this evening. Imminent return, but didn't catch when.

Showed a Noble M12 blatting about, with JEREMY on the front number plate.

How long before Transport 2000 starts jumping up and down? Gentlemen, place your bets............

Incidentally, Michael Palin is president of Transport 2000. His sense of humour is overdue for a major service.

I know these things.......................
Top Gear - Citroënian {P}
As if further confirmation is needed, this months "Top Gear" magazine has a long article on the new programme. Not that I've read it although I did buy the mag. It looks like some cross between Robot Wars and "Trisha" from the photos they had.

Can't imagine that'll be the end product though.

Lee.
Top Gear - Dynamic Dave
I've have searched the BBC website, but I can find no
reference to the return of Top Gear, apart from a request
for E mails from BBC web site users.



8pm on Sunday 20 October

www.topgear.beeb.com/content/latest/features/featu.../
Top Gear - DIRM
Yep, I'll make sure I'm in front of the telly for that one. Hard to believe Top Gear is now in it's 24th year, apparantly.
Top Gear - Dynamic Dave
Yep, I'll make sure I'm in front of the telly for that one.


Just to add to my previous message, the new Top Gear prog is now an hour long show as well folks.
Top Gear - Jonathan {p}
Anyone see it?

i thought that the new format was fantastic. A combination of items to satisfy the speed merchants as well as a couple of reviews of ordinary cars, put in a cost sensitive manner.

Well done, and I hope that the other episodes continue in the same vein.

Jonathan
Top Gear - Marcus
If 'fantastic' is a litle over the top, I thought it very good. Certainly in a different class to 'Driven' and some of the other rubbish that we have seen recently.

JC is peerless.
Top Gear - Johnny20
I thought it was great, i was a bit worried it was going to be like Driven having a base and a test track, but its a right laugh.
I'm glad Clarkson has brought some of his humour from his videos onto TV.
Jumping bikes with a bus next week looks, err interesting too.

Can't wait to see the rest of the series, it's excellent.

Did anyone else notice Clarkson's reference to "Jumping from 5th Gear into TopGear" when he was driving the Zonda??!!! Wonder if he did that on purpose!

Top Gear - MarkyMarkD
I thought it was great, i was a bit worried it
was going to be like Driven having a base and a
test track, but its a right laugh.
I'm glad Clarkson has brought some of his humour from his
videos onto TV.
Jumping bikes with a bus next week looks, err interesting too.
Can't wait to see the rest of the series, it's excellent.
Did anyone else notice Clarkson's reference to "Jumping from 5th Gear
into TopGear" when he was driving the Zonda??!!! Wonder if he
did that on purpose!

It was very good - far more like the good old days of TG in its quality. I noticed the "5th gear to top gear" thing too - very clever and I'm sure deliberate.
Top Gear - eMBe {P}
Did anyone else notice Clarkson's reference to "Jumping from 5th Gear
into TopGear" when he was driving the Zonda??!!! Wonder if he
did that on purpose!


I think he did it on purpose - because I noticed the way he emphasised it and wondered whether any one would have got the slight he was making of Channel5, or Five, as it likes to be known now.
Top Gear - JamesH
Did anyone else notice Clarkson's reference to "Jumping from 5th Gear
into TopGear" when he was driving the Zonda??!!! Wonder if he
did that on purpose!


The presenters are still at it.

If you missed tonight's 5th Gear, Tiff said of a six-speed 911:

Top Gear was too long but it came alive in 5th Gear.

It'll get personal soon!
Top Gear - P.Mason {P}
A really enjoyable hour, it flew by.
I initially thought the 'silent watchers' in the background of the studio shots were a bit strange, but got used to them! Otherwise excellent.
P.
Top Gear - Harmattan
I'd been wondering what strange car I'd overtaken on the M25 on Wednesday morning (well it was slowing to come off on the A3) so now I know it was a Zonda. Actually thought it looks better on screen than it does in the flesh though, but I heard it ahead of me before I saw where the noise was coming from!

After abandoning watching the last Top Gear, which Driven and the others now seem to want to copy, this series looks very promising. Will the Suzuki Liana last the series? Has anyone seen another one?

Top Gear - J Bonington Jagworth
I seem to be the odd one out so far, but I thought it was dreadful - a sort of blend of the worst of Driven with a chat show. New presenter chappy was even more irritating than JC - quite an achievement, really...
Top Gear - Paul Mykatz-Tinks
So, are we going to get a reduction in the BBC licence tax, now they're making programmes in scruffy old hangars?

Who the hell dreamed up Salami Gonga?

BIG mistake, looking for fast grannies.

Mustn't encourage them.......Hell's Grannies buying TVR's?.........bigger threat than Saddam unleashed
Top Gear - Paul Mykatz-Tinks
Place your bets, gentlemen.

How long before Transport 2000 start hammering on Greg Dyke's door?
Top Gear - Mike H
No, you aren't on your own, I thought it a lot of it was dross, particularly the time-wasting rubbish about trying to beat the speed camera.

I thought the Zonda was pretty ugly - badly proportioned - and reading David Millar's comments about it looking better on the screen than in the flesh......
Top Gear - Dynamic Dave
Just watched it on video (Heartbeat took preference)
Excellent viewing.
Anyone know if they're reviewing the "all new" Vectra at all. can't wait for Jezza's views on that one.
My only critism was the other bloke (can't remember his name, you know the one from Men & Motors) trying too hard to be another Jezza Clarkson.
Oh yes, there was one other thing, Citroen Berlingo good? I don't think so.
Top Gear - Dynamic Dave
Any guesses who Stig was?
Johnny Herbert maybe?
Top Gear - Paul Mykatz-Tinks
I'd like to bet it's an unemployed Touring Car pilot, or could it be a rally man........bit tail-happy at times. Thought it was Murray Walker at first, but he didn't stall them.

Then again, could be Frankie Detorri...............
Top Gear - madf
I thought JC is past his sell by date.

Terrible and stale.
Top Gear - volvoman
Pro's - not too much dodgy music and camerwork; test track concept.

Con's - chat show style content; celebrity nonsense; speed camera stuff.

Better than Drivel, sorry I mean Driven !
Top Gear - borasport20
Pros - well at least the cameraman uses a tripod


cons - the whooping clapping audience adds nothing
- that item about the speed cameras - what a waste of time that was
- celebrity stuff - another waste of time


I don't think i'll be watching next week



Top Gear - Phil G
Although far from perfect it was so much better than Drivel. As it was obviously live I thought they did reasonably well but probably will refine it for future shows.

The studio bits were a bit poor, and I didn't really care about Harry Enfield as he obviously has no interest in cars. In fact, the whole 'celebrity drives a suzuki around a test track' is ill-conceived.

Berlingo review was quite good - I thought it was strange how he told people to stay away from the diesel (the HDI being v. good) until I saw that HJ says Citroen has all but sold out of HDI Berlingos. Misleading.
Top Gear - Big Vern
Really tried to watch it..... took a break and did some hoovering halfway through.... tried again after that... but nope... still couldn't get into it.

Will try again next week, but will leave the Sunday dinner dishes in the sink just in case!
Top Gear - volvoman
Just wondering whether our judgement of the new 'Top Gear' is being coloured by the very poor quality of the other motoring shows.

Thinking about it 'Top Gear GTi' isn't bad - it's just a pity it's not on terrestrial TV.
Top Gear - CM
Thinking about it 'Top Gear GTi' isn't bad - it's just
a pity it's not on terrestrial TV.



Correct - TG Gti isn't bad. Sometimes it is good but as soon as Steve Berry opens his mouth and tries to be funny/pally it becomes truly awful.
Top Gear - volvoman
Don't know about anyone else here but what I want in a programme about motoring and cars is sensible comment on the former and lots of relevant information and clear/steady pictures of the latter. To be fair, we had some of that in Top Gear but still too much silly nonsense - what did all that stuff about Stig and bland driving music add to the sum of our knowledge about the cars or the issues ?
Top Gear - M.M
Excellent at best and very promising at worse.

As for that Zonda thing, well if you have to blow the cost of a modest house down South on an impractical car then that's the one for me.

And to cap it all we have a much awaited programme with the top man returning and what do we get heading the bill....a thumbs up for a quirky Citroen. Motoring reporting at its very best.

Driven W & W!

;-)

MM
Top Gear - Steve S
I agree. Compared to what's on offer it wasn't bad but compared to Top Gear in the earlier Clarkson/Wilson/Needell era - it sucked.

What's all that cod with celebrity. Who the hell cares? Especially after telling us that it wasn't going to be in the celebrity/style makeover format.
Top Gear - Toad, of Toad Hall.
I was gonna leave this thread but I thoug hit was utter drivel.

Top Gear is not supposed to be a chat show.

AFAIC JC is not an invaluble member of the top gear team. Quentin and Tiff *are*.

They could have cut it down to 25 minutes and left nothing out.

Clarkson should go cap in hand to 5th gear...

5th gear is still the best motoring show IMHO, shame it clashes with 'What the Tudors Did for Us.'
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Top Gear - M.M
>>They could have cut it down to 25 minutes and left nothing out.

Now that is true, I guess the normal weekly programme will be 30 mins and a great deal tighter.

>>5th gear is still the best motoring show IMHO, shame it clashes with 'What the Tudors Did for Us.'

Even worse it could clash with Tipping The Velvet.

;-)

MM
Top Gear - Toad, of Toad Hall.
>>They could have cut it down to 25 minutes and left
nothing out.
Now that is true, I guess the normal weekly programme will
be 30 mins and a great deal tighter.


Yeah. It was still entertaining. I liked the track stuff and the cooking oil and the speed camera. I sort of liked the stig idea but he was slightly too much like the gimp idea from PF. It was the chat show bits I wasn't keen on. Better would be if the Celebs were racing related celebs... How about Moss v's Stewart v's Lauda v's {insert lighting fast codger}.
>>5th gear is still the best motoring show IMHO, shame it
clashes with 'What the Tudors Did for Us.'

Even worse it could clash with Tipping The Velvet.


Am I really that transparent? ;-) ;-) ;-) I mainly enjoy the clever dialog and strong plot together with fine acting performances.
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Top Gear - Steve S
"I mainly enjoy the clever dialog and strong plot together with fine acting performances."

Indeed. Look no further for a that series really needs a sequel - just so that the full splendour of the costumes and sets can be appreciated.
Top Gear - graham sherlock
I don't believe it!! I'm agreeing with Toad again.. Ought to call it 'Jeremy Clarksons Motoring Hour'. Still, given the opposition, (perlease remove Drivel, it's dire.)it certainly beats Monarch & Heartbeat. Give Sunday evenings a purpose.

Like the hour long format, went quite fast. The show is like the curates egg really.

I look upon Jeremy as a Jeremy Beadle type. You love to hate him, but would you prefer Willy Woolard?
Top Gear - Toad, of Toad Hall.
Steve S: You and I are obviously in the BBC's Highbrow demographic!

GS: Exactly, Sunday night TV is unwatchable. [1] At least Clarkson, no matter how poor, will still be better than having to resort to that last ditch form of entertainment; the book & stereo.

[1] I once tried to watch Heartbeat because a mate was in it. He was quite a central character in the plot of the episode so I had to wach the lot. It was painful.
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Top Gear - Obsolete
I liked it a lot. So did me mum. We both laughed. Not only has the camera man bought a tripod, he has stopped taking mind altering drugs.

I wonder if 'Stig' is a snipe at Tiff Needell?
Top Gear - Boff
I enjoyed it all, although I agree that bits of it could get a bit tedious if repeated every week with only minor changes - Celebrity in a Moderately Priced Car or whatever it was called springs to mind here - but it was a fresh new start and I liked the hour long format.
Nobody else here has mentioned the new Lambo by the way, I thought it looked absolutely stunning, far better than the Zonda even though it lacked the out & out performance.. sort of stealth fighter meets supermodel styling..
Top Gear - J Bonington Jagworth
Agree entirely about the Lambo, Boff. Absolutely gorgeous, and it looked almost as though it had been carved out of solid. An absolute bargain, too, compared with the Zonda!

BTW, was the track time for the Suzuki (about 1'50") taken at the same track as the Lambo and Zonda (which managed about 1'25" if memory serves)? If so, that makes the Suzuki only about 30% slower than the fastest road cars on the planet when corners are involved. Not a bad effort really...
Top Gear - Darren
I think the first in the new series was getting very politically correct with the playing of soothing music whilst racing round the test track and saying that the berlingo is anything other than crap (remember this is still a van and handles like one).

Taking this into account it was great viewing and now the next will not have the explaining time and more car time.

Nice hooligan touch to show you can drive too fast for a gatso , maybe they will carry on this and show the possibilities of doing the same with all other devices such as hand held radars , truvello etc.
Top Gear - Toad, of Toad Hall.
Agree entirely about the Lambo, Boff. Absolutely gorgeous, and it looked
almost as though it had been carved out of solid. An
absolute bargain, too, compared with the Zonda!
BTW, was the track time for the Suzuki (about 1'50") taken
at the same track as the Lambo and Zonda (which managed
about 1'25" if memory serves)? If so, that makes the Suzuki
only about 30% slower than the fastest road cars on the
planet when corners are involved. Not a bad effort really...


I'm glad someone else noticed that! An amateur with no interest in cars in a Suzuki was 30 per cent off the pace of a racing driver in a Lambo.
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Top Gear - J Bonington Jagworth
I guess it's only confirmation of the rule that says that the old dear in a 2CV that you hurtled past ten minutes earlier will chug up behind you at the next set of lights. Makes one wonder why we are all so obsessed with performance...
Top Gear - Pugugly {P}
But who was the "audience" - slightly disturbing looking group. They looked to me like a full demographic cross section from the last census.
Top Gear - Steve G
>>But who was the "audience" - slightly disturbing looking group. They looked to me like a full demographic cross section from the last census.<<

Maybe they borrowed the audience from a Top of the Pops 2 ??
It did look odd those people standing round watching them in the studio.
Overall it was OK but it will fresh ideas each week if its going to sucessful. Who wants to see another celebrity drive round a test track ?
The Lambo, better looking than any current Ferrari. Almost worth trying the lottery again.
Top Gear - volvoman
I hope all those 'observers' weren't on the BBC payroll - they didn't seem to be doing very much and I can think of more deserving recipients for our licence money !
Top Gear - Fullchat
Does anyone know where the airfield is which is used by the programme and also the one used by Driven? Is it the same one?

Some serious Ford nostalgia tonight!!!!!! Have you recovered yet Flat in Fifth?

Still have not managed to get away from those corny camera angles and perpetual rubber burning though.
Top Gear - Tom Shaw
Great programme. I gave up on it years ago, but I was glued to the screen tonight. Hope they continue in the same manner.
Top Gear - Steve G
Ford wont be happy with Clarkson on that review !
Focus RS did look awful on country lanes, is it going to be a MB A-class type saga all over again ? (Clarkson rightly pointed out the handling problems with the A-class before the famous elk-test debacle).
Noble sounded nice but looks too much like a kit-car,shame bargain at 40K.
Some daft bits but its good TV viewing.
Heard that driven has been axed, is this correct ? (not surprised)
Top Gear - Johnny20
Heard that driven has been axed, is this correct ? (not
surprised)


You're probably right, at the end of Driven the voice over lady said that Driven won't be back next week but there will be special programs in December.

Top Gear - Boff
Looking at this site - www.octanedriversclub.com/trackday-100802.html - it would appear to be the former Bentwaters base in Suffolk, which is what I suspected when I saw the hardened aircraft shelters and other typically USAF architecture in the background. Don't know if it is the one used on Driven though, I didn't stay awake long enough to see...
Top Gear - J Bonington Jagworth
"I gave up on it years ago.."

I gave up on it last week!
Top Gear - CM
"I gave up on it years ago.."
I gave up on it last week!


Missed last week, so gave up last night!
Top Gear - Toad, of Toad Hall.
Much better last night!!!

The RS 1800 bit was class!!!
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Top Gear - volvoman
Last night's show was better but still don't like the weekly 'stupid antics' slot (bus & bikes) ! JC is great and has a way with words similar to QW. At least JK knows about cars - hope next week's celebrity will too !!

The puke in the Merc. was a classic piece of TV !

Would also like to see the slot on car buying and deals extended at the expense of the 'chat show' content.
Top Gear - Phil G
JC was non too impressed with the bus/bike stunt.

I want to see the guy with the 911 Turbo beat the Zonda. They were naive to dissmiss it, because if he bought a £100k 2002 Turbo and put another 100k into making it go fast(er) I am sure it would hand out an ass whooping to the 100k more Zonda.

Both presenters are daft apart from JC who has his obvious flaws, but is generally amusing. Fat Jason just repeats ads in the press and we are meant to be overawed by his knowledge.

I didn't mind Jay Kay this week as he is a proper car buff, despite blowing his own trumpet a bit too much. Anyone who has a 2002 Turbo is okay in my eyes.

Not bad though - must try harder.
Top Gear - 3500S
I really enjoyed it, I had to laugh at the Great Escape bit taking the mickey out of BMW when they left Longbridge. Long overdue in my opinion.

The RS1800 was the dog's dangly bits when I was a kid as I was six at about the same time. Watching the RS Focus tramline and shake like that made me nervous to watch.

It's fairly informative, they call a bad car, a bad car (it's a phenomona) and the Noble car looked like great fun. You can't deny it, Clarkson loves cars.
Top Gear - Toad, of Toad Hall.
I want to see the guy with the 911 Turbo beat
the Zonda. They were naive to dissmiss it


...And because the Suzuki is getting within a handful of seconds!
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Top Gear - PB
Very good I thought. The varied and chatty format is just right for a Sunday night hour long wind down, you can always read the paper through dull bits. Better than last week.
PB.
Top Gear - Archie
Last week's progaramme showed a building with "Dunsfold" painted on it. Presumably it must be the former BAe airfield at Dunsfold in Surrey.
Top Gear - Dynamic Dave
Last week's progaramme showed a building with "Dunsfold" painted on it.
Presumably it must be the former BAe airfield at Dunsfold in
Surrey.


Also it was mentioned that it's the Lotus test track - whereever that is.
Top Gear - Dynamic Dave
>> Last week's progaramme showed a building with "Dunsfold" painted on
it.
>> Presumably it must be the former BAe airfield at Dunsfold
in
>> Surrey.
Also it was mentioned that it's the Lotus test track -
whereever that is.


Ok, I was close. I remember that Lotus was mentioned, but it's not their test track, Lotus were drafted in to help with the corners of the track.

From the TG website: www.topgear.com/content/features/stories/new_tg/03/

Once we'd decided on the figure—of—eight layout for our track, we called in the experts from Lotus to help us devise corners to really test the car's dynamics.



Top Gear - Jagman
I can confirm that the airfield in question is the former BAe airfield at Dunsfold just outside Godalming in Surrey.
I worked there for many years until it was closed on 2000, it is known in military aircraft circles as the home of the Harrier (Jump Jet) & the Hawk.
Incidentally the (well off) locals used to complain about aircraft noise, but I had to have a grin when a local paper reported the neighbours are up in arms as a supercar doing 170 down the runway & a full monty handling test is noisier.>> Last week's progaramme showed a building with "Dunsfold" painted on it.
I never saw Lotus test at the airfield but Mclaren did some straight line testing of their 2 seater F1 a few years ago.
Top Gear - martint123
www.surreyad.co.uk/news/25-10-02/news03.html

"TV viewers may have been thrilled to see Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and his team road test the world?s greatest supercars at Dunsfold Aerodrome on Sunday, but residents are infuriated."
Top Gear - Flat in Fifth
"Have you recovered yet Flat in Fifth?"

Full Chat, definitely like the handle!

Rude of me not to answer. Been on holiday ~2.5 wks and just a shade busy catching up on work and other stuff.

Came back to several hundred emails. On Monday I thought it was only just under 300 then a whole bundle more arrived which had been sitting in cyberspace. :-(

Tonight is first visit to the BR since about Oct 16.

BTW referring to another thread Stig is definitely NOT Stig Blomqvist, believe me that I do know!
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Steve S
Don't get me wrong, I was a big fan of TG during the Clarkson/Wilson/Needell years.

But this audience gathered, chat show stuff is beginning to grate.

Best recorded so the witless interludes can be skipped over.
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Micky
Worth watching for Clarkson's expression and comments when the Westfield defeated the time set by the mighty Zonda around the test track ...... just how close does that Westfield sit to the ground? Caterham R500 should set a time close to the Westfield and Zonda, be interesting to see if an Ultima is entered.

The rest of last nights show was dross.

IIRC, many years ago JC refused to test a V8 Westfield (what's the matter JC, too scary for you??)
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Toad, of Toad Hall.
Worth watching for Clarkson's expression and comments when the Westfield defeated
the time set by the mighty Zonda


Which Westie was it? Fantasic!

I don't like to brag but I missed the show because I was out with a nurse. ;-)

Life is sweet...
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Top Gear - jury has returned. - GJD
I don't like to brag but I missed the show because
I was out with a nurse. ;-)


Very sorry to hear that Toad. I hope you get well soon.
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Toad, of Toad Hall.
>> I don't like to brag but I missed the show
because
>> I was out with a nurse. ;-)
Very sorry to hear that Toad. I hope you get well
soon.


;-)

I thought someone was going to simply pose the question "Psychiatric?"...
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Top Gear - jury has returned. - dan
I suspect JC has serious reservations about Westfields as not being proper cars.
He's more into the complete package, the westfield is and looks like a kit car with a nasty hi-rev (bike) engine no windscreen etc... Its a bit like saying a dragster is a good car. No it aint,

Persoanlly I think the Westfield XTR is NOT a car. Its a ludicrously fast moving platform with four wheels that is road legal in the uk...it doesn't even have a CAR clutch. (but wouldn't be in other countries including some EU ones l'll wager). Somehow its cheating to class it as a car. This is of course an opinion and l don't expect to be able to defend it against any detractors.
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Toad, of Toad Hall.
I suspect JC has serious reservations about Westfields as not being
proper cars.
He's more into the complete package, the westfield is and looks
like a kit car with a nasty hi-rev (bike) engine no
windscreen etc... Its a bit like saying a dragster is a
good car. No it aint,
Persoanlly I think the Westfield XTR is NOT a car. Its
a ludicrously fast moving platform with four wheels that is road
legal in the uk...it doesn't even have a CAR clutch. (but
wouldn't be in other countries including some EU ones l'll wager).
Somehow its cheating to class it as a car. This is
of course an opinion and l don't expect to be able
to defend it against any detractors.


Labels are unimportant.

Personaly for cheap track day fun a platform is probably as good as a car. Since the test was speed round a track we've proved platforms are faster.

Incidently are single seater sports racing cars, cars? The old Class B rally cars?

Interesting and thought provoking view though!
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Top Gear - jury has returned. - dan
Cheers for not biting my head off.
I just think a car should have a certain versatility and practicality to be regarded as a true car. For example a motorbike that can do 170mph is no big deal...a car that can hold a family, luggage and keep you safe, and dry at 170mph..now you're talking!
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Toad, of Toad Hall.
Cheers for not biting my head off.
I just think a car should have a certain versatility and
practicality to be regarded as a true car. For example a
motorbike that can do 170mph is no big deal...a car that
can hold a family, luggage and keep you safe, and dry
at 170mph..now you're talking!


Yes. Numerous biking mates thought that about the speed camrea article where no less than three cars tried to get out of shot of the camera.

To do the 170mph on a bike you'd have to spend the shocking sum of almost almost 4 grand!
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Top Gear - jury has returned. - Dynamic Dave
This thread is proving that lots of you watched Top Gear....


Cynic mode
Yes, all 18 of us :o) Almost up to Eldorado's veiwing figures.
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Micky
">it doesn't even have a CAR clutch<" .. that settles it then, I can't think why I didn't spot that earlier, the XTR is not a car because it does not have a car clutch ;-)
Top Gear - jury has returned. - GJD
>> >> I don't like to brag but I missed the
show
>> because
>> >> I was out with a nurse. ;-)
>>
>> Very sorry to hear that Toad. I hope you get
well
>> soon.
;-)
I thought someone was going to simply pose the question "Psychiatric?"...
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Don't psychiatric nurses tend to be rather big, burly, intimidating blokes? Didn't know that was your type.

Back on topic... TG had a DB7 on it last night. What more do you need?
Top Gear - jury has returned. - PhilW
"What more do you need?"
the DS - and we got it!
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Steve G
Found the section on car design very interesting, shame they did not have more time to explain other concepts in car design and differences in techniques.I have always wondered why Pinninfarina designed cars get even better with age ?
The programme format is just right to keep a wide audience entertained.
I would agree the 'insider dealing' is very weak though.Perhaps HJ should have a go ...?
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Richard_H
Whats with the Goons standing around ? absolute w**k

Bring back top gear circa 1990, good show then
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Derfel
They had two eminent designers responsible for two superb cars, the 928 and the DB7. Shame this feature could not have been given more in-depth coverage at the expense of some of the trivia on the show.
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Derfel
HJ

Yes I guess it does need to be entertaining in order to attract good viewing figures. It was just that the car design feature seemed to close off at just the moment it was becoming really interesting.

Overall though, I just wish we could have Vicki Butler-Henderson back!
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Derfel
HJ

Sounds great but easier said than done as we cannot receive Channel 5 in this part of Cornwall. Now that really is a shame!
Top Gear - jury has returned. - Steve S
VBH withdrawal? Get a Digital Satellite system - you'll get Five and UK Horizons which she's on most evenings.
Top Gear - jury has returned. - madf
Drivel is far better than TG.. far closer to reality . 1 Hour is too long and QW beats JC all hands down.

928 and DB7 great designs? If you like overblown designs.. yes.

(in 10 years time - sorry now for the 928 - they will look big and flabby - Sorry I am not describing JC..on 2nd thoughts.. no?)


madf
Top Gear - jury has returned. - blank
I'd previously decided to put up with the poor ITV reception in semi-rural Kent and avoid paying out for Digital or Satellite. I think I may have to pay up to get Ch5!

Andy
Top Gear - jury has returned. - volvoman
It'd be interesting to divide the show into 2 halves (the car reviews etc. and then the chat show content & silly stuff) and compare the ratings for both.

I really don't see why we can't have separate shows. This would allow viewers to either watch either or both if they felt the need.

Personally, when the chat show and silly stuff comes on I go channel hopping :-(
Top Gear - jury has returned. - ianb
I must admit that I was really annoyed by Mr Chubby. Considering Clarkson split the audience at the start of the show, surely he should have been left off camera (preferably for the remainder of the show) with the fat & ugly??

I liked the insult about the fully loaded Octavia, I personally would prefer that to any Alfa, at least it would get you home!
Top Gear - jury has returned. - CMark {P}
I saw, with a fellow petrol-head, the first half-hour version of the new TG series on BBC World last night featuring the green Citroen Berlingo; the Stig driving the Lambo and Zonda; and the new Ford GT-40.

I used to be a big fan of TG and have the whole 95 and 96 season on tape. It was classic stuff, full of humour, passion and not a little daring; remember the Vectra. Then the whole lot slid off downhill about as fast as VBH in a TVR.

So we were expecting a return to form but were sorely disappointed. The audience standing around full of wide-eyed grinning idiots really sucked. The Stig set-up is vacuous, thrashing exotics around a track is dull (how many times have we seen that?), comparing the acceleration from rest and a single lap time of the Lambo and Zonda is pointless when the Lambo cannot be blasted off from rest due to its four wheel drive system (and why not? Kinda defeats the object really when you can't do that in such a supercar. My mate's company Impreza WRX can handle dumping the clutch rather well especially on soft compound road rally tyres ;-)

Whilst there was a certain amount of interest to compare a converted van (Berlingo) to a regular family hatch, the whole booze-cruise element of the piece fell totally flat (the "500 bottles of gin" interview with the Eastender's owner and his so-called girlfriend - just what was that doing in Top Gear???)

Conclusion: Must Try Harder.

CMark