Stolen bumpers and skirts - Nwan
I'm wondering if there is any one out there who has fallen victim to thieve who steal BMW sport coupe bumpers and skirts? This seem to be the trend in London right now and I would like to know how to secure my skirts and bumpers so they cannot be removed from the outside of the car. BMW don't seem to be interested as they make money from victims of theft buying parts from them.

I've had my stolen twice in six months and I'm desparate for a resolution. The police think it's related to drug addicts looking for a quick buck! What to do, what to do??

Nwan!
Stolen bumpers and skirts - normd2
start a new trend by carving your reg number into the plastic with a soldering iron. You could even go all the way through and fit a back light too. (not entirely in jest...:))
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Ian (Cape Town)
start a new trend by carving your reg number into the plastic with a soldering
iron. (not entirely in jest...:))

Not in jest at all.
During my frequent visits to Nigeria, I've noticed that EVERY panal, window, wheel, windscreen wiper arm, bumper, light etc has been marked with the regsitration number, using one of those electric tattoo-gun type engravers.

Oh, and locally, many vehicles have the regsitration number in foot high letters painted on the roof...
Stolen bumpers and skirts - gordonbennet
Believe it or not, i had my hella spot lamps stolen off the front of my landcruiser outside my house some years ago.

When i fitted the replacements, i put some fibre glass resin round the bolt heads to stop the lazy blighters removing them again, they didn't nick 'em, so who knows.

If the screws are being removed to enable the theft of these, you could try filling the screw head with some filler maybe, or cover the bolt heads.

If its clips, and they only pop on, could you not secure them more solidly with stainless steel nuts and bolts with a blinking great washer on the inside.

I think whatever you do, you've got to make some sort of seal with maybe P40 isopon resin over the threads or the bolt heads, it means you'll have to grind the muck off if you want to take them off yourself, but thats probably much preferable to whats happening now. Good luck with it anyway.

I do feel for you, another case of anything bar a days work for some people.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Dynamic Dave
IIRC, Golf bumpers used to get nicked quite frequently. A lot of owners took to having the fixing nuts welded to the bolts so the only way you'd get 'em off was to grind the weld away.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - maz64
Commiserations. Some years ago a colleague at work had all the (leather) seats stolen from his 328i.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Ian (Cape Town)
Could this be a result of either a) local jack-the-lads lowering their BMWs to look 'wikkid', and b) said cars grounding as they go over speedbumps ... and then the bumpers/skirts having to be replaced in a hurry cos otherwise the car don't look wikkid, does it?
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Bubble
Hi,

And yes mine front bumper was stolen last weekend! I myself work for a BMW dealer and are well aware of how many of these are being stolen.

I have found a way of protecting your bumpers which is by buying a new set of bumper bolts all 4 they are approx £0.80 each then you also buy a BMW or Schnitzer set of locking wheel nuts APPROX £20.00. (yOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BMW LOCKING NUTS BUT AT LEAST IF YOU LOSE THE LOCKING KEY YOU CAN ORDER ANOTHER)

The proven method i have just carried out to my own vehicle is to cut the heads from the locking wheel nuts then cut the heads from the standard bolts. You then weld the locking wheel bolt heads to your bumper bolts and prime to avoid any rusting? Hey presto you have secure bumpers.

Bubblelad.................

Stolen bumpers and skirts - FotheringtonThomas
Fit a shed alarm?
Stolen bumpers and skirts - swan
it s happened to me 4 times now. the latest this morning. i am thinking of going to court over this and seeking compensation from bmw.
the second time it happened i phoned bmw up and asked them about a design fault. no they said and they hadnt heard of bumpers being stolen. i said it was my second time.
i spoke to mariana luff today in customer service. never heard of the problem and spoke to a guy at battersea bmw who has just recently moved there. he s never hear d of the problem. i take it into a garage today and they say they get one a month. its absolutely depressing. i m selling and never gettig a bmw again

Stolen bumpers and skirts - Hamsafar
As well as physical security, could you attach an alarm like those which secure ipods and camcorders in shops? Also, pain the inside with anti-vandal paint before fitting.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Tron
Didn't the new style Mini have a similar problem but with wing mirrors being stolen instead?

That was resolved by drilling the head out of the retaining screws/bolts as I recall?

We have a garage near to me that is offering a service of 'scaffolding pipe inserts' to stop the theft of cat converters too!

Stolen bumpers and skirts - ifithelps
My accountant had the engine stolen from his Porsche 911 a few years ago.

It was parked in a multi-storey near Baker Street, London W1.

He found he was one of several.

Might be wrong, but I believe the 911's VW Beetle heritage means the engine will come out from underneath quite quickly.

VW dealers used to run occasional competitions to see who could get a Beetle engine out quickest.

Not sure of the record, but I think they were looking at something like a minute or two.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Tron
VW dealers used to run occasional competitions to see who could get a Beetle engine
out quickest.


tinyurl.com/4wyyfs

Stolen bumpers and skirts - ifithelps
Cheers Tron

The film uses a bit of poetic licence.

Yes, four bolts, but also throttle linkage, heater ducts, some electricals and one or two other bits and pieces, if I recall.


Edited by ifithelps on 17/09/2008 at 21:31

Stolen bumpers and skirts - Tron
Happy memories :)

I have owned a Bug. I can honestly say that out of all the cars I have owned, this is the one I liked the most.

Dead easy to work on - as the add says.

1971 1302s Super Beetle.

Purchased it in 1984 for £300. Spent no more than £1000 in parts and body works in the first year inc a cheap respray - thanks to the Army REME guys for that!

Yes, it was green, but gloss, not drab camouflaged green!

6 years it never failed me or cost me more than for sundries, servicing and MOT fees - not one fail.

Then in the spring of 1990 some low life scum nicked it from near the Old Kent Road when it was parked on Troutbeck Rd SE14.

I never saw or heard of her again...

...andI have but one photo of her too :( sad eh?
Stolen bumpers and skirts - cheddar
I have owned a Bug. I can honestly say that out of all the cars I have owned this is the one I liked the most.
1971 1302s Super Beetle.


I have owned a Bug. I can honestly say that out of all the cars I have owned this is the one I liked the least.

1968 1200 Beetle.

6v electrics, carp lights, battery under rear seat shorted by the springs when carrying passengers.

Snail cam auto choke that flicked right around when going up the steep hill from home so every morning at 7:00am ish I had to park at the top leaving it running at about 3-4000rpm and go around to the back to flick the cam back to where it should be. Dont reckon I was popular with the locals.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - the swiss tony
VW engine in AND out in under 2 minutes...

tinyurl.com/7pw2w6
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Baskerville
In the early 1990s a colleague of mine used to park his MkII Fiesta XR2 in the multi-storey where he could see it from his desk in the building opposite. One day it was stripped of every cosmetic thing that made it an XR2--wheels, spots, spoilers, skirts, seats, interior trim--and he didn't notice.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - DP
A work colleague's humble Nissan Primera 1.6 fell victim to this in broad daylight outside the office one weekday. The car park was on a piece of land directly opposite the office. A battered long wheelbase Transit pulled up directly in front it, parked up for half an hour, and then drove off. The car was on blocks, missing all four wheels, both front wings, bonnet, radiator grille, bumper and headlamps. The thieves had clearly exited the van from the sliding door on the nearside, and had remained completely invisible.

I recall the E36 M3 was prone to door mirror theft too.

Cheers
DP
Stolen bumpers and skirts - oldnotbold
"it s happened to me 4 times now. the latest this morning. i am thinking of going to court over this and seeking compensation from bmw."

Don't waste your money.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - adj
Just had mine stolen. What a shock. They took the front bumper and the rear spoiler on a 2002 330i. They took it off and left it around the corner for a van (white) to pick it up. They have done 5 in the Richmond area all 3 series. The police said that they have moved from Chelsea and Kensington. One guy had his stolen 3 times. I like the idea of welding the bolts in and will give it a try.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Nwan
I like the idea of welding the bolts in and will give it a try.

SQ

Welding your bumpers on / fitting security bolts do work. After having mine stolen I fitted bolts from BMW and when the thieves returned to take them again they couldn't so they took my skirts instead. I later replaced the skirts and had them riveted to the chasis, thieves returned and attempted to take them but only managed to undo the clips but the skirts would not slid off. I will now have the clips glued on so there will be no way of taking them off without breaking them off first. No use to anyone trying to profit off my loss!

Hope this helps.
Nwan!

Edited by Dynamic Dave on 13/04/2009 at 19:38

Stolen bumpers and skirts - L'escargot
There must be a suitable fastener here somewhere ............ tinyurl.com/7494mq
Stolen bumpers and skirts - 1400ted
I don't know whether this will help this particular problem , Stainless steel tie-wraps are virtually impossible to undo and need to be cut off with an angle grinder. Never, jokingly, put one on your finger and tighten it......imagine the pain getting it off.
Ted
Stolen bumpers and skirts - doug_r1
A good selection of security fasteners. Unfortunately, according to their website, they don't sell to Joe Public.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - DP
What is wrong with this country?
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Fullchat
Where do you start? :-(((
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Alby Back
Uninsured drivers come to mind ..

;-)
Stolen bumpers and skirts - jc2
I knew someone who had all his leather seats stolen from his Scorpio.Bought a set he saw advertized-he was 99% certain that they were the seats he'd had taken.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Bagpuss
Years ago a mate of mine had the bonnet from his Rover P6 3500 stolen whilst it stood in a multi-storey car park. Car crime has always been an aspect of car ownership in the UK. I don't know anyone who has never had their car broken into or stolen and it's definitely not a new phenomenon.

What's new is what the thieves are prepared to take and their ingenuity appears boundless. A few years ago it was Ford stereos because there was an urban myth that the chipsets could be used to decode Pay TV channels. Now it seems to be bits of bodywork that can be easily removed and recycled through eBay. The reason these bits and pieces are easily removable is to reduce repair time in the event of an accident and therefore reduce insurance premiums.

One of the posters above seems to think that BMW should take responsibility. I would have thought it makes more sense to hold the thieves, or possibly eBay accountable. I just checked on eBay.co.uk and there are 29 people selling bumpers for the BMW E90, one guy has 5. There are also several complete interiors for M3s for sale.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Toyota Red
spot on bagpuss- There is a lot of shady stuff on Ebay. People's desire for a bargain will often override concerns about source.

I daresay with the economic situation, this sort of thing will only increase in frequency.>> Years ago a mate of mine had the bonnet from his Rover P6 3500 stolen
Stolen bumpers and skirts - ijws15
Keep it in a garage!

Stolen bumpers and skirts - L'escargot
What is wrong with this country?


Moral standards started to fall when the do-gooders said it wasn't acceptable for disobedient children to be smacked by their parents, have their knuckles rapped by the edge of a wooden rule (or be caned) at school, or be given a clip round the ear by the local police constable.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - OldSock
I can almost hear the strains of Jerusalem in the background there, L'escargot :-)
Stolen bumpers and skirts - movilogo
Last week my house was burgled in broad daylight!!
None was at home, they broke my garden fence and broke the locks on patio door (rendering it useless & I have to replace it completely). When they entered in my home, the burglar alarm sounded and my neighbor noticed them. She promptly rang the police and the scums ran away (didn't take anything from house)

But I'm left with broken fence and door - claiming from insurance.
>> What is wrong with this country?


Providing PS3 & Xbox in jails.



Stolen bumpers and skirts - DP
Moral standards started to fall when the do-gooders said it wasn't acceptable for
disobedient children to be smacked by their parents


But it's still legal and very much up to the parents (who are the people I actually blame for much of society's ills, and even more so since becoming a parent myself). Take this and drugs out of the equation, and society would be far more pleasant.

I think the rot is set in long before the legal system has anything to do with people like this. Ask yourself if you've ever relied on the law to stop you stealing a car or breaking into someone's house, or whether you've automatically not done it because it offends the basic sense of right and wrong your parents instilled in you from an early age. I agree the legal system is rubbish, but it's not the root cause.

I grew up in an area where joyriding was something you just did at 15-16 yrs old. If you weren't knocking the big ends out of someone's Astra GTE or Golf GTI down the local shops of a Saturday night you were nobody. I was 15, into cars and at face value would have loved the opportunity to race around in cars. All the kids I knew who did it never got caught, so there was no hassle on that front.

The only difference between me and them was that their parents couldn't care less what they got up to, and mine could. That's what stopped me, and the like minded people I hung around with. A free go in a hot hatch to a 15 yr old petrolhead makes even well brought up kids think.

At the end of the day, the law and consequences are irrelevant to a 15yr old brain, particularly in the heat of the moment. You need the deeper guidance of good parenting and a concept of what's right and wrong that started when you suffered for clumping your sister for her sweets when you were 4. The kids without this are the ones I used to see nicking cars, who deal drugs and burgle houses now, and cause the kind of problems referred to in this thread.

All IMHO of course.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Old Navy
>> Moral standards started to fall when the do-gooders ........>>


Agreed, nice to hear something other than politically correct bull excrement.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Bagpuss
In the mid eighties I was still living in the north west and going out with a local girl whose younger brother went to a well known fee paying school. In one year there were at least 2 major incidents I can remember involving pupils at that particular school. One was when a 14 year old pupil was picked up by the police driving his Dad's Volvo (motoring connection). The other was when a pupil ended in hospital having stolen and used his Dad's cocaine.

My comprehensive school background, where smoking and the odd can of Carlsberg Special Brew were considered potential grounds for suspension, had not prepared me for the sort of antics of these upcoming captains of industry. The rot in British society set in a long time ago and affects all social classes, not just those on sink estates.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - bathtub tom
>>Last week my house was burgled in broad daylight!!

I turned up at BILs house when it was empty with a ladder and a double sized bed sheet on which was painted 'happy birthday'. I fixed the sheet to the open bedroom windows with some string.

The neighbours never noticed a thing!
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Altea Ego
they did but burglers dont leave happy birthday signs.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - bathtub tom
No. They asked.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Altea Ego
>The rot in British society set in a long time ago and affects all social classes, not just those >on sink estates.

Yes quite some time ago - about 300 -900 years or so. Think highwaymen, think footpads, cut throats, pickpockets, thieves. In every country in the world. every crime you can think of.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Pugugly
Sink Estates - Surely Sink Tourers in this context (i.e. BMW related motoring)

Edited by Pugugly on 16/01/2009 at 18:21

Stolen bumpers and skirts - Westpig
very well put DP.... and IMO hits the nail squarely on the head
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Last Exit
The bumper on my e39 5 series sport has just been stolen for the second time in six weeks.

If this has happened to you, then you have my sympathy.

I propose two very simple courses of action:

1. I will write to the Met police car crime team and outline my concern, which is principally that people on eBay are selling complete front ends for BMWs. I fail to see how they can be sourced in any other way than theft; I am sure you would agree.

2. I will write to BMW UK to request a solution. Sourcing anti-tamper bolts would be an excellent act of customer goodwill; I for one would be prepared to pay for them if BMW UK sourced them.

To be effective I need your support, for which I think the following will be helpful:

- your model type (eg e46 3 series)
- the number of times your bumper has been stolen
- your general location (eg SW London)

I undertake to publish both letters to the police and BMW and the responses I get back.

To be as visible as possible I am posting this message on a number of relevant car forums, so please don't be surprised if you see this message in different places.

Many thanks,

Fred Brown
fredbrownprivate@mac.com
Stolen bumpers and skirts - theterranaut
Fred, a thought- you say:

"1. I will write to the Met police car crime team and outline my concern, which is principally that people on eBay are selling complete front ends for BMWs. I fail to see how they can be sourced in any other way than theft; I am sure you would agree."

Couldn't they be buying them legit then selling them? After all, you managed to source a legit set. Or from a scrapyard?

Your campaign will have more weight if you consider this, I feel.
Stolen bumpers and skirts - Last Exit
Thank you for your thought - and I completely take your point. There are a number of legit sources I feel, including:

- breakers
- people / firms selling non-OEM parts
- people who have them from another legit source

The owner of one of the UK's largest BMW breakers was kind enough to deliver my replacement bumper last night, and we discussed the problem. I would prefer him to speak for himself, but I will relay one comment, which was that he comes across maybe 2 or 3 complete front ends a year - because most of the cars he breaks have been crashed, and usually it is the front end that is damaged.

On that basis, whilst I completely accept that some of the bumpers for sale are legit, people on eBay with low numbers of feedback, who are able to source an M5 bumper once a week, are at the very least worth investigating...

That said, having had a read around on various forums, a lot of bumpers are getting stolen - so if you have any other ideas as to where they end up (other than eBay) then I'd be interested in your thoughts, and will incorporate them in my letter to the police.

Again, if anyone has had this happen to them please let me know...