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I recently watched a local bicycle policeman ride across a road, across the pedestrian divider across the other carriageway onto the pavement on the other side and away, around the local shops. I wonder if he's taken his cycling proficiency test?
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Ian,
Do you get out much, these days?
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I recently watched a local bicycle policeman
I'm sure there are some good remedies for hallucinations these days. ;-)
I genuinely cannot remember the last time I saw a local bobby.
Cheers
DP
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I was behind a police car yesterday-foot on brake at every stop and elbow out of window.
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Better than vice versa, anyway!
Elbow out of the window, eh?
Whatever next - that reduces control and looks 'slack'. Apparently.
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'looks slack'. Apparently.
Ah yes, neil! That bit in Roadcraft always brought a smile to my face :-)
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>> I genuinely cannot remember the last time I saw a local bobby.
I can. It was in a basement flat in Peckham in 1982. He plodded along the pavement above, and the street light cast a perfectly detailed shadow of a giant in a policeman's helmet walking across the wall.
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Local Policing Officers turn into pumpkins if they go out after dark. Poor old response officers have to take on the extra work as usual 24/7.
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Thats because the local plod might be on foot and then they run the risk of being blinded by oncoming headlights!! :)
Sorry couldn't resist!
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Local Policing Officers turn into pumpkins if they go out after dark. Poor old response officers have to take on the extra work as usual 24/7.
People always get that wrong. It's the plodmobile that would turn back into a pumpkin. The policemen would have to turn back into Cinderellas, each leaving a boot behind of course, at the Local Policing Officers Other Ball.
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The policemen would have to turn back into Cinderellas
Surely only the Commander would turn into Cinderella with a glass boot left at the 'control centre'?
The ordinary plod would turn back into a team of mice, or in the Disney version perhaps some of those cute striped American squirrels....
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Response officers wouldn't have time to go to the ball, they're top busy dealing with all of society's dross.
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all of society's dross.
Ah yes, the ugly sisters...
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Ah yes the ugly sisters...
And all those dodgy princes and girls from reality TV...
This is not a police bashing thread. Cinderella and the mice, squirrels etc. are the good guys in case everyone has forgotten.
The motoring link is the pumpkin. And speaking as the good fairy, I think my crystal ball tells me that this thread might soon slip sideways in a silly direction.
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hello hello hello whats appning ere then ?a copper bashing thread?
makes a change from cso"s i suppose
anyway your nicked sunshine
its a fair cop
motoring link?
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im still thinking guv
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Motoring link is so tenuous as to be invisible. Locked.
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