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motoring rules - normd2
After reading some of the more recent threads I have concluded that there are really only two rules for motoring:

1 Expect the unexpected

2 It's only illegal if you get caught
motoring rules - paulb {P}
You missed one:

3 Everyone else is a blithering idiot.
motoring rules - Lud
And another:
4 So are you sometimes.
motoring rules - oldtoffee
- people who overtake me are clearly baseball capped maniacal mentallists driving far too fast
- people I overtake are undoubtedly cloth capped dawdling ditherers driving far too slow
motoring rules - Sim-O
They only apply to other people
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Aim low, expect nothing & dont be disappointed