(Martyn, apologies if this is off topic - but it's Friday and is car related!)
From the endless supply of junk emails...
Women drivers from a man's point of view
Driving to the office this morning on the M25, I looked over to
my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mondeo doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned my thighs, stained the seat, ruined the darn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
Darn women drivers!
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Yep! There's good and bad in both.
Mike
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I don't see any problem shaving in a car every morning.
As long as you don't spill the bowl of hot water...
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Yes, but not with a cut-throat razor, Dave.
;-)
Ian
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And as long as its not a pre-op shave "down there"
Victoria Wood did a great sketch regarding trimming herself and throwing the bits out of her (bedroom) window, then seeing birds gathering material for their nests...
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Smokie, not even on topic, but...
Colonel in a private room, for a hernia op.
knock on door. "Come in". In walks nurse, up with nightshirt, lathers and shaves around. walks out.
"Excuse me, why did you bother to knock?"
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