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Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
I saw a funny thing today. It was a "Nissan Micra. Bizarre little car, barely room for two adults and two small children if they all breathed in and had no luggage. It certainly struggled to accelerate when we got to an NSL sign.

No idea why anyone would want one. Perhaps it's some form of penance?
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - patently
LOL!

Penance for the driver or for those stuck behind it?
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Kuang
Oi! :)

I have a Micra SLX at the mo and it's the nicest little car I've ever had! It's a joy to drive, amazingly nippy and light, has enough power to surprise people at the lights, is superb on fuel and does actually fit 4 adults in with no trouble whatsoever. The only niggle is that the boot is a bit on the small side, but I still managed to get enough luggage in for a week away with my better half recently. Add to that the superb reliability and you're laughing (although I hear the new one can be a bit flaky if you get a bad one).

I could personally never work out why people want to buy those huge executive coupes which are a mare to park, have joke back seats and even less space inside than my Micra :)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mapmaker
Probably because it's cheaper than buying a shopping basket; and is lighter than a shopping basket when you have to pick it up to put it in the car.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - NowWheels
No idea why anyone would want one. Perhaps it's some form of penance?


No, it's pure pleasure :)

Cheap to buy and run, reliable, easy to drive, easy to park, and enough room for two adults and two small kids. Micra owners tend to have big grins on their faces when Mondeo owners moan about the cost of fuel or struggle to get their big car into a small parking place.

My neighbour traded in her Astra GTI (or GSI or GXE or some such thing) for a Micra, and is delighted.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Adam {P}
She isn't blind is she?

I can see the argument for small cars; I own a Fiesta for crying out loud but only for insurance purposes. I suppose it's taste. I learnt to drive in Dad's Focus saloon and have must say - both cars are just as easy to park as long as you concentrate, the Focus has a more comfortable ride and is undoubtedly safer* and you feel safer as well. Another note, at 70mph, my car screams at around 3,200 revs in 5th. The Focus doesn't. For a journey down a motorway every day I would hazard a guess the Focus uses less petrol.

Don't get me wrong. I love my cracking little car but my next car will be a Mondeo or Vectra or something similar.

*The whole host of features provided on large cars - side air bags, ABS, traction contol etc. etc...
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - paulb {P}
Another note, at 70mph, my car screams at around
3,200 revs in 5th. The Focus doesn't.


Screaming at 3,200? My Civic's doing 3,400 rpm at that speed in top and you can hardly hear it. If you want leggy gearing in top, you'd like my old Ibiza Sport TDI 130, which was doing about 1,800 rpm at 70 in 6th! Something to do with torque of 229 lbs ft at 1,900 rpm, so I understand... ;-)
*The whole host of features provided on large cars - side
air bags, ABS, traction contol etc. etc...


Aforementioned Ibiza had all of those and I gather that lesser models in the range have side 'bags and ABS as standard, if not the traction control.

Have to agree that small hatches are fun - space inside has never really been an issue for me, not even in the Cinquecento that was my first car, despite being 6'6" tall.

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - patently

Are you a contrarian by any chance, NW?

Mondeo owners should learn to park properly, evidently. No-one hears me complaining about either of those .....
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - NowWheels
Are you a contrarian by any chance, NW?


No -- I don't go out lugging a big suitcase when everything fits easily into a small handbag.

I'd say its big car drivers who are contrarians! :)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - patently
Don't carry a handbag, myself.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Stuartli
Tiny little people?

People who live in big towns or cities and who don't travel far otherwise are perfectly suited by such models, especially as they are cheaper to run and much easier to park, manoeuvre in traffic etc.

Everyone to his/her own.

I have a VW Bora which followed two Jettas. I don't need a upper medium type car such as a Mondeo, just something that's enough for my purposes and still provides sufficient room upfront for a six-footer with size 11 shoes.

It might surprise you to know that I can sit quite comfortably - though not for long distances in view of the seats themselves - in the back of a Fiat Cinqecenco (I think that's the spelling) and have just enough headroom.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - just a bloke
in the back of a Fiat Cinqecenco (I
think that's the spelling)


;-) cinquecento...

They are the most fun you can have in a car that doesn't involve flashing your break lights in a local car park at night...

I loved the cinc sporting I had it was just so much fun to drive, loads of toys, nippy 'en traffique, wis ze powerful disc breaks!" ( Obviously that should be in an Italian accent but I think the advert was for a renault originally ;) )

JaB
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Dynamic Dave
in the back of a Fiat Cinqecenco (I
>> think that's the spelling)
;-) cinquecento...
involve flashing your break lights


Brake lights actually ;o)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - just a bloke
>> in the back of a Fiat Cinqecenco (I
>> >> think that's the spelling)
>>
>> ;-) cinquecento...
>>
>> involve flashing your break lights
Brake lights actually ;o)


er... thanks.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - NowWheels
Don't carry a handbag, myself.


That's a strange cultural thing I've never really understood. Men in mediteranean countries tend to carry handbags, but British men stash everything in their pockets and spoil the line of their suits. Very odd.

It has a bad effect on cars, 'cos if men did carry handbags, I'm sure more cars would include a place to stow them [/obligatory-motoring-reference]
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Stuartli
I especially enjoyed the 1.1 Sport version of the Fiat - tremendous fund.

Yes, I do stuff my jackets with everything I carry - you can keep your handbags...:-)

I think the same way about men who keep their small change in purses.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - trancer
"British men stash everything in their pockets and spoil the line of their suits. "

They must have their suits cut too small and compact, a more generously sized suit would be much more..ummm...suitable. See, no matter which way you put it, bigger is better.

I had a Micra automatic on a one day loan and it was horrible. If I could only have that as a car I would seriously consider other means of transport. I won't comment on interior room as I have been in cars twice its size that were just as cramped (driver room), but the drive was nasty. I didn't dare venture onto the motorways with it.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - teabelly
I never did understand the point of handbags as it just means your worldy useful goods are easier to steal. I much prefer jacket pockets. Unfortunately ladies coats don't really have the large pocket capacity that I crave. It probably explains why my car is full of junk, it's just a handbag substitute :-)
teabelly
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - just a bloke
I was loaned a micra as a courtesy car and I have to say at no point did I feel safe in it, it felt small and vunerable, it was tinny and rattley, it had 4 bits of elastic instead of suspension but was and is a funky looking little car.

Not that I'm ever likely to buy one, the devil and his horny minions will be playing snoballs before that happens :-)

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - patently
No comment on the preferences of Mediterranean men....

Personally, I just travel light. Wallet, keys, phone. Don't need much else.

As for fitting a handbag into a car, ever tried the boot? Cars larger than a Micra can generally manage to fit a handbag in there.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Stuartli
Sorry to disagree - the Micra is a super little car and, what's more, it's very well built, reliable and always in great demand on the secondhand market.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - billy25
and just made for the "school run" and London driving. :-)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - spinner
Micra (the old one) very reliable, cheap to run, the 1.3 is actually quite nippy - 75bhp - for something the same weight as a shopping trolly.
Made in Sunderland...
The previous owner was 6'3'', I'm 6 foot and fitted in fine.

Great for town driving, not so good out of town. Over 75mph on the motorway = noisy - but the same applies to most small cars with little engines.

Got 65mpg out of it in the last great petrol strike.

Made out of tin though - alarming amount of damage done in a crash.

What's the point of them - maybe just to annoy people like you.

:-}}}
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mapmaker
Perhaps this thread is best read in conjunction with www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?f=2&t=22...6
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - just a bloke
Perhaps this thread is best read in conjunction with www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?f=2&t=22...6


I thought that everyone had realised the pithy irony of ND's original post :-)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - spinner
Fell for it.

A micra could fit quite comfortably in the back of an A8, maybe.

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
I dunno, you lot never cease to amaze and amuse. Throw you a subject and you'd find a 20 minute discussion varying from handbags and the cut of your suit to, of all things, motoring.

Long may it continue.


No Dosh
Backroom Moderator
mailto:moderators@honestjohn.co.uk
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - patently
Long may it continue.


Seconded! Much more fun than work.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mapmaker
Me too!

(Sometimes Nasty-No-Dosh knifes a thread that discusses handbags instead of cars. Other times, Nice-No-Dosh says 'Long may [digressions] continue'. Confusing! Maybe he's in touch with his feminine, indecisive alter ego - and so changes his mind, and appreciates the handbags.)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Ah, but nasty/nice No Dosh knives threads that repeat the same argument ad nauseaum but leaves those where the little sideshoots return to the subject at hand.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Tell me, where you seriously enjoying those 4x4 threads going round in a monotonous circle, never varying, never shrinking?

As a moderator, reading pretty much everything that gets posted (and correcting the odd bit of HJ's News and Editorial, much to his chagrin) the constant repetition of "well I don't want or need one so I don't see why you should have it" is akin to the "Wheel" endured by Billy Hayes in Midnight Express.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Stuartli
No one's discussed the merits of Gucci over any other brand yet.

By the way, it's a while since I last visited this forum. I know exactly what popups are, but am a little worried about the forum titles Pop Ups and Pop Ups Relief.

Could be misconstrued IMHO...:-)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mark (RLBS)
I didn't know Gucci made car mats.......

[runs for cover...]
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Oi! You wander in here after barely a post in recent days and drop that in the thread? Come 'ere you.......
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Stuartli
Just my dry sense of humour...
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mapmaker
Where is that car mat thread? I've searched for it, and couldn't find it. It's a vital part of pre-history on the BR and I should like to read it for my general edification.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Where is that car mat thread? I've searched for it,
and couldn't find it. It's a vital part of pre-history
on the BR and I should like to read it for
my general edification.


www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=17548

Enjoy ;o)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Stuartli
Even more expensive than the handbags as you need four at a time.....
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - NowWheels
Even more expensive than the handbags as you need four at
a time.....


only a bloke could think that one handbag was sufficient ;-)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Kuang
I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't seem to own at least seven handbags at a time, along with at least nine others of assorted dimensions ;)

(and among all this, you STILL end up carrying their odds and ends in your jacket pockets - there's something going on there I think..)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - SteveH42
I'm doing society a favour by taking up less road space than most of the one-person-per-car drivers... :)

On the occasions I've needed it to, the Yaris has taken 4 adults plus one teenager in reasonable comfort for 40-50 mile journies and is no problem at all for 3 adults (or 4 if the driver is short) for much longer. Yes you get engine whine at speed but you just turn the radio up - it's quieter overall then my mother's Saab 900 anyway.

However, the main thing I love about it is that you can chuck it around and whizz off if you let the engine sing up to 4 or 5k, plus turning is dead easy - three point turns on the narrowest roads. Oh, and when the nice drivers on the neighbouring streets leave gaps on our road that aren't quite big enough to fit a normal car in, the Yaris nips in no trouble... ;)

No, I know you're not being totally serious, ND, but small cars have their place and many more people could benefit from owning one over a monster. Of course, the ideal would be to have a range of cars available to you - a small car (microcar even) for round town work, a larger model for more general use and a big motor for holidays and moving stuff around...
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Of course, the ideal would be
to have a range of cars available to you - a
small car (microcar even) for round town work, a larger model
for more general use and a big motor for holidays and
moving stuff around...



Aha!

But where that isn't possible and your needs dictate the availability of a larger vehicle, say, at weekends...?
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Billsboy
Slightly off topic but I passed a dodgem car going up the M5 north of Bristol last night.
It was perhaps just slightly larger than a standard fairground dodgem but was the same shape even down to the "brush" around the skirt. Driver wore a crash helmet and because of the bodywork, no wheels or any of the mechanical bits could be seen.
Does anyone have any info on this "Small hatch"? (perhaps it was a hovercraft!!)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - malteser
Aha, it must be a Smart. They look like fairground dodgems!
Roger in Spain
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - PoloGirl
Oh NoDosh, I think I love you!

I'm all for small cars... but Micras?!?! I thought this was a forum populated by people who know about cars!

In a perfect world, I'd have a small zippy car for town driving, and a Hummer for on the motorway. Lets just see a lorry try to wipe me out in one of those!

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Oh NoDosh, I think I love you!


[embarrassed mode]Er, blimey, that's a bit unexpected! I known I'm short and drive a reasonably nice car but I'm not really "Googly-eyes" Hammond material. Still, very nice of you all the same.[/embarrassed mode]

::: tugs at collar :::

Er....

::: sidles to door :::
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - NowWheels
but I'm not really "Googly-eyes" Hammond material.
::: tugs at collar :::
Er....
::: sidles to door :::


hey, come back here you! gissa photo and let us decide for ourselves ;-)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Sorry, gotta dash, I've got to get my daughter off to bed.

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - PoloGirl
Well obviously I meant it in a 'comical great uncle' kind of way!!

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Well obviously I meant it in a 'comical great uncle' kind
of way!!


Oooh yeah, does wonders for a chaps ego, that one. Cheers PG.

:op
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mark (RLBS)
Excuse me ?? He looks like David Brent and drives a tractor - now if you wanted the tall, blond, unshaven guy with the impressive car you'd stand more chance of avoiding disappointment.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - PoloGirl
>>now if you wanted the tall, blond, unshaven guy
with the impressive car you'd stand more chance of avoiding >>disappointment.


Now if you could just tell me who that is...!

(HJ a new revenue generating service for you - the BackRoom matchmaking service!)

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - BazzaBear {P}
(HJ a new revenue generating service for you - the BackRoom
matchmaking service!)

At the moment it seems to be more a case of trying to pimp out his moderators! :D
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
now if you wanted the tall, blond, unshaven guy
with the impressive car you'd stand more chance of avoiding disappointment.


But Mark, whilst I appreciate you may have been blonde once, these days it's more a fetching shade of scalp with the odd diversionary stubbly patch.....

Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mark (RLBS)
that spiky stuff still covers more than 50% so I still class myself as "haired".
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Kuang
Instead, in this less-than-perfect world you have a eurobox that frequently tries to kill you... ;)

Besides Micras are great, so ner - they're so fantastic simply because you don't *have* to know about cars to get the best out of them, which makes them very attractive to new/older/nervous/low mileage drivers. However, if you are a bit tasty behind the wheel you can throw them around city centre roads to within a hair's-breadth of insanity and come out grinning ear-to-ear :)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - NowWheels
Besides Micras are great, so ner - they're so fantastic simply
because you don't *have* to know about cars to get the
best out of them, which makes them very attractive to new/older/nervous/low
mileage drivers.


Not sure I fit your categories, but I think that's exactly why I like them: they do the job reliably and without fuss, and with no hint of visual aggression. Kindof everything a BMW isn'!

For anyone who wants excitement or image or anything from a car, I can see why they rate pretty low, but if you want to avoid those things, they seem near-perfect. YMMV :)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - SteveH42
But where that isn't possible and your needs dictate the
availability of a larger vehicle, say, at weekends...?


I'd hire a car and sit back happily thinking of all those thousands I'd saved on my funky little Yaris over something bigger... :)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Altea Ego
Hes just jealous that my original post on Kens 4x4 ban reached 150+.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - malteser
Girls, girls that's enough cat fighting!
Roger in Spain
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - HF
I'm going to do an unusual thing and say something actually on topic.

Tiny little hatchbacks - well, cheaper to run, and supposedly easier to park. And, like the handbag theory, I think you expand your luggage according to the size of your boot.

Big estates - Diesels - no more expensive to run, and if you're rubbish at parking anyway it really doesn't make a difference what you are trying to park - take it from one who knows. Loads and loads of room for luggage - but does that mean we'll pack a load of unnecessaries just because we can?
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - NowWheels
HF, that comparison caught my eye -- I defended the little Micra, but my last car (before an arsonist sent me from 4wheels to nowheels) was a fairly big diesel estate.

Luggage definitely expanded to fill the space available, and it's been a useful exercise learning to carry only what I actually need! But I do find that size makes a difference to my parking success: I do ok in a weensy little car, but I have less success as it gets bigger. When I get to driving a Transit van, I need people to guide me and yell!
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - MichaelR
I dont like small cars.

Becuase of the 'Oh, must have something small' people who exist in their thousands, the concept of supply and demand pushes used prices for poverty spec shoeboxes up, whilst reducing the prices for fully loaded properly sized car.

So, I was able to get a fully loaded, properly sized car with a decently sized engine for the same moeny as an equivilent aged small car with windup windows and no air conditioning, let alone cruise control and a heated leather interior :)

As for parking - provided you get the hang of it, it really isnt that much more difficult than parking the Skoda Felicia I once drove around in. It's also 100 times nicer to drive.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - No Do$h
Yay! Three rousing cheers for Mr Rodgers.

I've always chuckled at these people who insist on a teeny-weeny 3 year old car with no home comforts (cos it's cheap to run, innit) when for the same or less you can get a larger, more comfortable car with all the bits that make driving in the UK today that little bit more tolerable. Like acceleration, for starters.

A friend of Mrs No Dosh is currently looking to spend around £1000 on a car that will need to get her around rural Dorset through all weathers and conditions (her chap is a shepherd - and we now have a full freezer, thank you Tom).

After looking at the umpteenth fiesta/nova/micra on its 18th owner, all of them new drivers or, er, advanced in their life experience, I finally persuaded her to look at Astra/Escort/306 for the same or less money.

Ooooh, she can get a 2 or 3 owner example with 1/3rd less miles, a sunroof and room for a couple of hay bales! Cheap to run, parts and repair a doddle. Rural Dorset is awash with 306 and ZX diesels, most of them second cars on a farm so looked after in every aspect except the cosmetic. 'sgreat!
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Altea Ego
Tiny little hatchbacks have their place, just not on my drive.

They are frequently more uncomfortable than larger cars, the ride is not as good, they are noisier, and they frequently can not provide enough driver room for my frame. My driving patterns freqently means I have to travel 400 miles a day, move 4 people in comfort, 4 people dog and luggage for holiday, stuff from the diy or garden centre, stuff to the tip, etc etc.

A small hatchback wont cut it for those trips.

Having said that, for trips down the bookies, for the 5 mile daily commute, or a quick blast down a country lane they are fine. I would need to hire a bigger car a lot tho.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mapmaker
Certainly true at my end of the market, ND. I never cease to be amazed that you have to pay as much for an early 80's Polo (poverty spec doesn't describe it) with 12 monhts MOT as you do for a fully loaded early 90's Audi 100 (provided you don't want the estate) with fewer miles on the clock.
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - Mapmaker
A tiny hatch was a great companion for a Hilux pickup for doing the shopping. On the Motorway, though...
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - spinner
I like small cars - when I had one it gave me something to aspire to..
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - SteveH42
I think the general point coming across here is that you get what best suits you needs and budget. I was able to spend over £5k on a car so a 2-year old Yaris was about the best I could get for the money at the time as well as being ideally suited to what driving I do. Had I been commuting or regularly travelling longer distances I'd either have gone for the 1.3 or something Corolla-sized. Had I only had £1k to spend I'd have bought the best car for that price taking insurance and reliability in to account more than size.

I agree older small cars tend to be over priced which almost forces people in to larger cars than they really need. The argument on kit seems to vary from model to model - I'm happy enough with what my Yaris GLS has but the basic one is very sparse.

The main thing I find is that they can be very surprising at times. For example, I can get an 8' length of wood in my Yaris but my mother can't in her Saab 900. The Yaris is more comfortable than any car I've driven but then it's newer so it probably should be.

I very occasionally miss the luggage capacity of my old Tipo. I don't miss much else about it as the Yaris beats it hands-down. (And yes, I know a Tipo hardly counts as big, but compared to a Yaris....)
Tiny little hatchbacks. Who needs 'em? - HF
NoWheels I've never tried driving a Transit - although I'd like to.

But hey, we do the best we can with the equipment we have, huh?

As for the handbag thing - well it's good to have a laugh - but to be totally honest, no-one here has ever made me feel inferior for being female! I honestly think we are very fortunate here, and that we get really good treatment which maybe other sites wouldn't give.

That is probably why you and I come back here. I like your posts, your comments. Maybe you can be controversial, I dunno, but I still like what you write.

So, I hope you keep it up. I come when I can - hope you do too.

HF