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from Catherine about my motorbike course - GRowlette
Mark he said its OK. Really I hope so. Bit nervous.

Hello everyone in the BR! GRowlette (aka Catherine) here!

Moderators if this post is not OK please wipe it. Please Dave D or Mark or whoever.

Just to report on my bike course. Sorry if a bit long please ignore if it's boring to you. It has nothing to do with UK, so tell you that now so that you don't waste your time, Filipinas make too much talking, we know that and maybe it's not mean much to anyone in UK. We live in Asia and life is different here. Just he keeps his UK links and I read the BR to learn and perhaps one day I can visit there. It is interesting to know how much more law abiding and disciplined it is in UK. Here you get away with anything if no one is looking.

My Big Boss he has made a down payment on a new red HD Sportster 883 cc for me (special Import) and really I look forward to riding myself with our group. My Virago 400 cc has been OK but as he says its not a real bike like a Harley.

Bikers are motorists too, and I often read BR posts about them.
I can only say that riding is a way of finding freedom. I know several women who ride and they say the same.

Don't want to over-do it but HF asked me to report on my course and I'm feeling a bit proud hehe! Big G he snoring after some Jack D . Had his Harley mate Greg from Abilene Texas (both retired) over and 18 oz BBQ steaks they both cooked up on the porch and their ZZ Top records n Lone Star beer so i got the PC to myself for a change (my laptop is busted, like my leg LOL). These guys are retired and talk Middle East stuff from the good old oil days of the 1970's and that's all they do when they aren't riding.

This was the Lady Safety Course, girl bikers only. I was really so nervous to begin. Big One he took me there then he left me all alone to go to some meeting. I hated him honestly.

Well we started on Tues a.m. at 10 at the Country Club. 2 Chinese cruisers My little Virago (one girl was a no-show) and a girl on a KMX along with a police lady on a big Kawasaki with red lights and a siren. She even brought her gun! 37 Magnum. police issue. There is a gun ban right now because of elections in May but she said law enforcement officers are OK. Bit scary. All girls anyway. Jake was a good teacher. We started in the classroom and we all had to share our riding experience together and tell what we wanted out of the course. This was good because it made us think and Jake said it's OK to feel scared and it's OK to admit that and we are here to deal with that. He wrote it all on a chart and said this how we will measure progress and at the end you can go back to this and see for yourself how you have done compare with today's sharing. We discussed how fear is controllable and how it can boost safety if its managed right. He told us a rider with fear but not afraid is a safe rider. I never thought like this before.Really it opened my mind. Bit like Zen I think! My grandfather was Chinese so maybe that's it.

In a way it makes me understand my Boss better also, Also he taught how one rider must always help another on the road, unwritten code he said. Really I liked that. I think Harley riders are much better at that. Brotherhood i guess. When our lot (The Chosen Few) go out we always check we have tire inflator, first aid kit, yellow jacket etc who is in charge of the ride. Its good to think you have a problem and others will help. How many cagers would help another in trouble. Few I think.

Then we did a lot about how a motorbike works and the things that happen when you're riding, I didnt understand all of this, but what I learned the whole 3 days was always look where you want to go and your bike will do the rest. Really that works, so simple. We did diagrams about where to put the bike on bends. Target fixation also, J said they teach fighter pilots that.. Most of it wasn't lecturing it was about us working it out for ourselves by discussion. Jake put us right if we got a bit off track! One time we started about how our boyfriends ride, and the police lady said she had a girlfriend but not a boyfriend! Whoops. I really liked that style of instructing, I think a good way to teach not just talking at you like a schoolteacher so you go to sleep. Better you work it out yourself, that way it sticks in the mind.

Then we did some foot up riding round traffic cones (easy, except Leni fell off hehe!) and practiced panic stops. We learned the back brake for steadying the bike not for panic stops and that the bike weight goes on the front wheel so use the front brake. Highsides and lowsides and how they happen and what not to do. Jake he says all the time don't be scared of your bike but know it and how it will react. Lane splitting skills and also get better at finding neutral at traffic signals, not hold the clutch in all the time while stopped like Catrina (bad me). Another thing this really surprised me! how if you drop your bike you sqat down and use your back muscles to pick it up. Jake made us do it with his Honda. I'm only little just 5-1 and 110 I think and I never thought how I would pick up my bike if i dropped it. Really that is amazing, we all couldnt believe it. Again it makes you more confident about what to do. I want to make G do it with his Harley hehe! Bet he cant!. Too much beer belly.

Review of the traffic code (LOL how many Filipinos obey that>??!!). Q and A to test our knowledge. Saw some videos and we did exercises on position on the road etc. I like the bit about watch for people's legs under buses if they are trying to cross the road and look for car wheels pulling out, smoke from exhaust etc to tell what others might do. Car stops in front be ready for driver door to open. Be assertive over your road space because car drivers will treat you like ****. Try to stay off the road at 11 a.m. and 4 p.m. when all the schools come out. Observation and anticipation. Survival skills. Stuff like that really opened my eyes. Traffic here is crazy. I think I liked this session best, we really learnt how to work out what might happen before it does. Also we learnt whatever you are doing on your bike always have a way out and we discuss typical bike situations like when morons in cages crowd your lane and what to do. Always ride with lights on.

Watch for spilled diesel at gas stations and especially when its raining, diesel on the road will have rainbow effect. It's very dangerous. Stay to one side of the oil track down the center of the h'way lane, but occupy the lane because you own it. When you stop to pay your toll at the booth put the exact money in Saran wrap before the ride so you don't inconvenience other drivers waiting behind by fumbling around and also it means you sail through the" Exact Toll - Absolutely No Change Given" lane so you don't have 2 sit behind some bus and choking on his smoke, if riding in a group the lead rider pays the tolls for all. Your right boot will pick up the oil and garbage from the surface at the pay window, so make sure you stay well left, then go through, pull over and stop and wipe your right boot so you get the muck off before you go on else it won't stay on the footrest and could slip off the rear brake pedal. Keep your cellphone charged always and your attorney's number on it. They should teach the pizza delivery guys this stuff! Jake had so many stories. He said his goal was to make bikers the most responsible road users of all and now I look at all the guys me and my girlfriends ride with I can see how they share this.

Really this is useful. So much info. I am thinking when my leg gets better that I will organize a girl rider group. Big One not so keen but I can work on him!

Each day was 10 till 3.30, mix of class and practice. Lunch was really nice! I didnt tell De Big One yet what I ate bcos he'll say my spare tyre is getting bigger and he doesn't mean my bike! he's a nagging one. Specially now I have this cast on.

What we did also was pre-ride checks. G he always did this for me before but now I know to look for loose spokes, check fluid, cables, tires, all lights working etc before I get on. Jake said this was how discipline riders make better riders and confidence comes from discipline. I understand those big boys a bit better now and I see why my Boss does this. Used to kid him he fussed his bike like his other woman but now i see it. His HD is always spotless and I used to kid him and he says this means he is always going over the bike and will spot a problem if there is one. Used to think these HD riders were crazy in the head but now I see they are very serious responsible and disciplined guys with real team spirit before they head out for a ride. Much more than sportbike riders I think. I love Harleys.

Onthe last afternoon we went for a 60km ride all together. Jake chose the road up to Infanta in Quezon Province which is all bends.Like so much of the Philppines it is really beautiful (also Communist NPA but didn't see them!) Also we had to find our way through the city traffic, so a chance to use the anticipation training. Definitely I liked that and we practised trailbraking and positioning on the bends. Especially looking ahead not at the road, so your bike can follow your eyes. This was my fault before I know it now. Always looking in front of the wheel not head up looking round the bend, that was me before. Plan your line, lay your bike into the bend and not be scared, keep the power on and it will do the rest..

Really I love the feeling that gives and all of us were shouting.

My Big Boy is always telling me this and now I see he is right. Surprising we could all go quite fast. I'm still a bit nervous on the bends but I just followed Jake and he was right, the bike does what he says if you let it. Not to hold the bars like a death grip he says but just gently. Really it makes a difference. Told us whatever tires we had junk them and replace with Metzler, best for grip. I got some Dunlops and BG says he'll change them. Then we sat down for a rest, some fresh coconut milk by the road. It's so hot my goodness these days here in Philippines its too much: 36 C most days right now, I got a Tecnik jacket with holes in for the air but it's no good to keep cool (anyway it looks horrible) and reviewed ourselves what we did right or wrong etc

Then when we came back Jake made us look at our comments from Day 1 and answer how we felt the course had helped us. We also had to say two things we needed to personally work on. I said making sure I used lower gears more and to practice anticipation skills. We got our Pass certificates and a patch to sew on our jackets.

I have to go to the LTO and get endorsement 1 (bikes) on my license bcos I've been riding with just a car licence. Jake says most people don't bother but the insurance company or the cops may get funny if you don't get it. I hate that place! Line up at Window 3 and wait 2 hours to get your name called and its so hot already in the sun. Plus you have to fill the bottle for your drug test, go to the comfort room and embarrassing to give that to some guy and everyone looking. Ay naku! Anyway on crutches I can't do just yet.

The only thing we couldn't do was wet riding (no rain here for another 8 weeks) and I wanted something on what to do when you know a mulcting traffic cop has stopped you to extort and you had no violation. Easiest to pay him off i guess after haggling! Happens all the time here. When I filled out the questionaire I suggested these.

Really this is an excellent course and I'm glad Big G made me do it.

It is an international standard course so I think it's OK to post about it in England.

G stayed away he was busy anyway, good because I would be a bit nervous if he's watching me. I'm a bit proud, not so many girls ride bikes and I know I have improved. Now he has to buy me a better bike got to be that HD Sportster LOL!!! Really I loved it. And thanks Jake for 3 great days, so patient with us silly girls. Big kiss to you from all of us (he got a red face hehe!) A

And thanks to BIG G for getting me riding and for your faith in me. Biking is terrrific and I'm hooked. You always said you knew I could be one of the boys and you were right. I love you Big Boy.

It helps me understand now the discipline our group always does before a Sunday ride. The leader is appointed we take turns. Everyone must have one small H20 in their jacket, tire inflation aerosol, copies of registration papers, helmets of course, cellphone, ride plan, I mean we know where will stop for drinks lunch gas etc.

We always meet at a McDo's or a Starbucks and all riders are expected to eat right before we leave and show up with full gas tanks.

Alcohol only at the end of the ride..........................he likes his Jack, hard work to keep him straight but what to do.

Our designated ride leader will also say a small prayer for our safety before we head out.

.Now I know. If only car drivers would be so organized!

If he gets enough interest Jake will run an Advanced Course for Ladies later this year he said. That has a day on the Batangas Racing Circuit on rented big bikes. Wow, scary. Maybe later.....

Any girls out there want to ride with your man, take such a course I recommend it! lot of fun. Also I feel our relationship has benefited and is stronger.

Thanks all. See you (I wish.....) at the Handle Bar in Makati any Sunday for big steaks and big bikers! He says it's like the old Ace Cafe when he was a teenager on his Bonnieville, but I don't know about that. Not born then anyhow.

www.handlebar.com.ph

We also have the Libis Bike Show this weekend, but mainly Ducatis and BMW's and stuff. Not so interesting like those big Hogs. He doesn't want to go. Says all those plastic fantastics look the same! I agree, boring compared with the variety of HDs.

Best wishes, sorry for the long post. G he will give me a hard time when he sees this. He teaches English occasionally so I will get a printout of this with red lines all over it! Plus lecture about bandwidth.. I have never been to UK, perhaps one day.

Thanks HJ and moderators.

Cathy.



from Catherine about my motorbike course - HF
Cathy Hi,

I'm glad you took Mark's permission and wrote this - it's fascinating, although I won't pretend to know anything at all about bikes. What's important is that you took the plunge, and you made it! So thanks for sharing what happened with us.

Sorry about the leg, but you *must* keep milking G for all the kindness you can get - and tell him that you just *had* to write a long post tonight because you had nothing else to do!

So, thank you for the long post - and as I have said before, none of us here in UK would dare criticise your very good English, because you would always win hands down if there was a competition to see if any of us could speak your language. ;)

You take care and keep posting, ok?
HF
from Catherine about my motorbike course - Ian (Cape Town)
I was going to suggest the Telegraph as well - I know we can get the 'Weekly' version here, aimed at ExPats.

Great post, thnx Growlette.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - Nortones2
Catherine: great post, and very atmospheric description. Your instructor seemed very good - worked from the same principles as over here, so you should be alright when you visit UK!
from Catherine about my motorbike course - harry m
may i add my congratulations to your post only in my dreams could i write such an interesting artical and as for the english it puts a sussex swede basher like me to shame.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - GRowlette
This not going to be a habit. i asked Mark's permission and Big One is watching DVD.

This from Catherine. So many nice remarks. I feel so embarrassed when I look how long that post is.

English is the Philippines second language and we all learn it at school.
All the papers and TV are English. Reason: so many dialects that English is the common language. American colony once. Older people speak Spanish too. English was my top subject in High School.

Sorry got to keep this on motoring.

Big G he made me write about my course because he said that will re-inforce what I learnt. He didn't want me to put it on the BR because he said that's not a biker forum and it's too long. Instead I should go through the exercise because it would be discipline for me and he wanted to review it with me to test my learning which i got from the course. So I took lots of notes in my book and made drawings and I can go back to that now and then. He is very strict with me but I do want to be a good rider very much and him to be proud of me.

Truly I have learnt so much from all this. Biggest thing I am learning is that a good attitude to riding is a good attitude to life and others. I begin to see that, and also how it fits into the Harley lifestyle. Especially the comradeship and how these guys support each other not only on the bikes but other ways too. Really I respect them. They make me feel safe like a family.

The Chosen Few rider group we are just 6. One Brit (him) 2 French, 3 Septics. Of course each one has a local Filipina g/f. All beautiful! We made a breakaway group because some of the local clubs are too political. But we still ride with them its not personal. Harleys only, no rice burners. We ride to ride. Not competetive or fast, just explore the countryside, good companionship. So nice to sit behind your guy and hang on with open pipes making so much noise. Feel so safe on a big tough Harley with a 160 back tire and a bunch of other wild old men and G he really is a good rider and I trust him. His HD Softail 2000 model is custom lowered (Arlen Ness in Calif did it) and sometimes we rub the footpegs on the mountain roads, but I always feel safe with him. LOL once i went to sleep behind him on a long run up the North Expressway! he said did I know we were doing 200 kph I said no idea! He got his chicken strips definitely well worn!

A long weekend with your woman and your mates somewhere nice on a beach plus a bottle of JD, good music and a big Harley parked up waiting for you is his idea of heaven. Well no arguing from me!. I'm just a biker babe anyway! Glad to be. Marian and Gloria and the others in our group also,

Got a 4 day ride up north planned just before the rains set in.La Union province. Its NE. on Luzon island. I hope my leg is OK by then. You won't believe the long empty silver beaches and the clear seawater and how cheap it all is.Just buckets of fresh crabs and prawns biggest you've ever seen. The boatman will get them before your eyes so you know they are fresh and they just throw them on the BBQ straight from the sea. Really I love that. Lots of garlic also! Ice cold beer too. Karaoke also so us girls can be Celine Dion when we get too much rum n coke! He hates it!

Our girls back-ride with our guys and that's OK but me I want to be equal with the guys (I get a hard time about this!) I'm 30 and the eldest. Old maid already! G he said absolutely no way until you get proper training even though I've been riding six years already but that's just around town. Never got a licence either. But now I will. Must get a meeting to approve me as a member myself. All us girls have to wear t-shirt which says "Property Of The Chosen Few" when we ride out, but not a member until you are qualified to ride. Now I done it.

LOL, our meetings only last about 10 mins anyway, rest of time drinking and playing 9-ball! I am not very good with pictures but I will try to post some.

Mark thank you for allowing me so much posting. I know this is too much. I won't be this long again. HJ for your understanding. Thailand not so much different from the Philippines.

Thanks all again, I just can't wait for my red Harley. It's coming from Calif . It's a small one 883 cc. I wanted a red tank. I'm Leo, fire sign like him. Leo also. Not new, he couldn't afford but it will still feel new to me. I think, takes a while by ship and then we got to get it through Customs and registered. That means money under the table but what to do. Local dealer does it. The way it works is they take it apart and ship in several boxes on different manifest bills as personal effects and declare as spare parts so you pay less duty.

But still you have to pay grease money to get it out the gate. My country, Jesus what a place! We have a good local tech - Ferdie (he was trained by HD in US of A) who will assemble it and test it.

Anyway Big Boy will give it the microscope before I'm allowed to even touch it! So perfectionist that one. My Virago is fine but 400 cc too small. He is right that a bigger bike with more power is safer.

Sorry Moderators. I do enjoy the BR really it is educating! I never traveled anywhere in my life outside the Phils but it helps me to understand Big G a bit.Every day I look at the posts and I try and imagine UK. BR helps me learn about the UK way of life, like what people have to face in their daily life. Maybe one day for me, in my dreams.

Anything on wheels that guy! Can't stop him. This Mustang he got in the workshop more than on the road so far. He never slows down always got some scheme. I don't know what to do with him.

We tried to get a visa to come to UK for me just for a visit but no luck. Brit Embassy here so rude, really.

Thank you HF also for the very nice emails you sent. Please post some more on the BR. Pologirl also, I'm always interested in your comments. Please more women should post on the BR.

But I like HJ's report about the beetles and insects! Yes in some provinces in my country we eat those too. But not me! Yuk! Chinese saying: they eat anything which walks with its back to the sun.

G is buying daughter in UK a small car and I know he is grateful for the advice he got from the BR about what model etc. Citroen I think he got her. DavidHM and others especially helped. Thank you all. She seems pleased anyway. I know it helped him a lot because he is so far away from his daughter and not always knowing what to do.

Take care all and God bless.

Catherine (aka GRowlette).

from Catherine about my motorbike course - hillman
Thank you for making my day! I'm going to show this to SWMBO for her reaction.
I know what chicken strips are, what are highsides and lowsides?
Your English is better than you give yourself credit for. A tip for proof reading; do you have MSWord? Type out your text first, and go by the red and green underlining. Red is for mis-spelling, and green is for grammar. Sometimes the grammar suggestions are quite odd, but generally OK.
By the way, pull the other one about falling downstairs.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - THe Growler
I was absorbed in Sonny Barger's history of the Hells Angels and had no idea this had got this far. Enough is enough and the exuberance has been duly tempered.

Vast *.txt files all over my Desktop I do not want. I told her to repost it all on our local bike forum.

A lowside is when you lose it and it slides from under you. Example diesel on a roundabout. Highside is when you brake too hard and it wriggles and throws you off (you've seen it with the bike racing on TV). Harleys have a low centre of gravity and a lot of weight so they are very stable and it's pretty hard to fall off one. You just point it where you want to go, wind on the power and she'll take you there. It's those rice rockets that give you trouble, such high power-to-weight-ratios and often the riders simply don't have the experience to handle them. Frankly after even my 40 plus years of chucking my leg over bikes they scare the pants off me.

Just don't drop a 650lb Hog in a car park with 87 people looking at you! Don't ask me how I know that.

Really she did fall down the stairs Hillman. Silly minx (note pun ho-ho) was mopping them with soapy water (they're marble and quite steep) wearing her rubber flip-flops (how many times have I told you not to do that etc etc what am I paying a housemaid for...). I saw the X-ray, definite crack. Doc looking at her tomorrow. Babes get me the remote, babes my leg hurts, babes can you find my medication I don't know where I put it, babes carry me up the stairs, babes how long do you think my bike will be from the States, babes I think I will need new boots when it comes what do you think, and so on and so forth.

G'ette has pre-empted me in my overdue thanks to DavidHM and others for the advice on daughter's UK car. Most helpful. I am remiss.

A moratorium is hereby forthwith and with immediate effect proclaimed on the Filipino Files.






Slippery footwear ... - Ian (Cape Town)
>>wearing her rubber flip-flops
I remember aquaplaning down a set of tiled steps in my youth.... the solution is to cut a series of treads in the sole, using the old stanley knife. Works the same as a car tyre {obligatory motoring link].
As far as m/cycles, boots and diesel, a friend told me the other day that what he and his mates do (we have similar oil-spill problems...) is to buy a 3M product which is effectively a very heavy-gauge sandpaper-type thingie, cloth backed, with a doubel sided adhesive backing. Simply trace boot-heel and sole pattern, cut out with said Stanley, stick on, and hey-presto, no falling over!
A spare set to be kept in the pocket, as Darryl, owner of the local hostelry (Killarney Hotel - adjacent to the racetrack) objects strongly to his wooden floors being partially resanded every Saturday...
Strips torn off outside the door, new ones stuck on upon leaving premises.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - No Do$h
A moratorium is hereby forthwith and with immediate effect proclaimed on
the Filipino Files.


:o(

ND
A smiley speaks a thousand words - and not one of them as interesting as Growlette's
from Catherine about my motorbike course - Clanger
Here's echoing other's comments about your excellent atmospheric prose. Well done on passing the course.

No mention of being able to text one-handed while riding. Or do you cover that on the Advanced Course?
:-)
Hawkeye
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Stranger in a strange land
from Catherine about my motorbike course - THe Growler
LOL H/Eye I was going to sign off this wretched thread that has gone on too long but Her Philipinne-ness pointed it out and said I had to answer. Have you ever seen a Filipina text her Mum while simultaneously holding a conversation with two others in her own language and have a row with me in English? Believe me putting a man on the moon is a mere bagatelle compared with what these bunnies can do.

Deftness of oriental fingers etc.

It is an experience. Small wonder we are rapidly becoming the Call Centre centre of Asia.

Good news on her bike though. Got an email from my pal in Oakland, says he's found the bike we wanted in San Bernadino. A 2002. Should ship within the next 2-3 weeks. Please transfer $**** to this account with ***** bank so we can proceed. Ouch.

Nice to see the big grin. She has a smile that would bring world peace if only someone let it.

Well, she's gorgeous and I was done for the day I met her. She knows it, I know it.

growler out / (at last)
from Catherine about my motorbike course - hillman
My last bike was a BSA Gold Flash; weighed 410 lbs empty. I thought that lifing that off my legs was a chore. I can understand your not wanting to lift a Harley. Do they come equipped with a Hyab for Growlette?
My brother was a speed cop for most of his police career, riding bikes whenever he could, Triumph T110s and big Japanese generally. He has arthritis in his wrists as a result. I read somewhere that Harleys had a natural speed limit due to vibration. How are your wrists?
from Catherine about my motorbike course - THe Growler
I had a Beeza A10 also. 1954 or 5 (forget now) RYD 66 (Somerset reg?). It was the first year they went from plunger frame to swinging arm. Leaked more oil than it used. Sandra said either you get rid of this thing and get a car or there's no way I'm getting engaged to you.

No prizes for guessing the outcome. Sometimes by luck or intuition the gods smile down on you and you get something right.

T110 was a nice bike. In a straight line. But a whippy frame and that timing side plain bearing was always a problem. After about 5000 miles an interesting rumble would set in from the nether regions. The 6T Thunderbird (iron head) tended to be more reliable.

Actually I thought the cops rode mostly the 5T Speed Twins? But Triumphs always looked so classy.

The Harley Davidson Twin Cam 88's (1450 cc) are pretty smooth now. (1999 on) They have a balancer. Mine (or "ours" as Madam would have it) doesn't have the rubber mounts of the tourers (Road King etc) but is pretty smooth. There's a tingle that sets in about 85 mph but you can ride through that (if you're lucky enough to find that much empty road in these fair islands LOL). That 45 degree cylinder layout in traffic really boils the oil here but I have an oil cooler on mine. Stays around 240 F on the gauge worst case on a really hot day in stop-start traffic. That's just shy of the 250 where I understand dino oil starts to break down. The tourers have the EFI since 1997 but frankly I like the basic Softail. It's carburetted and if something goes wrong you don't need to plug it into NASA's computer to fix it.
Not that anything ever has in the 11,000 miles I've put on it (confusing, we live in a km zone and these babies come with mph) A bike which gives you a feeling of confidence, looks good and is very simple to work on. They have a CDI and a few electronics these days but nothing complicated.

Lovely bike. Of the many I've owned since I passed my licence on my 16th birthday I would never switch from a Harley. This is my 3rd. Just the look on a Porsche poseur driver's face as that massive torque loses him at the lights is worth every cent. OK he's faster overall but that's not the point.

Sticks to the road like glue and if you mess it up on that bend (as one does occasionally!) she'll see you right. That's why I want Ms Philippines to have one. Sportster for her as said, she's find the TC a bit heavy to handle. Very safe and reliable bike.

Holds its price very well here too. A Jap cruiser will lose 50% in 2 years, a Harley maybe 10%. Plus you can get out the J & P Cycles catalog on those wet monsoon evenings and order all those dress up bits via Fedex.....................

from Catherine about my motorbike course - Kuang
Great post - sounds like they really put you through your paces, but that's a good thing :)

Good luck with the recovery, and no wheelies until you're better ;)
from Catherine about my motorbike course - GrumpyOldGit
....the police lady has a girlfriend? Mmmmm.........

See, we all got something from this brilliant post. :-)
from Catherine about my motorbike course - patpending
thanks to Growlette for this fascinating article, to Growler for your contributions, and to the mods and Growler for letting Growlette post it!

pat
from Catherine about my motorbike course - hillman
Talking about scalding away from traffic lights; I once read that the Scott Flying Something was a water cooled twin two stroke with a habit of coughing a trafic lights. Being a two stroke it works happily in both directions, and sometimes when it coughed it reversed. When the lights changed..Great fun!
I once went on my Gold Flash to visit a girlfriend in hospital, lovely gardens but ill lit. Pulled out the prop rest and leaned over. Prop disappeared into the very soft path, pinned me to the ground under the bike. Took quite a long while to wriggle out. Had a shiny mark on my weatherproofs from the exhaust. Girl friend blew me up for being late.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - malteser
IIRC it was the Scott Flying Squirrel!
Roger.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - THe Growler
LOL please don't get me started or poor HJ will have to start another thread for geriatric bikers which I'm sure is something about a million miles away from where he envisioned this forum to be when it all began.

My foreman Jack Durndell who I miss very much and who taught me a lot of what I know said young Graham I bet you can't start that you young whippersnapper - pointing to a BSA Gold Star we'd had in for some work. Well of course cleverclogs (19 at the time) took the challenge, pulled the compression lever, found TDC, tickled the Amal, full retard on the magneto, leapt on the kick start, whereupon the thing gave an almighty bang, backfired and pitched me over the bars, to the loud jubilation of all in the workshop who had clearly been expecting this.

From then on I knew you always bump started a Goldie if you knew what was good for you.......
from Catherine about my motorbike course - Soupytwist
I enjoyed reading that. Get well soon.

Matthew Kelly
No, not that one.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - THe Growler
Sorry BR-ers for an excess of posts from Asia. The weather is simply unbearable at the moment, even the air-con has trouble coping, and there ain\'t a lot of reason to emulate mad dogs and Englishmen so we\'re sat inside with not a lot to do. I have done my time in the Gulf and KSA where it\'s as hot as Hades but this year in the P.I. seems especially trying. Too hot even for riding and Jean Pierre called up and said if it\'s like this on Sunday I think we better call the usual ride-out off, it\'s not fair on the girls. Well mine won\'t be riding anyway with her leg in plaster.

Good excuse for a few San Migs for me anyway, but Her Gimpyness must stay off the grog with the tablets she\'s got.

As always I yield to Moddies to stem the flow/administer the Edit/Kill button if it\'s all too much.

I was so pleased with this----

Jake (that\'s Ms Philippines bike teacher) calls me up today and says how\'s Gimpy Girl. I tell him she\'s cursing and swearing in her local dialect and texting the whole world on her Nokia so she must be feeling better and anyway the Doc says she\'ll get her in a cam-walker next week so she\'ll be more mobile. It\'s the crutches she hates. Says everyone stares at her. I said I think she looks rather cute on them but that earned me a withering stare that would have parched several hectares of rice paddy, so beat a hasty retreat on that one.

Jake asked when her new bike is due: we are looking at 6-8 weeks to get it shipped from California plus the clearance and reg time here etc... A Sportster right? Yes that\'s right. He points out that these have a bit of a higher C of G and require more rider input after her Virago which drops into the bends; she may find handling it a bit different, although he feels they are ideal for a woman rider. He says he feels the oversteer handling of a Harley is a lot safer than the understeer of the Virago. Something to do with fork trail.

Jake also said some coaching on handling them while parking is important, she doesn\'t want to drop it. She must learn to back in to park it, not ride in for example. Certainly I agree given the extra weight she will need to deal with, Catherine weighs only about 110 in her cotton socks. This man is a prince among men, really. Every one of his pupils is a personal project and he follows up on all of them after their course.

He follows their progress diligently. He says his goal is to make bikers the most responsible road users of all and his special interest is girl riders who traditionally are treated pretty second class in this macho country. Every interaction I have had with him supports this, and the noticeable gains in confidence of the girls who have attended his ladies\' courses are a tribute to his skills and sensitivity and the way he understands the special needs and feelings of a woman rider in this culture. With the proliferation of these high powered flashy looking scooters we are seeing many more women riders and there will be a growing need for training.

Growlette grew very noticeably in stature after her 3 days with him, not just as a rider, but also as a woman and as my inseparable and beloved partner. . Mate I owe you a few stubbies at the Handle Bar......

He says he would like me to give her back to him for a half-day when her leg\'s better just so that he can check her out before she rides out with us guys on her new bike. She will be fine he says but he needs to see her in action under supervision till she gets the hang of how her new Sporty handles. Also he says tell your ride leader every ride to bear her in mind that she\'s new on this bike and don\'t over-cook the ride or she may be stressed to keep up. Truly this man is a pro instructor. I don\'t know if this is possible before the rainy season but I hope so.

Jake says she was his star pupil and would she consider taking the instructor course in a year or so? He is very busy and he feels the Lady Safety Course would be better run by a, well, a Lady. She needs to put a few miles on first and he would like to supervise her over a period where she helps alongside him running the course (I don\'t know she can fit this in with running the shop as well but we\'ll have a go) plus of course she has to take the qualifying MSF Instructor Course but he says she has what it takes. It seems she came up with a number of useful contributions which he will try and incorporate in the course: stuff like riding alone as a woman, how to deal with potentially hazardous situations (bike-nappers, etc).

Says she has true balls and I guess that\'s the ultimate compliment!

She is thrilled when she heard that. Good on yer G\'ette. Just don\'t get any ideas about, clothes , perfume, trips to Bangkok for jewelry etc etc..........

What was that Billy Joel song about \"always a woman to me?\"

Come here you silly girl....

......fade to black.../

from Catherine about my motorbike course - hillman
You'll have to watch your liver. boy!
An experience re. girlfriend's first ride on pillion.
I had to fight around corners, and found that she (girlfriend) was leaning the other way. When I explained it became as normal. Until I turned in to refuel; She kept leaning over. 410lbs of bike plus 150lbs female, going down. I still don't know how I kept them up.
I remember getting off the plane in Jeddah in November, at 2.00 a.m. I had forgetten how hot and sticky the tropics get. Much better on the Central African plateau.
from Catherine about my motorbike course - THe Growler
Yup liver currently a marvel of medical science.

No, she gets her little bag, puts her helmet on, one arm on my shoulder, hefts her leg over, she nestles into my back, I hit the start button, kick back the prop-stand and off we go. It's as though we were one. As I posted once before she even dozes off on the straights. You would never know she's there. Balls out in the bends, we're grinding the pegs and she's right there behind me, total trust. C you are something.

Yup Hillman done the JED thing, tale for another time.