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Changing the battery on a modern car - corax

It seems that with some newer models, the new replacement battery needs registering to the car. Also, if it not replaced correctly, it can spike the electrical system.

Does this mean that you cannot order a battery from your friendly suppliers and fit it yourself?

You have to go to the dealers to replace the battery or buy the specific software to allow you to register the battery to the car?

How do the roadside recovery companies deal with this?

Changing the battery on a modern car - elekie&a/c doctor

It is perfectly ok to fit a non dealer battery,provided the spec is the same,if not better.However,registering a new battery to the power managment system can only be done by specialist diagnostic kit.There is loads of aftermarket equipt that will do this ,but it is not cheap.hth

Changing the battery on a modern car - injection doc

To reduce the chance of spiking I always use a GYS OBD battery saver.

This unit plugs into the diagnostic socket of the car ( Not into the cig lighter ! I hate those as some dashboards light up like x-mas when these are used ! ) & supports the electrics whilst the battery is disconnected. The vehicle then retains all the following whilst the battery is removed , radio code, clock time, window closing settings, any stored faults, gearbox adaptions , imobilizer link to ECU, idle speed adaptions.

I never change a battery or starter without ! saves a whole world of hurt.

Beware cheap batteries and some tyre centre batteries used to have terminal convertors from L shape post to round posts !!!! Worst thing I have ever seen and can cause no end of engine mangement & ABS issues to to voltage issues across the terminals !!! I have fixed so many cars with obscure faults that have had carp batteries fitted its very important to purcahse quality.

Changing the battery on a modern car - gordonbennet

Hah, new fangled rubbish that needs a new battery to be programmed, another nice little earner, well done chaps, kerching.

Why on earth do people fall for this guff, must see 'em coming.

Another to add to my list of 'never in you're wildest dreams matey', they can stuff this money spinning idea where they put the electric parking brake and the automated clutch gearbox (however many clutches it boasts).

Changing the battery on a modern car - corax

The car I was reading about was the BMW E60 5 series.

I know that many newer cars can throw up spurious faults if the battery is weak or poor quality.

Thanks for the info guys.

Changing the battery on a modern car - Dabooka

Regarding the 'registration' this came up the other day on the Alfa forum, apparently it is something to do with stop - start systems and it's non marque specific?

Changing the battery on a modern car - veryoldbear

Hah, I spit upon your evil stop-start systems and your electric parking brake!

I want a car I can fix with a Big Hammer and a Bed Spanner.

Changing the battery on a modern car - Dabooka

Hah, I spit upon your evil stop-start systems and your electric parking brake!

I want a car I can fix with a Big Hammer and a Bed Spanner.

Thankfully I don't have start stop, but I bet one day it'll be unavoidable. Til that day, spanners ahoy!

Changing the battery on a modern car - gordonbennet

Hah, I spit upon your evil stop-start systems and your electric parking brake!

I want a car I can fix with a Big Hammer and a Bed Spanner.

Thankfully I don't have start stop, but I bet one day it'll be unavoidable. Til that day, spanners ahoy!

Spot on chaps.

There doesn't have to be a 'one day', this isn't 70's East Germany (though the apparatchiks are doing their level best to make it so, aided and abetted by the turkey electorate voting for their own Christmas) you do not have to buy this rubbish, you have the choice to spend your heard earned wherever and on whatever you choose.

Buy what you want, what you really really want, there's a song there, and service it and look after and rustproof it and service it some more, and vote with your wallet by keeping it for years.

Whilst people, unthinking drone like, buy shiny tat designed to last till just after the warranty expires, they'll keep making it.

If you stop buying, and tell them why you've stopped buying, they'll soon change tack.

Changing the battery on a modern car - madf

Most car buyers do no research before buying and don't RTFM after buying so manufacturres can and will do what they like...

Changing the battery on a modern car - alan1302

Most car buyers do no research before buying and don't RTFM after buying so manufacturres can and will do what they like...

Also I don't think it's the most obvious thing to know about either even if you do look into what car you buy. Unless you are technically inclined stuff like this will pass you by.

Changing the battery on a modern car - Avant

Over the last 50 years of C20 cars (and other machines too) were gradually developed so that they lasted longer - rustproofing perhaps the greatest contributor to this.

But with all the three-letter acronyms fitted to C21 cars I can see that after 10 years or so repairs are going to be uneconomical, so that the average life of a car could start coming down again.

My Octavia is by no means the worst offender (no silly electronic handbrake and no DPF as it's a petrol) but - I quote the brochure - it has 'ESP including ABS, EBV, ASR, EDS, HBA, ESBS, TSA, MKB, XDS and Prefill'. I know what ABS is but the others.....? Just imagine that lot going wrong.

So it would seem that GB with his 1990s Mercedes is the one who's got it right.

Changing the battery on a modern car - gordonbennet
I know what ABS is but the others.....? Just imagine that lot going wrong.

So it would seem that GB with his 1990s Mercedes is the one who's got it right.

And thats been trouble too, though in fairness it was a known problem of degrading in the engine wiring loom, which despite periodic checks by indy and myself, still managed to catch us out.

Unless someone makes me an offer i can't refuse, i'll run the old girl for as long as i can.

All those acronyms scare the pants off me, the MB doesn't even have traction control (ASR), which means you have to drive it properly to keep it on the grey stuff, but you hedge your bets by fitting proper tyres in the first place, and maintain brakes (ABS works well) and suspension as good as new.

Edited by gordonbennet on 02/03/2014 at 07:06