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- groaver
Re: EC hot air

Why would the EU want to help an American multinational conglomerate stitch up the aircon market?
- glidermania
HJ shut button his lip over attempting to lecture us on his disagreement on Brexit and stick to what he's best at, giving some opinion on cars.
Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Palcouk
HJ shut button his lip over attempting to lecture us on his disagreement on Brexit and stick to what he's best at, giving some opinion on cars.

HJ made no stance on Brexit other than mentioning that Brexit would have no impact

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Engineer Andy
HJ shut button his lip over attempting to lecture us on his disagreement on Brexit and stick to what he's best at, giving some opinion on cars.

HJ made no stance on Brexit other than mentioning that Brexit would have no impact

If you read his reply again he says that we should stay in and argue to get the EU's policy as regards the use of R1234yf changed. He has, in the past, made comments in his column that he favours Remain if I recall correctly.

- Palcouk
Because the companies highly paid lobyiests pulled the whool over incompetent beaurocrats
- MrPogle
Broken rules

The law here doesn't really matter. Overtaking through a junction is incompetent driving.
- Scot5

Ridiculous arguments by HJ regarding speed humps and completely ignoring the fact that they do reduce speed hence have saved many lives. Speed humps are everywhere yet I couldn't tell you the last time I heard about anyone's tyres blowing - it's fake news. Old people being killed by tripping over them? Well that may well be true ( I'm certainly not aware of it) but must be very rare. But compared to people who've been killed on the streets due to speeding, tripping over them is by far the lesser of two evils. Sorry HJ but you've come over as trying to defend the indefensible. Regarding the accident the questioner speaks of - if young people are determined to speed then what use are speed humps? I'd put forward an argument they may actually increase the 'thrill' or send an inexperienced driver's car out of control if they hit them at speed. As for the comment of speed being encouraged by motor manufacturers? Yet more fake news I'm afraid. Name a single manufacturer who says it's OK to break the law. People do stupid things - we've all done stupid things in a car at sometime. Other than Big Brother taking control of the car, you're never going to prevent idiots on the road.

Edited by Scot5 on 08/09/2018 at 00:35

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Engineer Andy

Scot - just like speed cameras - many people who break the law will still do so despite them. I've seen many 'yoofs' drive a ridiculously fast speeds over speed humps, and on more than one occasion actually have all four wheels in the air and nearly lose control when they 'landed' on the other side.

For many other people, and again, like with cameras, they concentrate way too much on braking hard just as they approach the hump (or camera), then floor it after passing, which means they could easily bottom out or take their attention away from the rest of the road (e.g. to the speedo for cameras) when they should be watching for people crossing.

As HJ says, cumulative damage is done to tyre sidewalls (especially those many of us who have cars [not me] with low profile tyres), which can easily lead to blowouts on fast moving roads like motorways, which can easily lead to multiple fatality RTAs. A lot of the money councils spend on road humps, including their maintenance could be spent on policing speed limits with greater numbers of traffic officers and coming down hard on bad driving in the court system. How much compensation for motorists/home/business owners after road defects (including and especially speed humps) cause damege to cars and buildings is then not spent on better education of young drivers and policing our roads?

You have to think about this from other angles - its often just moving the problem elsewhere, rather like electric cars that require polluting, inefficient power stations to provide electricity for them, rather than trying to avoid the use of the car in the first place by better city planning and public transport.

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Captain-Cretin
Speed humps also make it more difficult for Ambulances, Police an Fire Brigade to get anywhere.

Yes, their wider vehicles can safely straddle most humps, but parked cars may not allow that.

In addition, my local crazies - sorry I meant council, fitted full width humps to many roads.

Still doesnt stop the m****s as it gives them an excuse to wheel spin off the top.

Speed humps only do one thing, and do that badly. Actual Police doing their job can do many, many things - although it does actually require them to take notice and not ignore blatant law breaking.

I have seen them ignore 3 adults and 9 children in a Mini Metro doing regular school runs.
Lorries doing waaaay more than 60mph (overtook me at over 80mph)
Cars customised with road illegal mods;
Tyres sticking out inches from the bodywork,
Wheels canted over so that only a couple of inches of rubber are in contact with the road.
Suspension lowered so far, the body work is damaged and the tyres get grooved going over the slightest bump.
etc. etc.
Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - bakeart
I think the design of the humps is often the problem. I don’t like the cushions, as drivers are tempted to straddle them potentially causing wear on the inner edges of the tyres as he has described in the past. Humps that rise fairly gently to a flat central area are OK in my experience, they don’t cause the suspension/tyres much of a problem and I think they still encourage people to slow down.
He is right though about some of the “sharp” humps that could damage the tyres. Another problem arises when they are poorly marked and difficult to see.
- Scot5
Yet more servicing advice from HJ. It's simply wrong to suggest a modern car requires servicing at least every 10k miles. We all drive our cars differently, we drive them in different environments and in different conditions - how can anyone suggest they all be treated to the same oil change at 10k? What's wrong with flexible servicing? There is no evidence whatsoever that an engine will not last 100,000 miles if it isn't serviced every 10k miles. What is it with HJ and fake news?

Last point - I've never kept a car for more than 40,000 miles. If it were true that oil needs changing every 10k rather than adhere to flexible servicing, why should I care if that engine doesn't last 100,000 miles? I pay for the time I own the car, why should I shell out my money on behalf of the 3rd, 4th or 5th owner? I couldn't give a monkey's about them. I note HJ had a Kadjar on test and the car had it's first service. How many people are aware that an oil change is not part of a Renault's 1st year service? Yet how does HJ explain the number of Renaults or BMW's or Mercedes or other manufacturers cars which exceed 100,000 miles on variable servicing? It's fake news.

P.S. Try asking a main dealer garage just for an oil change. They want £200 to wash the car etc and all the associated rubbish that goes on with a simple service but f you just want an oil + filter change, more often than not you'll be forced to go to an indi because main dealers won't touch your car.
Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Engineer Andy

And what a fool you are for buying into the system of buying new and flogging after just a few years and £££ depreciation, and paying whatever the dealer wants for servicing. Whilst I agree that if a car is used predominantly for longer distance driving and driven sympathetically, most nowadays aren't, and their emissions control systems are very vulnerable to driving unsympathetically, especially regular short trips from cold.

I see far less older German and French cars on our roads these days than 20 years ago, despite the sales of German brand cars being significantly higher now than in the 1980s and 90s. I mean, how many mk 3 Golfs do you see, or mid 90s 3-Series, or C-class Mercs from the mid-late 90s? I see far more Toyotas and Hondas from that era on the road. The reason is mainly because a) they are better engineered, and b) are far more likely to be serviced either annually or per 9-12.5k as per that manufacturer's service intervals.

If people who buy (mainly German) cars with long service intervals that have been stipulated by the manufacturer for good money at 3-4 years, then wonder why they develop (far more often than Japanese or Korean equivalents) serious and very expensive problems in the 7-10 year age range, often meaning they are uneconomic to repair, then those people are idiots and deserve to be take for a proverbial ride.

As regards the price of servicing and especially oil changes, its only because we Brits don't kick up a stink and demand better value for money (often hoping, like you, we can pass any future problems onto the next mug), as our friends in North America, and it seems, in parts of the Far East do. Surely it cannot be byond the intelligance of some enterprising business person over here to start up a basic, non-flashy chain of auto lube shops for oil changes and other basic fluid changes and top-ups for a reasonable price?

The glass palaces have to somehow claw all that investment in flashy showrooms back, and normally the service dept is the answer, which is why most cars are built to only last about 7 years before becoming unconomic to run if they are manitained to the required standard.

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - MrPogle

"those people are idiots and deserve to be take for a proverbial ride"

Many people are not as smart as you. What's your overall opinion of people who think that people who aren't as smart as them deserve to be exploited and abused?

Edited by MrPogle on 08/09/2018 at 16:44

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Engineer Andy

"those people are idiots and deserve to be take for a proverbial ride"

Many people are not as smart as you. What's your overall opinion of people who think that people who aren't as smart as them deserve to be exploited and abused?

Its not about 'how smart you are', but just doing your homework. a 10 minute search on the internet can save you ££££s by avoiding such cars. Whilst I'm an engineer, I'm not an auotmotive engineer, nor do I have a skills as a mechanic.

That doesn't stop me from asking questions and finding out things before I make a purchase - of anything. If I make such a mistake (I try and minimise them, but we all make 'em), I don't blame everyone else. You don't need to be academically intelligent to have common sense and a healthy dose of scepticism. Highly intelligent people are often the easiest marks for salespeople. Savvy people often achieve the most, often by gaming the system or other people. That's LIFE.

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - BrendanP

My Hyundai has a 20,000 mile service interval with an optional 10,000 mile oil & filter change. For £30 & 45 minutes of my time I can change my own oil, using top-brand fully synthetic oil, to a standard which meets or exceeds what a dealer would provide. The trend towards longer service intervals is primarily to bring down fleet costs, where all they're interested in is getting through the 3 or 4 year lease period at minimum cost before off-loading the car into the secondhand market. What happens after that is immaterial.

Personally, I think the higher specific power outputs of modern engines puts more stress on the oil, so 20,000 mile interval seems excessive. When I looked at the price of the oil you had to buy for a VW Golf to work with the variable service interval, it worked out less costly to use a cheaper oil and change it more often.

I don't believe in the throw-away society. I expect to run my car for at least 150K miles.

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - MrPogle

"Last point - I've never kept a car for more than 40,000 miles. If it were true that oil needs changing every 10k rather than adhere to flexible servicing, why should I care if that engine doesn't last 100,000 miles?"

Hear,hear. Honest John really needs to take into account every single reader's personal circumstances before he issues his so-called "advice". I never keep cars beyond 8000 miles. What am I supposed to do? My brother doesn't even own a car, He was so worried that he asked Hertz if it would be OK if he rented one and had the oil changed. They became border-line abusive after 20 minutes.

Get a grip HJ!

Edited by MrPogle on 08/09/2018 at 16:34

Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Mike H
Last point - I've never kept a car for more than 40,000 miles. If it were true that oil needs changing every 10k rather than adhere to flexible servicing, why should I care if that engine doesn't last 100,000 miles? I pay for the time I own the car, why should I shell out my money on behalf of the 3rd, 4th or 5th owner? I couldn't give a monkey's about them.

Remind me never to buy one of your discarded motors!

- Steve Mugglestone
Re Expectation quashed.
Same with me. After 10 years of ultra reliable Nissans I made the mistake of buying a new 2014 Qashqai which proved a big let down and a customer service dept not fit for purpose. Never again a Nissan.
Broken rules - Bilboman

Re: Broken rules: overtaking on a set of long broken white lines, I wonder whether the driver who turned without signalling was also prosecuted. There is another rule which is widely ignored or misinterpreted (112: The horn. Use only while your vehicle is moving and you need to warn other road users of your presence) A driver on the continent would quite likely toot or flash (or both) before overtaking in the situation described, but in Britain "good manners" tend to trump road safety - a flash is always taken to mean "after you" and a toot is taken to be a hostile or aggressive gesture, not the warning signal it was originally meant to be.
And speaking of good manners, HC Rule 147 seems to have been consigned to the history books altogether. It refers to being considerate, understanding and patient. If only!

Edited by Bilboman on 08/09/2018 at 12:40

- stojom
No oil in the engine at a 2 yr service! Astounding, are people too lazy to check the oil level these days.
Honest John's Motoring Agony Column 08-09-2018 Part 1 - Engineer Andy
No oil in the engine at a 2 yr service! Astounding, are people too lazy to check the oil level these days.

I think they probably meant the car's second service at year 2. I could be wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.

- gordonbennet
One of the reasons i don't buy mainstream used cars is because initial owners might have the mindset of the above poster, who thinks that servicing cars sensibly is wasted money, and presumably so long as it manages 40k miles it's a good 'un.

Now i wonder why typical used cars in the UK are worth the square root of nothing.

I do buy used cars but they tend to be more unusual vehicles, and they have most certainly seen more than the very minimum joke servicing as advised in the comic, sorry, handbook.
- Mike H
Re "Yet again", by all accounts the Peugeot 3008 is a great car marred by the touch screen control of everything. Even with the short cut piano keys, I haven't seen a review that praises the complicated menu system. It's something that really puts me off the car, having experience of Honda's complicated and difficult to use screens.