There is almost unlimited scope for deeply sarcastic "Letterbocks" type letters to Viz contributions on this topic but I will limit myself to just a few. * School run mums/dads in oversize cars - don't complain about the traffic jam around your kids' school (or anywhere else, come to that!) - you're part of the traffic jam!
* Given that a very low proportion of the driving public is gifted with telepathy, indicators can usefully be employed to give warning of direction of travel. Consult your car manual for more information.
* Next time you make a sudden lane change, idiotic contradictory manoeuvre or act of extreme selfishness which causes me considerable distress, be thankful you live in a country with extremely strict gun laws where most motorists vent trheir spleen with a sharp tap on the steering wheel and a few tut-tuts under their breath. Also be thankful that my Toyota has a feeble little peep-peep horn I hardly ever use, rather than a 500 dB train horn I would dearly love to install in its place.
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