Future Classic Friday: Alfa Romeo 166
Fri, 23 Aug 2024
There's something very difficult to explain about an Alfa Romeo. Usually, why you bought it in the first place (especially to your nearest and dearest).
After all, despite the passionate pleas of those who adore the marque, there really is no rational reason for owning one.
I mean, who wants a large executive saloon with shocking depreciation, flaky reliability and - despite claims to the contrary - some rather disturbing rust issues?
The Alfa Romeo 166 is a case in point. It was, in many ways, a wonderful car. Stunning to look at, great to drive and reasonably straightforward to own (when new at least). But it was always an enthusiasts' car, and that means that only 3000 or so were ever sold in the UK, between 1998 and 2004.
Of those, though, the most startling statistic is that only a few hundred survive. It's a rare beast, indeed.
There are reasons, of course. First and foremost, the Alfa Romeo 166 was as reliable as Alfa Romeos always have been - that is, not very. Of course, the brand's hardcore fans will tell you that's not true, but the proof of the pudding is and there are many Alfa Romeo 166s that have fallen by the wayside thanks to mechanical failure.
A problem underlined by the fact that parts were either unavailable, or stupidly expensive. Throw in a body that is extremely resistant to rust but a floor that isn't, and many an Alfa Romeo 166 owner has been dealt an unpleasant surprise when they've taken their car to the MoT centre.
They may look great shiny-side up, but Alfa Romeo 166s do have an unfortunate propensity to corrode where the sun doesn't shine.
And that's a crying shame, because they're utterly beautiful cars. Jeremy Clarkson once described the Alfa Romeo 166 as the 'best car in the world' and although we don't agree with him on many things, he did have a point.
Here was a well-equipped executive saloon that looked drop-dead gorgeous, was terrific to drive even in entry-level 2.0-litre Twin Spark form and could take the fight to BMW and Audi, if you squinted a bit and weren't paying the bills yourself.
It is an utterly beguiling car. In form and in function, it performs brilliantly. When it works. And there's the rub. For the first few years, the Alfa Romeo 166 was inarguably brilliant. Thereafter, it became an expensive liability. A car that you really had to love to keep it going.
And that's where it remains. Fans of the Alfa Romeo 166 will always be fans and what that means is that the very best examples are truly lovely. If you want one (and there are many reasons for doing so), then seek out one of the best, and spend thousands rather than hundreds.
If you shop at the cheaper end of the market, you'll get a fabulous car that will make you smile for a while, until it unceremoniously craps itself. And it will. Of that, make no mistake. If a disposable bit of fun is what you're after, fill your boots, for the £500 Alfa Romeo 166 still exists, if only just.
If you want a future classic, a safe investment and a car that will always have enthusiast appeal, however, it makes sense to spend the money now. Find a nicely-specced V6, look after it properly, give it lashings of underseal and hold on tight, because in future years your car will be considered a bona fide classic. Find a classic Alfa Romeo for sale.
