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COmparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume1/v1i3/air...l

Proof that they are in fact very similar

COmparing apples and oranges - jamie745

That doesnt change the fact that the north wales police chief who compared speeding to stabbing is an idiot.

I shall now use the phrase 'comparing apples to a block of gloucester'

Are you happy?!?

Mmmmmmmm......apples.

Edited by jamie745 on 15/08/2011 at 13:46

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

Apples to gloucester? If you mean the cheese, then apples and cheese complement one another quite nicely. Silly boy.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

They compliment each other because they're different. Further proving my point. Silly girl.

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

Compliment? "Oh hi apple, you're looking good today" "Thanks cheese"

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

Like an Alfa Service. Alfa's literacy is on a par with its engineering.

Comparing apples and oranges - Avant

Nice one, Bobbin, though I'm not sure he'll get the point!

Forgive an ignorant classicist, but does that fascinating piece of research on apples and oranges count as physics or chemistry?

Maybe apples and prunes would be a better pair of opposites, not least because I like apples, but (having been put off prunes for life at prep school) I haven't eaten a prune since 1961. Fifty pruneless years and proud of it. (I also celebrate my (21 x 3) birthday tomorrow, in case anyone is interested....)

Edited by Avant on 15/08/2011 at 21:41

Comparing apples and oranges - bathtub tom

Show us yer bus-pass!

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

Bus pass? Surely not if you've got a BMW to whizz round in! Since it's nearly tomorrow already, many happy returns to you, Avant :-)

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

in case anyone is interested....)

NO!

Happy Birthday! Does this mean that we'll de deprived of your company tomorrow?

{plotting mischief}

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

Mischief in the absence of the beak sounds jolly exciting!

Comparing apples and oranges - pda

Happy Birthday Avant:)

Jamie I shall keep a beedy eye on you and tell if you misbehave!

Your posts are so much nicer to read without all the *** to replace the swear filter and I'd love to know how you managed the transformation.

Pat

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

Pat, he responds well to a good kicking. Transformation complete!

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

I couldnt give a flying fornication :)

Comparing apples and oranges - pda

That's perfect Jamie, we all know what you mean and it makes you think about it too.:)

I tried the good kicking Bobbin when you were on holiday...it didn't work, so I tried to humour him and he really didn't know how to take that!

Pat

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

Two ways to make me do something, food or sex luvvy, you pick :P

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

'Luvvy'. Tut.

Comparing apples and oranges - Avant

"Bus pass? Surely not if you've got a BMW to whizz round in! "

The BMW is for passing the bus (although the Skoda will do it faster).

Thank you for the birthday wishes.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

Im curious, if you own a BMW, then what bizarre event would ever choose you to look at your two cars and go 'hmmm, i think i'll take the Skoda'?

Just curious.

Comparing apples and oranges - Avant

It's a 10-year-old Z3 that I'm lucky enough to have as a fun car. The Skoda is effectively a Golf GTI estate and a bit faster than the Z3, although it doesn't have six cylinders like the Z3.

Forget the badge prejudice and the choice between Z3 and GTI is simply horses for courses. Not bizarre is it!

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

If i had a Z3 even i would probably go for the Skoda. A Z4 might be different! You have two shocking cars Avant if i may be so bold! LOL!

Comparing apples and oranges - pda

That's your card marked Mate!

Pat

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

What did i do?!

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

i may be so bold! LOL!

Avant, tell him he may not be so bold. It's getting to be a dirty habit.

Comparing apples and oranges - Avant

Dirty habits should be washed with Bold....

Anyway he clearly hasn't driven either model, so his views aren't worth commenting on.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

I dont need to drive a Skoda to know it'd be a pointless exercise.

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

Describe to me how it's a pointless exercise please. Even an ancient Skoda from back when they were a source of motoring amusement will still get you from A to B faster than your legs or a horse could, which I believe, is the ultimate point of a car. Ergo, not pointless.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

Back when Skoda was a communistical pile of turd i think a horse wouldve fancied its odds tbh.

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

I tease Avant about his compassion for his Octavia-but there's no denying that it's a great car. In fact, it is almost......ahem...superb.

[I'll shut the door behind me.]

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

<chucks unthrottled's jacket out after him>

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

Somebody had to get that pun in!

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

We all have different definitions on what makes a 'great car' obviously.

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

We all have different definitions on what makes a 'great car' obviously.

Yes!! That's the point!

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

A car that is-

-good value for money to buy

-good value to run

-decent to drive

-reliable

-comfortable

-plenty of space for luggage and passengers

-aesthetically pleasing

The Octavia gets a very high aggregate score.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

I agree with most of those criteria but matters of luggage space depend on whether you need it or not etc and aesthetically pleasing is a matter of opinion.

I love cheap good value cars, cars which are 90% as good as the snobby badges but for half the price, thats my type of car. I would buy a Mazda 6 over a BMW 320 for example. But i also look at a car of how much i like it, in general, on paper a car can be 'not good value to run' but if you love the car then it becomes worthwhile, even if it doesnt fit right on everybodies balance sheet.

When i get rid of the Jag next year, and it probably will be next year about August time my next purchase will be made more on the criterias above rather than on 'i want a big Jag' because right now im fulfilling my childhood dream which was to have a big Jaguar. I dont care if its not economical, i dont care if other people hate its face, i dont care that the boot is shallow or anything like that. People who dont 'like' cars just wouldnt understand that, they'd buy an Astra diesel, and thats fine.

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

A lot of the criteria are contradictory (space and drive quality for a start). Others are subjective. But you can generally find that some cars are a better blend of diametically opposed traits than others.

I can't stand cars that only do one thing well and are terrible in every other respect-the Veyron and McLaren F1 being classic examples.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

See cars like the Veyron are just magnificent engineering, nobody at Bugatti was trying to build a car for shopping, it was all about the thrill of being the best and fastest. And unless you're into cars to that point you wont understand it. Try and explain the magnificence of a Lamborghini Gallardo to an Astra owning accountant who would go 'heavy on petrol and no boot' is pointless. You either understand it or you dont. Cars like the two you mentioned were built to do just one thing well, and it does those things extremely well, thats mission accomplished. The Veyron in particular should go in a Museum before some supermodel crashes another one of the 9 which were made as a timepiece for all of humanity to remember. To me it was as important as Concorde, the Apollo rocket etc tremendous feats of engineering. The channel tunnel is magnificent, we couldve built a raft out of wood and used sticks to ferry cars across but we didnt, we did it the hard way, the absurd way, the brilliant way. In about 100 years when green campaigners and road safety charities finally get their way and we're all banned from driving and instead travel in mass transit at 4mph or on an electronically powered Japanese armchair at 6mph everybody can look back at things like the Veyron and remember or learn what humans could make when we really put our minds to it.

*puts down megaphone*

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

You see, I don't think it is a magnificent piece of engineering. 20 years ago, making a 1000hp was hard-now it isn't. Red necks in Alabama turbo small block Chevvies to way over 1000hp. When someone matches your W16 Quad turbo with an old push rod V8 and a single turbo, you look a bit silly. They don't charge a milion euros and still make a loss either...

The Veyron is too big and too ugly. I bet it is less exciting to drive on the road than a lotus Elise.

Pretty hard to call it great.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

The cheap Yank mobile may match its top speed but its not as good a car. If a handglider could go faster than a 747 which would you prefer to be in?

The Veyron not just has the power or the speed, but it has the ability to deliver it without bursting into flames or making its driver feel like 'its about to fall apart' as most American cars do. And on a normal road you're probably right, its a very heavy car and on anything but flat straight road it struggles to put its power down but the Yanks wouldnt of bothered making their flimsy box of rubbish if it wasnt for Bugatti trying for years to achieve this goal of 1000hp and 250mph. If they hadnt of done it, nobody else wouldve tried to beat them. In 50 years time the Veyron will be remembered for its magnificence, the cheap Yank pile of fast rubbish wont be remembered. I could beat its top speed with a jet engine and a chair on the front but that means nothing. The Veyron is a benchmark, a 'normal' or as close to normal road car which can do that is just astonishing. But again you go 'American is just as fast but cheaper' and thats the end of it, only someone who doesnt love cars would say that. You dont get it, you dont understand. You're the Astra diesel driving accountant i referred to earlier. Its about something which you cant explain.

Edited by jamie745 on 18/08/2011 at 23:59

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

You're evoking the 'I could explain but you wouldn't understand' argument-which is a substitute for reason.

The yanks have built Veyron beaters in the form of SSC Aero Ultimate and the Hennessey Venom GT. These cars are lighter, faster and much less costly than the Veyron. These aren't dragstip queens that can't go round corners either.

Mock American engineering at your peril. When you set parameters of price, emissions and performance, it's very hard to beat.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

I would still pay extra for a Veyron instead, if i ever had the choice. Thats what i mean by 'cant explain it'. You talk about perameters, the Veyron was a car with no parameters. No boundaries. No restrictions. The Aero is an ugly rotbox and the Venom is a waste of space, the Veyron is where its at.

You call them Veyron beaters, but the Aero and Venom werent even thought of until VW took the step of saying 'we will make a 250mph car' and everybody said they were mad and that it couldnt be done. They proved it could be.

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

With respect, I think that is marketing drivel. Horsepower races are nothing new-look at the 60's muscle cars...

Of course the Veyron was built with parameters!

Manufacturers didn't build 250mph cars because they didn't know how. They didn't bother because the concept is entirely pointless. Even on a racetrack, you can't get a car up to 250mph on anything other than a boring bonneville salt flat.

Once one manufacturer throws the gauntlet down, competitors must follow in order not to be appear beng 'left behind'.This starts a tit-for-tat leap frogging race which leads to nowhere.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

Its parameters were to be better regardless of cost. You bang on about being cheap, emissions etc none of that was considered with the Veyron. They knew it'd be sold at a loss, it was just a shop window to show what VW's engineers could do.

Theres very few bits of tarmac road where 250mph is safe and attainable i admit, about four worldwide locations i think.

If you want to talk about tit for tat leap frogging then what about the horsepower war with the Germans? Mercedes, BMW and Audi keep cramming more and more and more power into their big cars but they're all still limited to 155mph and for at least five years now its been entirely pointless. All its done is make old cars which could do 155mph, into new cars which still do 155mph but with a very stiff ride and big pricetag instead.

Comparing apples and oranges - Avant

Thank you both for keeping this discussion civilised!

Comparing apples and oranges - Neiltoo

....... but tedious.

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

Thank you both for keeping this discussion civilised!

Hear hear!

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

Don't say you're in Breakfast with Frost club too? So dull.

The ultimate aim of threads is to determine who is right and, more importantly, who is wrong! Unambiguously.

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

Don't say you're in Breakfast with Frost club too? So dull.


Is that on the radio or the telly? Sorry unthrottled I have no idea what you're talking about.

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

Breakfast with Frost was a chat show hosted by Sir David Frost. He was notorious for his insipid interviewing style, eshewing anything remotely contentious in favour of banal and inconsequential questions. His show became a byword for soporific topics of conversation.

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

Frost could host a debate show about the Riots and end up talking about the colour of his curtains. You get the idea..

Comparing apples and oranges - Neiltoo

On the other hand, his interview with Richard Nixon was a masterpiece - recently made into a successful movie,

A long time ago he was brilliant with cutting edge fights - for the time - with a Rachman-like landlord called, I think Savundra, and Reginald Maudling, over the Paulson debacle.

But then, I'm very old.....

Edited by Neiltoo on 19/08/2011 at 15:01

Comparing apples and oranges - jamie745

And yet he ended up looking through....the keyhole.

Comparing apples and oranges - unthrottled

If you saw the first 20 hours out of the 24 hours of interviews, you wouldn't say that! John Birt (who was on his production team) said "I don't think you're up to this, David" which galvanised Frost into action. He started preparing his material much more carefully and brilliantly snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

And then...Through the Keyhole.. :(

Comparing apples and oranges - Bobbin Threadbare

I saw Frost/Nixon. I used to watch Through the Keyhole with my grandma when I was little too. Super.