Nearly rammed some poor spotty yoof the other day by accident, he filtered to the front of the traffic light queue on his sports bike, he was wearing full leathers on his crouch-rocket - problem was - unbeknown to me - it was a moped. He was in 4th gear by the time he crossed the lights going by the frantic throw of his right wrist in desperate execution of his clutch-less shifts. Honestly - I could have walked faster. I thought it was a proper bike and was gonna get away quickly so I toed it assoon as he started moving to get across to another lane rapidly followed by an emergency stop as this 'ped went nowhere. Mopeds have never been slower.