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Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - JOGON

The Bicycle.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - bathtub tom

Woman?

Although I'm not always so sure.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - WellKnownSid

If the saying is to be believed... sliced bread

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - unthrottled

Gotta be the humble compression ignition engine-never been beaten in over 120 years.

You saw it in blighty first. Another invention not capitalised upon-at least not in the land of its birth.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Avant

Possibly even more usefully, the small electric motor. Just think of all the gadgets (including car components) which are so powered.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - unthrottled

But that invention is useless without something to generate the electricity that drives the motor!

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Ben 10

The telephone.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Bobbin Threadbare

Biscuits

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - piggy
The plastic zip tie?
Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - FP

The WC.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - unthrottled

That's a terrible invention! 2 gallons of potable water to flush away...well you know. It's the SUV of sanitation.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Vitesse6

The lever - without that nothing else works!

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - JOGON

Full Anaesthetic, Gillette Blue 2

Edited by Jog-on on 21/07/2011 at 17:31

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Bobbin Threadbare

The wheel. Or we wouldn't be having this discussion at all....

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Pug Eyed

Moist toilet wipes

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - FP

Moist toilet wipes often block sewerage systems.

I had to call out Dyno-Rod (on a Sunday, which is expensive). After the guy had sorted things out he said, "Don't flush wipes down the loo." "But it says on the packet they are flushable." "Doesn't matter what it says. Try this experiment: put a piece of ordinary toilet tissue in a glass of water. In a few hours it will have dissolved. Now do the same with a wipe. It won't dissolve. Human waste and toilet tissue go down the loo - nothing else."

Edited by FocalPoint on 24/07/2011 at 13:55

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - sobermonkey

The Hot Water and Fast Food

Edited by Avant on 27/07/2011 at 21:08

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Dutchie
A nice bed to sleep in or was it woman?
Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - ivantheboss

I think it was Beer

Edited by Avant on 27/08/2011 at 17:30

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - NARU

I'd say steel - the jump from iron to steel made so many other things possible

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - davmal
Chardonnay.

Helping boring blokes get laid for years.
Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - piston power

A gag for a woman.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - unthrottled

Thoughts Bobbin?

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Bobbin Threadbare

If piston power wishes for silence from the women in his life, far be it from me to object. Just so long as he doesn't mind them communicating in various (potentially impolite) hand gestures when he asks them to iron his shirts or make his tea.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - expatsFL

steam engine

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - davmal
Recip or turbine?
Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - piston power

A Vibrator play with that while the telly is on.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - HF

Surely a woman invented that?

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - piston power

No it was a man so he could watch Top Gear in peace. :-)

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - HF

Hahaha my second laugh of this long and lonely evening :D.

Then it's got to be the cut-throat razor. Women can leave you guys watching top gear, but take away with them the only bit that really matters :D

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - jamie745

In my experience, you give a woman a vibrator and it results in anything but peace and quiet.

;)

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - HF

Oh yeah? and your experience being...? A few fumbles in the hayloft?

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - jamie745

Why is it being an East Anglian boy i cannot escape jokes about sex in barns?!?!!?

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - HF

didnt know where u came from but it's true isn't it? The boy can get away from the east anglian but the east anglian can never get away from the boy. Or something like that.

For me its whelk stalls and bow bells.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - focussed

What's the matter with all you people-nobody has posted up with it yet!

THE PUB!

Of course!

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Bobbin Threadbare

Goodness, you're right. It's a good job you're focussed on the important matters ;-P

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - HF

So, what's WOMAN's best invention then? I've just designed a map that leaves out all of Anglia, does that count?

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Bobbin Threadbare

Ten out of ten to that lass HF!!!

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - malteser

You mean "baaaans"?

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - malteser

Rampant Rabbit?

Saves a lots of effort!

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - jamie745

A lass appreciates effort though. And a man who can cook.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - HF

goodness i hate to agree

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - Sofa Spud

Man's Best Ever Invention Was...

The cat litter tray.

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - jim k
Has to be stockings and suspenders
Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - kelvinsystem

Air conditioners

Man's Best Ever Invention Was... - harryletterman

Fire :D