The correct term is "Holiday Chicken". You know... you get given a beaten up Focus estate as a hire car at some grim island in the med on a "return empty" policy. Suspense is added due to the impeding missing of the flight should you actually run out of fuel.
I have to agree with the Focus. I once drove one for a full (or should that be empty?) hour with the orange light shining in my face. About 15 minutes from the airport traffic started to build and I had to pull out every possible measure from the armoury... Aircon compressor OFF, Fans OFF, windows tightly closed for extra aerodynamic ability, highest possible gear, and pretending that the accelerator pedal was on fire.
We arrived to the car hire drop off without incident... needle buried hard in "E", somewhat sweaty from the lopping of the non-critical loads...
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