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Motoring Joke - Tom Shaw
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, dogbreath, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked n***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket for a cracked windshield. This
went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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