I predict the following occurrences shortly after DRLs become mandatory:
Increased rear end collisions as drivers forget to switch "proper" headlights on at night time - and even for those "blessed" with automatic lights-on, the darn things don't work in fog, so we're back to square one.
Hurried retro-fitting of DRLs to keep up with the Joneses, now that lack-of-DRLs is a truer indicator of a car's age than the (now personalised) number plate.
An initial dip in accidents eventually levels off as all roads become a sea of DRLs and drivers once again have accidents of the "looked, but didn't see" category. (Imagine all vehicles were painted with ambulance-style battenberg markings!)
The roads get swamped with tasteless and stupidly-designed DRL bling. While factory-fitted DRLs go off when normal lights are switched on, most boy racers will ignore this and wire them to stay on permanently, perhaps even with the car parked. Flat batteries all round, probably a blessing for the rest of us.
Further down the evolutionary scale, some morons will try to clever things with foglights, 250 W halogen add ons, strobe lights etc. DRLs will appear in radiator grilles, wheel arches and the ubiquitous HGV driver's model Christmas tree.
Final stage of DRL evolution: cars are festooned or even tattooed with DRLs spelling out "Wayne loves Shaz", "Millwall Forever" or "Limited Edition Turbo GTi 16v".
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