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Driving on UK canals. - henry k
Two held after frozen canal drive

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8454242.stm

Please do not try this at home ? :-((
Lucky it was an estate car?

The case has still to come to court.

Edited by henry k on 12/01/2010 at 17:56

Driving on UK canals. - Nsar
>>Please do not try this at home ?<<

Quite so, I've just had our moat cleaned.

Driving on UK canals. - Altea Ego
>>Please do not try this at home ?<<
Quite so I've just had our moat cleaned.


And it would damage my duck island.
Driving on UK canals. - FotheringtonThomas
The case has still to come to court.


Gosh! *Another satnav problem*! Hard to tell what's a road & what ain't this wevver..
Driving on UK canals. - Cliff Pope
Much as one admires the emergency services - selfless devotion to duty, thin blue heroes, public stupidity, picking up the pieces, poor pay, etc etc etc -Mr Plod can always be relied upon for a nice understatement of the thundering obvious.

I like the touch of adding a "Police - Accident" sign. Is that a warning to other canal users to slow down and be prepared to pull in :) if requested?


BTW, what precisely is the offence of "reckless behaviour" ? Could a banker or a politician be charged with it, or is it a hang over from the days of horse-drawn canal boats perhaps?
Driving on UK canals. - Jonathan {p}
There's nothing in the Highway Code about this!
Driving on UK canals. - b308
There's nothing in the Highway Code about this!


Bet they were exceeding the 4mph speed limit though...

And are submarines allowed in canals?
Driving on UK canals. - Brentus
depends how deep it is silly
Driving on UK canals. - FotheringtonThomas
BTW what precisely is the offence of "reckless behaviour" ?


Jock thing, isn't it?
Driving on UK canals. - grumpyscot
>>>> I like the touch of adding a "Police - Accident" sign. Is that a warning
to other canal users to slow down and be prepared to pull in :) if
requested?

>>

This section of the canal is quite heavily used by cyclists and walkers - it's part of the main canal system running from Glasgow via the Falkirk Wheel to Edinburgh. The police put the notices up as they are required to where an established foot path and cycle path exist.
Driving on UK canals. - barney100
Case still to come to court....have they put it on ice?
Driving on UK canals. - paul2007
The case is watertight & the fools will be locked up for LIFE, ie 1 day!!!
Driving on UK canals. - David Horn
I should think they could get them for polluting a waterway or something.
Driving on UK canals. - paul2007
on a serious note, i'm certain that when this incident was reported, rest assured the cops raced to the secene as well as the other emergency services. what if the 999 vehciles crashed and killed someone - these idiots should have then be charged with murder and not manslaughter imo. i'm certain these 2 did not think that far ahead. Thankfully these 2 weren't killed and nor was anyone else.
Driving on UK canals. - paul2007
Could they be done for endangering fish?
Driving on UK canals. - Sofa Spud
With recent floods, boats have often been used on roads. What if a boat disobeys a red traffic light during a flood?

I also wonder if the law has ever defined the maximum height at which speed limits on roads apply. If a low-flying light aeroplane follows the route of a motorway, flying at 120 mph, is it technically breaking the law?

Edited by Sofa Spud on 12/01/2010 at 19:30

Driving on UK canals. - Altea Ego
It would be technically breaking several aviation laws, such as flying below the legal minimum over built up areas, etc
Driving on UK canals. - paul2007
AE

Do you have a defo of 'low flying'?

reason i ask is that a few years ago we went to Alton Towers during the weekday with family that had come over from Chile - i clealry recall 2, world war type 2 plaves shooting over us as we were watch the kids on one of those death defying rides.

i had considered calling 999 but as i did not get their registration number, i did not bother.
Driving on UK canals. - diddy1234
Maybe they got their idea from watching Ice Road Truckers.....
Driving on UK canals. - bell boy
The first cut is the deepest
Driving on UK canals. - Sofa Spud
Quote:...."It would be technically breaking several aviation laws, such as flying below the legal minimum over built up areas, etc"" - I don't mean flying below the legal minimum - I suppose I mean flying at any height - if the plane's flying along the route of the road, is it technically subject to that road's speed limit? I know it's a very silly question, but it's a legal nicety that needs clarifying before someone drives a hovercraft along the M4 at 90 mph swerving from lane to lane!! Would a hovercraft be exempt from the limit as it is not in contact with the road surface but flying?

Edited by Sofa Spud on 12/01/2010 at 20:55

Driving on UK canals. - Altea Ego
Quote:...."It would be technically breaking several aviation laws such as flying below the legal minimum


well I did put my sat nav on once, on a flight from Heathrow to Glasgow. It was recording a speed of 550mph, the overspeed warning chimes came on, and the camera datyabse was in constant warning mode mode about speed cameras.

I didnt get a NIP tho. Pity i could have named Captain Julian Worthing Smythee (with two ees doncha know) C/O FlyBe PLC as the driver.

Edited by Altea Ego on 12/01/2010 at 21:32

Driving on UK canals. - Lygonos
i had considered calling 999 but as i did not get their registration number, i did not bother. <<


If this was meant for real then /facepalm.

If it's self-deprecating humour then Bravo! 10/10.

:-)
Driving on UK canals. - paul2007
hi

having v careflly studying the pic, i've reached a clear conclusion re what happened.


the 2 kids got confused and though they were on a C road. as they drove along they must have been chatting 'you got Great tyres on your car joeY.'

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY HIT A ICE POT HOLE & THE REST IS HISTORY

i'd get them to sue the the local coucil for not griting the canal

Edited by paul2007 on 12/01/2010 at 20:58

Driving on UK canals. - Lygonos
Nah... obviously they put the new tyres on the front, otherwise they'd have been fine ;-)
Driving on UK canals. - idle_chatterer
Surely they must be candidates for a Darwin award ? tinyurl.com/6hns

Although I think you need to perish (thus removing yourself from the gene pool) in order to qualify.......
Driving on UK canals. - Mick Snutz
perhaps we need to add the car to HJ's list of vehicles to save from scrappage?


(i'll get me coat)
Driving on UK canals. - Nsar
Lock 'em up.

Lock....canal...lock 'em up see?

Oh never mind.
Driving on UK canals. - Altea Ego
that one sunk without trace
Driving on UK canals. - BobbyG
I know this stretch of canal, ironically its not far from that part that a man has gone missing, hasn't been seen for a week when he left to walk along the canal in the bad weather to go to his work.

I think these two examples of what police resources in this area will be used for are at opposite extremes and so annoying to see pranksters do this sort of thing. I assume police would need to check the car to make sure no one else in it, so that will have involved an underwater squad being taken away from other uses.

On a much less serious note, but probably more relevant for the driver concerned, if he had managed to drive down the canal and back of it, it would have been a story that would be told in the pubs for years to come!!
Driving on UK canals. - DP
Do you have a defo of 'low flying'?


With obvious exceptions (take off, landing, emergency etc), an aircraft cannot be flown closer than 500 ft to any person, vessel or structure, unless advance written permission is obtained by the CAA.

This is increased to 1,000 ft for densely populated / urban areas or large gatherings of people. The basic idea is that in the event of an engine failure, the aircraft has sufficient altitude to clear the danger area.

In all cases, the CAA can (and do) give special permission for things like events, air shows and so on. It's highly possible the planes you saw had permission to do what they were doing. The CAA don't mess around when violations occur, and license loss is a highly probable outcome for deliberate, unsanctioned low flying, so most pilots won't risk it.

I will never forget the Goodwood Festival of Speed a few years ago when a Virgin Atlantic Airbus A340 did a fly past at, what I would guess to be no more than 200ft, then throttled up and climbed out at a ridiculous angle. Got a huge cheer from the crowd.
Driving on UK canals. - Marlinowner
I've always thought the 406 was an old barge...
Driving on UK canals. - Kevin
>I've always thought the 406 was an old barge...

Winner!
Driving on UK canals. - Altea Ego
I've always thought the 406 was an old barge...


Lock the thread, turn out the lights, go to bed. Thats the punchline.
Driving on UK canals. - Marlinowner
On ice you quite often find yourself going from lock to lock...
Driving on UK canals. - Bilboman
Try it again, but gently.. don't want to flood the engine.
Driving on UK canals. - Dave_TD
flood the engine


Dip the headlights?

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Driving on UK canals. - Alby Back
Was it stupid ? Yes but it had to be worth a punt.....
Driving on UK canals. - Martin Devon
Missed their Perch.
Driving on UK canals. - Avant
He is a company car driver under instruction to liquidate assets.