`ere in France - motoring under ze conkers

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Fri 14 Aug 2009 19:07
`ere in France - motoring under ze conkers - Enteratu Moteurs
Cars service today - none!

Pierre our head mechanic is suspended for letting his great great Grandaughter change the oil on his motor - eze only an 11 year old girl -- sacre bleu!
Further more `e as failed in ze risk assessment of `developing conkers`. These are located in a tree across the road from our garage and we are fearful in ze anglo forum (thank you) way of them hitting us like ze doodlebug or bullet.

Pierre should have known better and will now wear his wartime helmet when crossing the road to work on ze small British Unmentionable - with ze snail shape - rust scab and seized in pluggies.

Goodnight

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Fri 14 Aug 2009 19:44
`ere in France - motoring under ze conkers - old crocks
Bon soir Gasper,

You say Pierre is suspended. I hope he is not suspended from the conker tree. That will tend to put off customers, whatever car they drive.
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Fri 14 Aug 2009 20:06
`ere in France - motoring under ze conkers - Alby Back
Gud Moaning, I was just..........past your door......
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Sun 16 Aug 2009 11:59
`ere in France - motoring under ze conkers - bell boy
Dont be late in the morning lots to do including a nice little 16valve clio with a water pump leak
a pewgeot with a bad earth somewhere and an aixam is coming in in the for a new dmf

sleep tight toodle pips................
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Sun 16 Aug 2009 12:42
`ere in France - motoring under ze conkers - mike hannon
Ze elf an safety he not exist the same in la belle France. Thanks to your god. ;-)
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Sun 16 Aug 2009 12:55
`ere in France - motoring under ze conkers - Enteratu Moteurs
Pierre is now in ze Bastille for 5 days - following ze last nights (deleted) posting on ze forum of ze oil change practices ,`er in our Garage..
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