Cars serviced today in France

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Sun 26 Jul 2009 22:21
Cars serviced today in France - Enteratu Moteurs
Today we serviced a Half Track for a nearby Museum and noted that grease in the hubs was still valid from 1939.

2) `Auntie Ethel` called in with a Ford KA - giant rust scab ground off its nose with the grinder.

3) Toyota Yaris - fitted new badge as existing deteriorated by saliva and excess polishing

4) Honda ? Pierre our mechanic took the camshafts and 8 plugs out and played tiddlywinks with the shims until it was quiet.

5) Rover (BL) came along the approach to the garage with that familiar tapping sound - like a donkeys hoof rapping on the roof...... we all ran out and formed a defence to entry line across the entrance - knowing it was another of those factory installed nuts dangling on a string in a box member.

We are also applying for an `X` certificate to keep us out of the silly thread

Goodnight.
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Sun 26 Jul 2009 22:59
Cars serviced today in France - bell boy
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