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Thanks for the warning - borasport20
professionally signwritten on the back of a Citroen C4 this afternoon -

"Keep Well Back"

"Harsh Unpredictable Braking"

speaks volumes to me ;-)

We would all, I assume, give the gent in question more than enough room, but assuming someone were to rear-end him and claim he had braked harshly and unpredictably, whats the likely outcome.

I wonder what his insurance companies attitude to his signwriting might be ?

Thanks for the warning - Mr X
A message like this should see the vehicle stopped and the driver done for driving without due care.
Thanks for the warning - Lud
What might the basis be for that charge, X, assuming the car was being driven competently and with due care?

I am thinking hard. Would 'Uttering a fraudulent document - namely a motor vehicle - claiming that the said vehicle was liable to be badly driven, and thus causing alarm and distress to members of the public for no good reason' be all right? Or would 'Causing a civilian vehicle to slander itself' seem more amusing?
Thanks for the warning - Screwloose

As I've said before:-

"Danger - Explosives" written on the back works much better.

[The irony is that vehicles that are really carrying five tons of gelignite aren't allowed to even have the company name on the side, let alone a Haschem board.]
Thanks for the warning - gordonbennet
In a previous life i used to drive a truck with yellow radioactive warning labels, obviously travelling to the North West coast.

It was never any trouble to find in a truck park as it was usually on its own..;)

I like the chaps warning sign on the C4, some here have no sense of humour.
Thanks for the warning - Manatee
He's probably sick to death of being tailgated. Or perhaps he's still getting used to the Citroen 'brake switch' - do they still fit those?
Thanks for the warning - welshlad
maybe its some sort of escort vehicle we used to have simular signs on our landrovers when we escorted tanks from one base to another on the road.....that said though they should really remove the sign if they are not actually escorting at the time
Thanks for the warning - rtj70
I'd think this a bit of a joke and an attempt to keep drivers a safe distance away. Reminds me of how a friend at Uni stopped his food being stolen from the fridge in halls - his dad ran a pig farm so he "borrowed" a label saying "boar sem*n" (sorry swear filter) and stuck it to a plastic container. The problem went away.

Thanks for the warning - bathtub tom
Could it have been a driving school car with th 'L' plates removed?

What! I hear you say. A C4. Improbable, but possible.
Thanks for the warning - Alby Back
I think you are right Tom. Learner car with the plates off. I believe it is a requirement to remove them if the car is being driven by a qualified driver. Although I imagine that is often ignored in the realities of a busy instructors day. Might be wrong.
Thanks for the warning - captain chaos
Ooer....does this apply to a private car if you're teaching someone to drive? The reason I ask is I'm teaching my stepson to drive (in his own car) but if I drive it on my own could I be in trouble if I don't remove the L plates (my daily commute includes motorway driving). They're the self-adhesive type, if they were the magnetic ones it wouldn't be much of a problem
Thanks for the warning - deepwith
Yes, you should remove them - I got ticked off by the Instructor when he collected his pupil - he had noticed me driving with the plates up without the learner on board!
Thanks for the warning - Alby Back
I think it probably is, but I don't suppose it's seen as a hanging offence !

;-)
Thanks for the warning - captain chaos
The hanging doesn't bother me too much, it's the drawing and quartering that hurts ;-)
Thanks for the warning - rtj70
After passing my test with BSM many years ago I had a motorway lesson. The instructor made a big thing about showing L plates on the motorway (it's illegal). The whole roof mounted BSM sign had to come off and go in the boot.

Driving between lessons he kept it on but on the motorway it had to go.

I think the L plates have to come off whenever the driver is not a learner though. But on motorways you're more likely to be stopped for fairly obvious reasons.
Thanks for the warning - Manatee
>>I think it probably is, but I don't suppose it's seen as a hanging offence !

No, but I'm sure "they" could rustle up 3 points and a £60 fine if they stopped to think about it!

Edited by Manatee on 30/11/2008 at 22:36

Thanks for the warning - bathtub tom
I think the reason for the BSM instructor removing the roof mounted sign on a motorway was more to do with the likelyhood of it being blown off at motorway speeds than anything else.
Thanks for the warning - rtj70
Bathtub Tom, you could be right ;-) It was only held on with magnets.

Having said that I have heard of learner drivers accidentally starting to drive on to a motorway and seen by a police car. They force the instructor to drive to the next junction. But yeh the sign would have probably flown off at 70mph.

Still illegal to drive on a motorway with L plates - I think. Someone like Westpig would know.
Thanks for the warning - captain chaos

No but I'm sure "they" could rustle up 3 points and a £60 fine if
they stopped to think about it!

Aye, you can't beat the good old " sledgehammer to crack a nut " approach