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Mimsing or driving economically? - L'escargot
Some drivers seem to be getting very ambivalent these days. On the one hand they complain about other drivers driving slowly, but on the other hand they're obsessed with driving economically themselves.

Make your minds up what you want!

Edited by L'escargot on 27/10/2008 at 08:05

Mimsing or driving economically? - Cliff Pope
I don't think driving slowly is the same thing as driving economically.
Economical driving means reading the road ahead and trying to anticipate circumstances so that you do the minimum of unnecessary acceleration braking and gear changing. That may sometimes mean approaching traffic lights or the back of a queue quite slowly, but it could equally mean speeding up so as to shoot a hill in a more economical gear.
I don't believe men in hats doing a steady 40 mph regardless of the circumstances get the best fuel economy, but neither will someone who burns a lot of fuel to accelerate past them only to brake sharply when the lights change.
Mimsing or driving economically? - DP
I think you can drive for economy without 'mimsing'. I'm currently getting 36-37 mpg from a 2.0T Volvo S60 and I'm not aware that I'm holding anyone up. It's as much about anticipation, selection of the correct lane to ensure uninterrupted progress, and careful use of the throttle. If I need to accelerate quickly, I do so. If I get bored, I'll scrabble off the roundabout on the way home and red line it up through the gears until I feel better. It's a guideline, not a rule. Otherwise, I make sure I'm in the right gear (not necessarily the highest) and try to make smooth progress. The majority of time, the car is sitting on a motorway at 70-75 mph with a couple of mill of throttle input.

I have noticed though that the car doesn't like being driven gently all the time. A good workout every so often, as it got in the wee small hours of Sunday morning, makes it feel brilliant for a few weeks afterwards. Whether that's ECU adaptation, or an old fashioned build up of crud I don't know. I wonder if the odd thrashing repays with better economy afterwards, or whether I'm imagining things.

Whatever the outcome, my average economy (calculated brim to brim) is way better than I would expect from this car.

Cheers
DP
Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
I don't think driving slowly is the same thing as driving economically.


I am always saying this. Nothing more infuriating than being behind a line of mimsers who brake on a downhill straight bit of road followed by up-the-other-side, no hazards, road clear, just to maintain their conservative 48mph pace, and then labour up the other side, perhaps accelerating as they do so having realised far too late, as always, that they are going too slowly for the place.

The thing that is most annoying about all of that, and all the other things such people do, is that these waddling ninnies think they are being adult and responsible and driving economically. Not only are they not driving economically, they belong in a nursery.
Mimsing or driving economically? - valmiki
If only I had known that the middle lane on motorways is more economical to drive in than the other two - I would have saved a fortune ;-)
Mimsing or driving economically? - Saltrampen
Interesting article in last weeks Autoexpress about mpg myths...
Air con & windows open seem to be speed dependent - Low speed Air con is noticed, but not at high speed, windows - not much difference whether open or shut - But I assume at high speed it could be noticed more (no evidence given for long high speed driving).
Lights and roof racks - not noticed much.
Tyre pressure - little difference with low profile tyres at half pressure, normal tyres not tested.
Biggest factors noticed were Payload (passengers etc) and severity of acceleration / braking.


Mimsing or driving economically? - yorkiebar
Have to disagree with the tests then.

Little difference with roof rack? It makes a big difference! Try doing a lot of miles with a roof rack (empty) and see what it does to mpg.

Definitely noticeable!

Not read the article but I dont think the tests would have been sufficient. If 1 part is definitely wrong then it also infers the rest of the results arent accurate either ?
Mimsing or driving economically? - jbif
Have to disagree with the tests then. ... Not read the article


;-) In which case, it may be a good idea to read the article before condemning the results?

"We hired the experts from Millbrook, one of the world?s leading automotive research centres. ...
With the help of Neil Fulton, engineering manager of the Powertrain division, we devised a route ....
Our test team comprised senior Powertrain engineer Anthony Sale and senior technician Alan Johnson. Alan is one of Millbrook?s most experienced testers ... "


Edited by jbif on 27/10/2008 at 10:28

Mimsing or driving economically? - b308
Heres a link to it:

tinyurl.com/59ac72

I'd agree with the others - I can usually get within a few mpg of my cars combined figures in normal day to day driving - but as those who travel with me will tell you i don't hang about - its all about anticipation as they say!
Mimsing or driving economically? - Saltrampen
Re Roof racks
The article claims something along the lines that modern roof-racks with their modern streamlined shape do not create significant effects on mpg.
Obviously there will be an effect from the extra weight carried, but I guess most carry less than 40 - 50 kg in a roof rack.
An old style roof rack where stuff is just tied on was not tested.
I'd thought it would depend on the change in the coefficient of drag - if you have a car that has a very low Cd then a modern roof rack may make a difference, if you have a big box maybe not. The test did not comment on whether there are variations in mpg due to the different modern roof rack designs.
Unfortunately the tests do not cover all circumstances, but at least show in one circumstance it is possible not to get a big increase in mpg with a roof rack.
Mimsing or driving economically? - BazzaBear {P}
Another person misunderstanding the term 'mimsing'. It is much more than driving slowly. It's much more about lack of consideration or awareness - hence a mimser can often be spotted moving from a NSL to a 30 zone and continuing at the 40mph they were doing.
Mimsing or driving economically? - yorkiebar
;-) In which case, it may be a good idea to read the article before condemning the results?


Maybe jbif? or maybe my own tests suggest its not worth my time reading it? :)
Mimsing or driving economically? - jbif
or maybe my own tests suggest its not worth my time reading it? :)


In which case I shall bow to your superior knowledge.

Edited by jbif on 27/10/2008 at 10:36

Mimsing or driving economically? - L'escargot
Another person misunderstanding the term 'mimsing'.


Well, my excuse is that it's not a very well documented expression. I've carried out several internet searches for mimser using various search engines, and the only relevant references to it I can find are here in HJ's Back Room.

Edited by L'escargot on 27/10/2008 at 10:59

Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
I've carried out
several internet searches for mimser using various search engines and the only relevant references to
it I can find are here in HJ's Back Room.


Isn't this the internet gastropod? The meaning of this slang word has been examined here at length. Some people disapprove of it because they think it is 'judgemental' about careful drivers, despite the many assurances given to the contrary by those who think it a useful shorthand term for this sort of discussion.
Mimsing or driving economically? - stunorthants26
I think the problem is, one never really has any idea why a driver is driving how they are just by following them, so making judegments on it is rather dodgy.
I mean, Im against speeding as such, but if someone was rushing their child to hospital etc, I could well understand it.
In the same way, I would far rather the elderly retain their licenses and drive slow than loose their independance. They usually go so slow they are easy to pass.

The worst mimsers as far as I can tell, are middle aged - fully capable physically of driving well, but clearly dont have the slightest hint of ability at it.

Also, I think should be included, are those with the big 4x4's who simply cant handle them - seem to be a lot of these about and because they spend so much time messing around not parking their stupidly big car, they hold everyone up.
I sat and watched this woman in out local carpark try 6 separate times to park her Audi Q7 and fail each time - with a queue of 8 cars waiting getting rather annoyed.

I dont drive fast, but I dont get in anyones way on purpose either - if I have someone behind me who wants to overtake I tend to ease off down the straights so they can pass ( though strangely they often dont - perhaps a speeding mimser? ).
If you have a low-powered car, they often loose speed on hills, which from behind may look like mimsing, but it is infact just the same as when a lorry cant maintain its speed in the same situation.

And I do get great economy from driving slow and since Im rarely in a hurry to get anywhere, getting there quicker is irrelevant. To be honest though, there are so few stretches where i live that you can drive legally above 50, its not often you will technically be holding anyone up.
Mimsing or driving economically? - davmal
>>I think the problem is, one never really has any idea why a driver is driving how they are just by following them, so making judegments on it is rather dodgy.

Tut tut. Thinking like this will deprive many contributors to this site of important exercise, such as rushing to judge, jumping to conclusions and leaping to the moral high ground.

Sometimes I drive more slowly than is permitted, often I walk rather than run, I have even slowed down to let my kids get a better look at the alpacas in the field. If my going slowly makes you late, try leaving a little earlier.







Mimsing or driving economically? - BazzaBear {P}
>>I think the problem is one never really has any idea why a driver is
driving how they are just by following them so making judegments on it is rather
dodgy.
Tut tut. Thinking like this will deprive many contributors to this site of important exercise
such as rushing to judge jumping to conclusions and leaping to the moral high ground.



Who is judging, jumping to conclusions and taking the moral highground? The people on here who regularly use the expression have already stated that 'driving slowly' is not their definition of the term.

Perhaps if you find those traits as objectionable as your post suggests, you should consider apologising to those you've committed them against?
Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
Heh heh BB... I must say I too sometimes think, reading between the lines, that some post has come from a militant mimser of the worst type...
Mimsing or driving economically? - BazzaBear {P}
I love the word mimse. I'm not sure that I've ever used it myself, but it is delightful - almost onomatopoeic, were that possible in the circumstances.

There should be a word which means "the use of words that seem to imitate the sounds they refer to, were the thing they refer to to actually be a sound, or have a sound associated with them".

The very feel of the word mimser, rolled around the mouth - you can see the person dithering in your minds eye, mounting pavements on sharp left handers in towns, parking exactly 3/4 of a cars length from the next car when parallel parking, failing to switch their lights on when it's so dark they're a barely perceptible shadow on the road, sitting behind a tractor on an A-road inches away from it and halfway across the white line, but making no attempt to overtake it when the road is clear for miles ahead, doing 40 in a NSL but then not decellerating at all when they go into a town. Mimsing.
Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
Quite BB. It's why at age 13 I understood immediately what it meant to a driver, and loved it on sight. Mimsers and people so hopelessly liberal that they think people have a moral right to mimse detest and fear it for the same reason.

:o}
Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
It is a sad fact though that there are more and more mimsers, whose behaviour is encouraged by legislators hostile to the automobile and indifferent to our psychic well-being, and the pace and rhythm (or in this case, arrhythmia) of traffic is often effectively set by them. In dense traffic it only takes one or two to screw things up definitively for miles.

In the much emptier roads, and more technically proficient motoring population, of the fifties mimsers were thinner on the ground and were less dominant. I doubt if WB of Motor Sport, a keen driver of usually quite modest cars back in those days, expected the carphounds to take over.
Mimsing or driving economically? - L'escargot
It's why at age 13 I understood immediately what it meant to a
driver ....


Had the word even been coined when you were 13, Lud?
;-)
Mimsing or driving economically? - davmal

>>Perhaps if you find those traits as objectionable as your post suggests, you should consider apologising to those you've committed them against?

I never said that I find these traits objectionable (that is just someone jumping to a conclusion). These traits are what adds colour and depth to these fora.


>>The people on here who regularly use the expression have already stated that 'driving slowly' is not their definition of the term.

You have judged that only people who use the the term regularly enough should have an opinion on its meaning, even though there does not seem to be a universal concurrence on the definition


As for your ordering me to consider apologising, well, that could only come from the moral highground.

Why should I apologise for an opinion?

Why should I apologise to people who bear these traits?




Mimsing or driving economically? - BazzaBear {P}
Right, your post indicated no criticism.

Since Lud is entirely responsible for bringing the word top this forum, who better to define the word?
For that matter, as the people using the word are being judged for doing so, surely their own definition of the word is more relevant than any others? Otherwise you are (as is indeed the case) judging them for saying something which they did not in fact say.

And the 'order' (although I thought it a request), was not from a moral highground, so much as an ironic standpoint. You judged others (and wrongly) for something which you were very much guilty of in the very act of judging.
There you go Alanis, a much better example than that weird spoon/knife thing.

Basically my only point is that you have jumped in to complain about people who judge others merely for driving more slowly than they wish to - when in fact that had not even happened.
Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
I dont drive fast but I dont get in anyones way on purpose either -
if I have someone behind me who wants to overtake I tend to ease off
down the straights so they can pass ( though strangely they often dont - perhaps
a speeding mimser? ).
If you have a low-powered car they often loose speed on hills which from behind
may look like mimsing


No one would think that was a mimser's post stu. And I agree that there are fast mimsers, more and more of them, and very lethal they can be too.

It is when you are driving low-powered cars that the obstruction caused by mimsers hurts most. I speak as a long-term driver of two-cylinder Citroens and Skoda Estelles. These vehicles, driven with brio and a decently heavy right foot, can give quite an amusing account of themselves and surprise other traffic by sailing past it uphill. But not when they are baulked during their flat-out rush up the foot of the hill by some utter wally waddling into their path in a modern vehicle with four times the power.

Why does everyone suppose I am down on mimsers? Because they have made my life a misery on many occasions without having the faintest idea that they are incompetent selfish twozzers, that's why.
Mimsing or driving economically? - BazzaBear {P}
I've just been reminded of the most mimsish bit of mimsing I've ever been the victim of.

I was at an Alfa meet at Stanford Hall, and the weather was atrocious, leaving the field where everyone was parked an utter muddy mess. I had carefully planned my method and route to get from the slippy grass on to the tarmac path, using a large run up of mostly virgin field to allow hyself to gain a decent amount of momentum, which would carry me across the 10 foot or so of gripless mud either side of the road way.

Was carrying this out to perfection when a bumbling fool in a Brera mimsed across my path meaning I had to abort, and coming very close to leaving me stuck in the mud. They were nowhere near causing a collision, but the absolute lack of attention to anything around them was breath-taking (and not a little displeasing, since it then took me a further 3 attempts to get out of the mud)
Mimsing or driving economically? - Cliff Pope
I think the word is mimsying actually.
I have found an example of its use (in a rival newspaper, so I can't link it) from 2002, and another, with an apparently slightly different meaning, from 1997.
But I agree it appears to be the HJ Forum that has given the word to the world at large.

JK Rolling gives it a suggested sense of pathetic complaint in Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porkington, perhaps by association with the old word "mince".
Mimsing or driving economically? - L'escargot
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Edited by L'escargot on 27/10/2008 at 13:09

Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
it appears to be the HJ Forum that has given the word
to the world at large.


As far as I know it is I who have the dubious distinction of introducing this word here. But it isn't my word. It is one I learned in the fifties, used in the same meaning (slow, unaware, bad, obstructive driver, NOT good, careful, law-abiding one) by William Boddy, editor of Motor Sport. Just a few days ago I posted a thread about its etymology. Perhaps it was the word 'etymology' in the title that put people off looking at it.

Mimsing or driving economically? - tyro
As far as I know it is I who have the dubious distinction of introducing
this word here.


A forum search reveals that the first use in the Backroom was by Stuart B on 13th July 2001.

The second use was by Alex L. Dick. on 3rd August 2001.

The first use by Lud was on 24th January 2006.
Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
Thanks tyro. That has put me in my place. To excuse my vainglory in this matter, I wasn't here in those days.

Why is it that whenever I do forum searches I can't find what I know is there?

Could it be that my heart is in the mechanical, pre-electronic era?
Mimsying or driving economically? - L'escargot
I think the word is mimsying actually.


Now you're talking! If only people used the right word. Plenty of hits when I searched for mimsying.
Mimsying or driving economically? - Lud
>> I think the word is mimsying actually.


It isn't. But please yourself.
Mimsying or driving economically? - Cliff Pope
>> >> I think the word is mimsying actually.
>>
>>
It isn't. But please yourself.


The verb is surely to mimsey, not to mimse? Or maybe either?
Perhaps BBC radio 4 Word of Mouth should have a look at this one. I'm intrigued by the idea that Lud is the only person who can remember its use 50 years ago, and perhaps has singlehandedly carried it on into the present century.
Mimsying or driving economically? - L'escargot
>> >> I think the word is mimsying actually.
It isn't. But please yourself.


Supporters of mimsying .............. tinyurl.com/5dltub
Supporter of mimsing ............... Lud

Edited by L'escargot on 27/10/2008 at 15:17

Mimsying or driving economically? - Group B
Supporters of mimsying .............. tinyurl.com/5dltub
Supporter of mimsing ............... Lud


I did that same search L'escargot. Had a brief look and although some of the characteristics appear suitable, none of the hits for 'mimsying' appear to refer to motoring.

Mimsying mimsy or a mimsing mimser? Two seperate words? Could the latter be a derivation purely for use in a motoring context?

;o)
Mimsing or driving economically? - L'escargot
>> several internet searches for mimser using various search engines and the only relevant references
to
>> it I can find are here in HJ's Back Room.
>>
Isn't this the internet gastropod?


Sorry for my imprecise use of words. I should have said that the only relevant hits I got were links to Back Room threads/posts.
Mimsing or driving economically? - b308
Oh Boy, what a discussion!



Has anyone checked the Oxford English Dictionary yet?
Mimsing or driving economically? - darnsarf
The Urban Dictionary has a very interesting definition of Mimsy, suffice to say I would get modded to death if I repeated it here..
8^)
Mimsing or driving economically? - Dynamic Dave
Has anyone checked the Oxford English Dictionary yet?


Have certain people forgotten that this is a motoring forum?

DD.
Mimsing or driving economically? - b308
On on the credit crunch thread, yes its seems they have... at least this one's motoring related! ;)
Mimsing or driving economically? - adverse camber
Obviously, the answer is that you are mimsing while the rest of us are driving economically.

HTH
Mimsing or driving economically? - Kiwi Gary
From a purely technical viewpoint, driving slowly and driving economically do not necessarily correlate, despite the howlings of the chattering classes. I mentioned in another thread some time ago a personal trial that I did on my 3.8 litre Ford in Australia whilst posted to an outback location. Nearest civilisation 250 miles away on low-traffic-density roads. Using cruise control to prevent any right-hoof bias, I did the run at 60 and 70 mph, tank brimmed each time. The 70 mph run was definitely more economical in fuel use because the engine was running closer to its best efficiency point.

That said, I have to agree that driving behaviour has the greatest effect, but maximum economy would come from the combination of good driving and keeping the engine near best efficiency point. I wonder how many drivers have even the faintest idea where their vehicle's best efficiency point is.
Mimsing or driving economically? - ijws15
Probably a derivation of "mimsey"

OED Definition - Trim, prudish, contemptible.

Mimsing or driving economically? - L'escargot
Now that I've been told in no uncertain manner what it means, I'm going out for a mimse just to see what it feels like.
;-)
Mimsing or driving economically? - BazzaBear {P}
Sorry if my post was the one that came across as 'no uncertain terms' Mr Snail, I certainly didn't mean it that way - was trying to be supportive of the fact that you're not a mimser if anything.

For the purposes of deliberate mimsing, I believe that keeping your mirrors adjusted to only be useful for parking is of help!
Mimsing or driving economically? - L'escargot
Relax BB. It was just a joke. Barely just, apparently ;-)
Mimsing or driving economically? - Lud
Perhaps, as competent drivers who can turn our hand to anything, we could organise a satirical BR mimsers' rally some summer weekend?

It would be important to choose a location already rich in the species, so that we could outmimse them and show the carphounds how it's really done. Two that spring to mind are St John's Wood and much of Surrey. The advantage of St John's Wood is that the mimsers there are rich and have nice cars. So bangernomicists could have a field day threatening their paint and offending their (admittedly very vague) gaze with filthy rusty cheapo jalopies like mine.