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Birds! - malteser
What's with all these feathered friends as punning headlines to H.J.'s column in today's D.T?
Birds! - Alby Back
Just a "flight of fancy" I should think.
Or maybe he's just sold a car to Bill Oddie.
Or perhaps he's been rummaging about in the undergrowth with Kate Humble......and who could blame him ?
Maybe he is Bill Oddie.

;-)