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Have a guess how much - MVP
The bank that I work for has an on-line noticeboard with items for sale.

I often have a look at cars for sale for a laugh - the prices some people ask are truely ridiculous.

Ford Focus 1.6 automatic
MOT -October 2008, taxed till October 2008.
Model: Ford Focus 1.6
Automatic
Mileage: 65000
Year: 2001
Colour: Dark RED
Doors: 5

Have a guess how much someone wants for this
Have a guess how much - Robert J.
Go on then. 3.5K
Have a guess how much - bhoy wonder
I will say 4200.
Have a guess how much - cheddar
Assuming it is ridiculously high, £7k ?
Have a guess how much - Dynamic Dave
£4,700

Edited by Dynamic Dave on 20/02/2008 at 13:54

Have a guess how much - MichaelR
It can't be as good as some of these gems which I've just pulled from a Ford dealer in Hampshires website. I know dealer cars are expensive but some of these are just hilarious.

2005/05 Ford Mondeo 2.0 Ghia hatch, 22k milles: £12495

2001/Y Ford Mondeo Mk2 2.0 Zetec hatch, 47k miles: £4995
2000/X Ford Mondeo Mk2 2.0 Ghia hatch, 43k miles, £4795

Yes - thats Mk2 Mondeos for near 5 grand. Moving on..

2000/W Ford Fiesta 1.25 Ghia: £4295
2007/07 Ford Fiesta 1.6 Ghia: £12000

2003/03 Ford Ka Lux 1.3 24k: £5995 (How much are these new from a broker?)

These guys have been using comedy pricing for years. It makes me wonder why anyone would buy from them?
Have a guess how much - midlifecrisis
I was looking in a Ford Dealer las night and had the same experience. £11000 for a 55 reg Focus. £8000 for an 06 Fiesta. Do they ever sell these?
Have a guess how much - oldnotbold
It's worth around £3,250, so I'll say £6,500....
Have a guess how much - cheddar
>>2001/Y Ford Mondeo Mk2 2.0 Zetec hatch, 47k miles: £4995
2000/X Ford Mondeo Mk2 2.0 Ghia hatch, 43k miles, £4795>>

Perhaps the website has not been updated in a couple of years.
Have a guess how much - MichaelR
>>2001/Y Ford Mondeo Mk2 2.0 Zetec hatch 47k miles: £4995
2000/X Ford Mondeo Mk2 2.0 Ghia hatch 43k miles £4795>>
Perhaps the website has not been updated in a couple of years.


Nope - it's up to date. They even proudly display these prices in the local press.
Have a guess how much - Stuartli
Perhaps they offer PX prices to match?...:-)
Have a guess how much - cheddar
Theyy must mean Mk III.
Have a guess how much - MVP
Dynamic Dave wins the prize £4,700!

Here's another (sounds a stupid price to me, but stand to be corrected

Mini Cooper S (R56)

57 Plate (Oct 07). Astro black with full black punch leather, John Cooper Works body kit & 18" John Cooper Works rare black alloys.

Absolutely stunning car & performance - 175bhp with 149g CO2 & 30mpg urban driving.

3,000 miles. Service not due until 20,000 miles, 5--year servicing paid for (TLC).

Every option, including;
Big list

Fast sale wanted, hence £**,***
Have a guess how much - midlifecrisis
I'd put that somewhere around £20'000. (And no, I wouldn't pay it)
Have a guess how much - Chad.R
OK, I'll play.

Let's say £21,999 for the Mini?

Edited by Chad.R on 20/02/2008 at 15:58

Have a guess how much - Chad.R
Had to edit that when I realised I was too close to the RRP ! ;-)
Have a guess how much - Dynamic Dave
Dynamic Dave wins the prize £4 700!


Confession time. I cheated and used google. After copying / pasting part of the text in your post, the first hit took me to:-
www.gumtree.com/london/26/20146326.html

;o)
Have a guess how much - MichaelR
They don't - the pictures are on the site. They are Mk2's.

I'd post a link but I think it counts as naming and shaming. They are based on Hayling Island in Portsmouth...
Have a guess how much - stackman
Well, that would explain it, you can't expect them to be as cheap as somewhere on the mainland ! ;-)
Have a guess how much - Mapmaker
I don't see what there is that's shaming. You are stating a fact which is easily available from their website.
Have a guess how much - nick1975
the focus is a listed in the ad as a 2003 not 2001?

still too much
Have a guess how much - Dynamic Dave
the focus is a listed in the ad as a 2003 not 2001?


Well spotted. Everything else matched though, so either MVP or Alice had a typo accident.
Have a guess how much - nick1975
i suspect MVP just did 'copy paste' from his intranet.

I bet its the same car, just an error on the intranet ad.

Have a guess how much - DP
Re the Mk2 Mondeos - someone will go in there with an old banger worth £500 on a good day that needs work. They'll be offered £1500 for it and sold easy finance on the rest to get into a shiny low mileage car that probably drives like new, despite being £3k overpriced.

It's a proven business model that's worked for years. Someone will fall for it, they always do.

Cheers
DP
Have a guess how much - MVP
The Intranet addvert definately says 2001

BTW, the Mini is up for £24k

MVP

Edited by MVP on 21/02/2008 at 11:28

Have a guess how much - Dynamic Dave
The Intranet addvert definately says 2001


Is the person selling it also called Alice?
Have a guess how much - MVP
>> The Intranet addvert definately says 2001
Is the person selling it also called Alice?


Nope, guess not the same one
Have a guess how much - Dynamic Dave
Nope guess not the same one


So it was a total fluke that I got the price correct then. What are the chances of that happening?
Have a guess how much - Waino
So it was a total fluke that I got the price correct then. What are the chances of that happening?>>


Assuming you were working in the range of 3000 to 6000 ........ er, about 3000 to 1 :-)
Have a guess how much - jbif
So it was a total fluke that I got the price correct then


"Alice" gives her location as London "canada water". Isn't that where "banks" are located and is it where MVP's bank is located?
Quite likely that Alice is an alias used for the gumtree board.
I suspect that Alice has made a typo in her intranet advert. MVP could easily find out if he tried!
Have a guess how much - SuperBuyer
This one got me intrigued - Alice Clarke (linked by mobile number) is also trying to rent out a flat in Crawley, which looks quite pleasant!

Come on MVP, is there a mobile number on your intranet ad?
Have a guess how much - MVP
Canada Water is located somewhere between the City & Canary Warf, the bank is located in the City

Only an internal phone number I'm afraid, but the same person is trying to let a flat in Crawley

I didn't realise this board had so many budding Sherlock Holmes's :)

MVP

Edited by MVP on 21/02/2008 at 14:56

Have a guess how much - Ed V
All there on Google:

alice.clarke@.....com or call 0779 264 7... deleted by me1!