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toureg tows jumbo at Dunsfold - Stuartli
{Thread originally titled "Something to make TVM gasp..." but renamed to give a more meaningful and less vague title - DD}

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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold
Something to make TVM gasp... - PhilW
Why are they using a 747 to push TVM's broken down Tourvan?
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Something to make TVM gasp... - PhilW
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At 155 tonnes, a 747 is remarkably light for its size isn't it? Never pondered the weight of aircraft before - mind you, still don't understand how it gets off the ground.
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Something to make TVM gasp... - Lud
When the Touran winds up to 155mph the 747 becomes airborne, surely?

For a car carrying 7 tons of ballast the one in the photo looks quite perky, doesn't it?
Something to make TVM gasp... - Dalglish
When the Touran .....


the car in the linked article is a "Touareg V10 TDI " , not the "van" model that tvm owns.

Something to make TVM gasp... - PhilW
I think it's disgracefully irresponsible - the rig exceeds the Caravan Club's 85% maximum towing weight of 1356kg by some margin. The small minority of people who act like like this give us caravanners a very bad name. It wouldn't surprise me if that nasty man Clarkson had something to do with this.
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Something to make TVM gasp... - mare
. It wouldn't surprise me if
that nasty man Clarkson had something to do with this.
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Oh look, they did it at Dunsfold

Where TG is filmed.
Something to make TVM gasp... - mss1tw
What a lame article - no pics, no videos, not much detail. Shame.
Something to make TVM gasp... - Stuartli
My understanding of a 747 is that it weighs approximately 385 tonnes on takeoff with a full complement of crew, passengers, baggage and fuel load.
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Something to make TVM gasp... - Stuartli
NB

For Lud's interest, takeoff and landing speeds are around 200mph...:-)
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Something to make TVM gasp... - Lud
So perhaps the W12 Touareg is the one they need :o)
Something to make TVM gasp... - henry k
My understanding of a 747 is that it weighs approximately 385 tonnes on takeoff with a full complement of crew, passengers, baggage and fuel load.

And sometimes a little lighter on landing.

news.ottawaflyingclub.ca/_photos/747Landing.JPG

How accurate are you at steering?
img478.imageshack.us/img478/3302/landing26hk.jpg

(This was a one way trip.)
Something to make TVM gasp... - Stuartli
First link doesn't work - no authorisiation.

Just a little more to make TVM gasp..:-)

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Something to make TVM gasp... - Dalglish
..Just a little more to make TVM gasp..:-) ..

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i am sorry stuartli, but i just don't get it.
i just don't see why tvm should gasp at a touareg towing anything?
tvm does not have anything close to touareg.

and as for touaregs towing things, the one that i found iimpressive was the stunt last year ( i think) when they towed some massive logs of timber - which have no wheels under them.
Something to make TVM gasp... - Stuartli
Just a bit of gentle fun...:-)

For instance see:

www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?f=2&t=46...4
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Something to make TVM gasp... - Dalglish
Just a bit of gentle fun...:-)


my sense of humour must be failing me then. as i still do not see how a touran has anything do with a touareg.

to me it is like comparing, say, a ford focus to a ford explorer.

Something to make TVM gasp... - Stuartli
>>my sense of humour must be failing me then>>

TVM has not always had kindl words to say about VWs....:-)
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Something to make TVM gasp... - Micky
Standard gearing on the VW? I doubt it.

I wonder if my pushbike could pull a 747 with the right gearing?
Something to make TVM gasp... - mss1tw
Dogleash Dalglish why not just STFU up let TVM comment?
Something to make TVM gasp... - Dalglish
.. why not just STFU up let TVM comment? ..


ok, miss l toe . it is your pmt time? ;-)
Something to make TVM gasp... - mss1tw
Yes, yes it is.
Something to make TVM gasp... - Pugugly {P}
Well never mind people RF will be along in a minute and he can make hs own mind up.
Something to make TVM gasp... - Dalglish
Well never mind people RF will be along in a minute and he can make hs own mind up.


i am confident (hope!) sturatli does not mind my comments.

anyway, so rf has been having a jolly in wales with pugugly, has he?
i was beginning to wonder if he had gone to keep adam & the focus company.

Something to make TVM gasp... - Lud
Driving down to Nice for dinner with NowWheels in a Porsche GT3 I should think...
Something to make TVM gasp... - Pezzer
Maybe..... he's hiding over in Technical Matters :-)
Something to make TVM gasp... - mk124
Someone made a point that the stunt is not so amazing after all in another forum. In the Worlds Strongest Man contest they had a competition of who could pul an airoplane. The conclusion the original poster put across was that the car/SUV had as much pulling power as a big man from Iceland.......which reflects on the car very badly indeed.


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Torque means nothing without RPM
Something to make TVM gasp... - ajit
two thoughts

1: How did they rig 4 tons of ballast in the toureg
2: Cars beyond transport , nowadays are used to pull birds not plans
Something to make TVM gasp... - IanJohnson
4300kg of steel ballast!

So somewhere on the second hand market there will soon be a Toureg that has been loaded WAY above the 3100kg Gross vehicle weight - beware low milage Toureg demonstrators!

Wonder if VW will tell the buyer?
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - rustbucket
Here is a link to this stunt at Dusfold surrey

www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/203948/...l
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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - rustbucket
another photo

www1.airliners.net/open.file/1070481/M/
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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - borasport20
Dont want to disappoint you but

www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=46964&...e

that's last months news {Threads now combined - DD}


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Go on, get out of the car...
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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - rtj70
Also came up with a related question in this thread:

www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?f=2&t=47...9

Question about the engines and turns out this plane was in Casino Royal and is modified for the film.

So my question/conclusion in that thread... not a real 747 being towed then. Just one with slightly lighter engines and therefore would the VW tow a proper 747?
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Stuartli
See:

portal.aircraft-info.net/article3.html

An empty 747 is a minimum of 339,000lbs, which equates to about 181 tonnes.

Take-off weight is more than double...:-)
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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - SGB
Not a new concept, Land Rover launched the Discovery in the late 80's by pulling a train into a station.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - rtj70
Assuming things on the flat, then people (i.e. no vehicles) can pull things lke HGV, planes, trains etc.

Okay not a 747 but found this:

www.theworldsstrongestman.com/de/wsm/events/plane_...l
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - David Horn
Static friction is minimal, if you can apply continuous power without stalling the engine for long enough it'll move. People used to tow these things with their teeth, and Virgin is now going to tow out their aircraft to save fuel.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - barchettaman
With Richard Branston´s teeth. Hopefully.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Vin {P}
"With Richard Branston´s teeth. Hopefully."

Bit unimaginative, I feel. I can think of other parts of his body that I would much rather see him using to drag a 747 along...

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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Cliff Pope
The caption says it demonstrates the car's "durability". How precisely does it do that? Has it been towing aeroplanes successfully for the last 10 years?
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Stuartli
Shown on Fifth gear last night.
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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Peter D
I hope they changed the clutch and flywheel befoe selling the car on. It would be well bruised. Regards Peter
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Cliff Pope
A technical question: does the Toureg have an additional a low ratio gearbox?
My experience of a LandRover in low-range bottom gear is that it will creep along barely moving. - You can get out and walk slowly beside it as a joke if you want to. You can pull a house down with it - I have!
So I'm not so sure that there necesarily would be much clutch slippage involved.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Group B
A technical question: does the Toureg have an additional a low
ratio gearbox?


Yes the ToeRag was an auto and he did it with low range selected. He was told by VW technicians to very slowly increase revs to 2000rpm. When he got to about 1600rpm it started moving. Michelin told them if they exceeded 20mph the rear tyres could burst.

He said the only modification was to fill the tyres to double the normal pressure. But I was wondering about the rear suspension. AFAIK they have air suspension, but I'm surprised the standard suspension could cope with 4.3 tonnes of ballast in the back?!
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Stuartli
If the weight of the ballast and that of the 747 are correct, then the ballast was approximately 1/36th of the aircraft's weight.
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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Pugugly {P}
155 tons (the aircraft) according to the "enthusiastic" person on 5th Gear.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Dalglish
155 tons (the aircraft) ..


but philw said right at the top of thread

At 155 tonnes, a 747 is remarkably light .. ..

:: :-( ::

toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - drbe
So, is it a 747?

It doesn't have PROPER engines. Does it have seats?

What is the definition of a Boeing 747 aircraft - within the meaning of the act? i.e. if you took the engines out - which they did and say, removed the wings, is it still a 747?
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Pugugly {P}


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Just checked it out.

......For the purpose of the Act, a 747 (also known as a "Jumbo Jet") is a mechanically propelled airborne vehicle manufactured by the Boeing Corporation, made or adapted for the carriage of passengers or goods for hire or reward (except in time of legally, or in exceptional but far more usual circumstances recently illegally, declared conflict or "war" between two sovereign states or parts thereof except for when this benefits a third sovereign state or part thereof economically), The "aircraft" (or "airplane" in the USA) will have 4 engines (normally jet propelled, unless in the case of a fictional film or "movie") in matching pairs on either side of the fuselage. (except where a 5th engine is being carried for repair - this engine must not be used other than in conditions of severely reduced height or "altitude"). The aircraft will have a distinctive hump on the upper section of the fuselage of varying length depending on the model or configuration or will otherwise be know as a "wide bodied jet" apart from in the press who can't tell the difference. The aircraft will way anything between 155 and 200 tones depending on whose car is towing it.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - drbe
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Just checked it out.


Thanks, PU, I enjoyed that.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Peter D
155 tonnes is light. and it sure has no fuel in it. I had not thought of an automatic box and red hot fluid. Regards Peter
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Pugugly {P}
Firefox miscorrected the word weigh to way !
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Stuartli
>>Firefox miscorrected the word weigh to way !>>

It can't do it by itself...:-)
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toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Micky
The diff was changed before the nonsensical event.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - MVP
Wouldn't recommend it

My friends Toureg had to have a new engine after 2 years after shifting nothing heavier than a wife, two kids and a small fluffy dog - Some Touregs have "porous blocks" that VW are trying to keep the lid on, so new engine, no problem
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - drbe
portal.aircraft-info.net/article3.html


I will, of course; if necessary, stand corrected, but isn't the Antonov the largest commercial aircraft in the world?
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - daveyjp
Commercial Airline: Definition: An airline that transports passengers

747 is still the largest, until the A380 comes on line.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - drbe
So an airliner that carries freight is not a commercial airliner?

Well now - walks away stroking chin.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - Group B
I thought it was quite an impressive feat a few days ago. But even the VW driver apparently said something like, "It was too easy, in hindsight its a shame we didnt try something heavier".

Next they could try pitting the Touareg against Dave "Big Dave" Gauder, of Birmingham. Says here he pulled a 200-tonne 747, along with some other scarcely believable records:
www.stream-on.com/bigdaveg/records.html

;o)
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - henry k
>>Commercial Airline: Definition: An airline that transports passengers
I agree.
Anarak mode
Some info on the AN124 - It does have 88 seats and a maximum takeoff weight 392 tons
www.airforce-technology.com/projects/an124/specs.h...l

The aircraft fuselage has a double-deck layout. The cockpit, the relief crew compartment and the troop cabin with 88 seats are on the upper deck. The lower deck is the cargo hold. The flight deck has crew stations arranged in pairs for six crew: the pilot and copilot, two flight engineers, the navigator, and the communications officer. The loadmaster's station is located in the lobby deck.

toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - cheddar
the big one is the AN-225:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An-225


Max take-off weight of 1,411,000 lb, against an AN-400 at 890,000 lb, a 747-400 at 870,000 lb, an A380 at 1,300,000 lb and the C-17 at 585,000 lb.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - cheddar
PS: the AN-400 is the 124, a C5 Galaxy has a max take-off weight of 840,000 lb.
toureg tows jumbo at dusfold - cheddar
So in order:

AN-225
A380
AN-400 / AN124
747-400
C-5
C-17