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daft things you do in the car - Westpig
I think it was one of the Radio 1 DJ's that had a slot that included the silly things you did in the car.

For example, there was one chap that wouldn't allow himself to breathe when he drove through the Blackwall Tunnel & got quite ratty if he was foiled.

I know i've got some..anyone else?
daft things you do in the car - PoloGirl
Fuel light bingo has to be the best one - I keep losing my bottle in the Golf though because I haven't yet worked out how accurate the: "You have five miles left, get to a diesel pump now" indicator is. Has anyone ever seen theirs go into minus figures?

daft things you do in the car - PoloGirl
Thought of another one...

If I realise I'm going the wrong way or have missed a junction, it's rare that I will turn round and go back the same way - kind of a "What if fate wanted me to miss that junction?" kind of thing... vaguely stupid but you never know, and there is usually another way!

daft things you do in the car - Stuartli
Getting out at the petrol station and giving Gordon Brown another large slice of my income.
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daft things you do in the car - Pugugly {P}
three figure speeds.
daft things you do in the car - mss1tw
I think it just stops at zero or might display --.- same as the MPG one
daft things you do in the car - Adam {P}
Sing the piano and guitar solos to Roll Over Beethoven by ELO.
daft things you do in the car - Pugugly {P}
Adam - it's worse than we all could possibly imagine.
daft things you do in the car - Adam {P}
That was the least embarrassing one I cared to admit to!
daft things you do in the car - Westpig
one of mine is choosing an mpg figure, then trying to achieve it on the trip computer..... this has involved sticking it in neutral for endless periods and getting cross when held up, even if someone is merely exercising their right to turn right or something
daft things you do in the car - Vin {P}
"Has anyone ever seen theirs go into minus figures?"

I've had a Mondeo show 0 miles for about 4 miles or so in the wilds of Wiltshire before a petrol station miraculously appeared.

Two Omega owners have told me that the scenario there is that the range gauge gets to zero and 100 yards later, you're walking. I once got mine to 4 miles and it started jerking on the slight incline up to the petrol station.

V
daft things you do in the car - teabelly
Enjoy driving - clearly this is becoming the new smoking :-/
teabelly
daft things you do in the car - psi
driving for as long as possible without touching the brakes at all, good test of fordward observation and planning!
daft things you do in the car - Westpig
can you imagine if we all met on the same bit of road....

there'd be Pologirl eking out the last bit of diesel, whilst deperately avoiding the same bit of road she's just driven down......Pugugly would storm through at warp factor 5........Adam, would be oblivious to the lot singing his head off...... I'd be coasting trying to get another 0.3 mpg and..... Psi would be swerving around everyone desperate not to touch the brakes


So a pretty normal road journey then.
daft things you do in the car - Robin Reliant
The "not touching the brakes" thing can turn into a dangerous obsession, leading to almost rear ending someone because you are desperately trying avoid the pedal. Or maybe that is just me.

My personal best is 20 miles on a rural A road between Cardigan and Fishguard, and I wasn't hanging about either. Made easier because I was on the bike where the light weight increases the engine braking effect.
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Robin Reliant, formerly known as Tom Shaw
daft things you do in the car - Vin {P}
I used to travel hundreds of miles in the comapny of a like-minded chappie.

Reset the computer on setting off. Every half an hour, we'd stop yapping and go through the computer. We'd each make a guess on overall fuel consumption, then average speed, outside temperature and range. As usual, the rules became more and more detailed, but basically, we got points for nearest to the actual with more points for exact guesses. We gave up because the strain of competition was spoiling our enjoyment!

A recurrent one for me: On empty motorways (so pretty rare) change lanes without hitting any cat's eyes.

V
daft things you do in the car - Adam {P}
Westpig - Lol!

The people aside, that happens every day around here!
daft things you do in the car - kithmo
I once turned off my lights, on a twisty stretch of country road that had those illuminated cats eyes, scary good fun.
daft things you do in the car - David Horn
I carried on a long and admittedly one-sided conversation with the TomTom this afternoon, mostly concerning idiots who slow down to stare at accidents on the other carriageway and as a result cause a FOUR MILE TAILBACK on mine. Yes, you. Admittedly, riding in a 24 mountain bike race shortly before does help addle your mind, and I just wanted to get home after going head over heels over a cliff in the mud.
daft things you do in the car - wotspur
When I was a child, every time the new number paltes came out, i had an obsession of collecting and writing down all of them, why I've no idea, it last upto a couple of weeks when nearly every other car was new, now I just try and make out the longest possible word from the registration plate, all numbers have an equivalent alphabet letter- 4= h, 5=s,7=t, 8=b, etc,sad but it passses the time of day.
daft things you do in the car - robcars
as a way of keeping kids entertained (honest guv!)

will look at all number plates to find all letters of the alphabet from a to z. Only problems happens when 0 or o is looked for !
daft things you do in the car - Dynamic Dave
Back in the days of CB radios, myself and a few mates used to daft things like overtake people on blind bends, hump back bridges and the like. What the person who was being overtaken didn't realise was that one of our friends further up the road was giving us notification over the CB that the coast was clear.
daft things you do in the car - Pugugly {P}
"What the person who was being overtaken didn't realise was that one of our friends further up the road was giving us notification over the CB that the coast was clear. "


What a novel defence that would be to Driving without due care and attention ! :-)
daft things you do in the car - Lud
Still, with help of that sort, barring mistakes, someone like PU might be able to outrun plod and disappear...
daft things you do in the car - bignick
once for a bet got 15 people in a Morris 1000 Traveller and drove it round an airfield perimeter. No 15 was standing on the towbar and holding on to the roof rack!
daft things you do in the car - bell boy
swap left foot for right foot when i get bored.......
daft things you do in the car - Christopher
It involves my girlfriend and am saying no more!
daft things you do in the car - Lud
It involves my girlfriend and am saying no more!


Oh dear, not another evangelical discussion group, surely?
daft things you do in the car - local yokel
A friend of my father would not turn on his headlights until ten cars in succession came the other way with theirs on. If the tenth car had the lights off it was back to zero.

Nutter.
daft things you do in the car - DP
Gratuitous lift off oversteer on "good" roundabouts and slip-road loops when I had my 306.

Trying to change lanes without running over a cats eye

Hoping I'm within 2 miles of a petrol station when the Mondeo's fuel gauge suddenly plummets from a quarter to below empty within about 5 seconds with no in between state. Just to spice things up and keep me guessing, this is an intermittent problem.

daft things you do in the car - Lud
the
Mondeo's fuel gauge suddenly plummets from a quarter to below empty
within about 5 seconds with no in between state. Just to
spice things up and keep me guessing, this is an intermittent
problem.


My impression is that it's an inbuilt characteristic of fuel gauges. One of the car industry's little jokes.

Every now and again you come across one that's dead accurate when you're used to a sort of satirical pessimism. That's when you run out of petrol.

Who said Ford and General Motors and the rest didn't have a sense of playful mischief?
daft things you do in the car - Wally Zebon
I've driven 18 miles on a back road without touching the brakes. This included negotiating a crossroads in a village!
I've also driven the same 18 miles in 14 minutes.

Both of these were done in an 1988 VW Polo van (950cc).

I also try and avoid cats eyes.

One thing I used to do when I was much younger was drive at night with no lights on (on deserted back roads I must add) guided only by the full moon. Can get a bit hairy when you get to a stretch with trees lining the road!

Another is to try and work out your ETA in your head. Trip computers are for cheats! Once you have the time you expect to be there (try for an average of 50 or 60mph), the next task is to drive like a bat out of hell to try and achieve that time! Its amazing how fast you have to drive to average 60mph!



daft things you do in the car - No FM2R
I used to do Ottery St. Mary to Basingstoke regularily.

I used to try and see how different a mileage reading I could get by either cutting every corner, roundabout etc. as opposed to following all the curves.

Sad really. But what else do you do when driving at 5:00am, and this was before all the nice dual carriageway.
daft things you do in the car - mike hannon
You didn't have a Lancia by any chance, No FM2R? I came across a guy with one once (I had a Beta HPE at the time) who used to do that commute.
daft things you do in the car - Xileno {P}
I sing along to my Kylie Minogue CD.
No one will travel with me.
daft things you do in the car - Adam {P}
Fever? Or Body Language?
daft things you do in the car - Xileno {P}
Body Language.
daft things you do in the car - Adam {P}
>.Body Language.<<

Good man.
daft things you do in the car - No FM2R
Could have been a blue Lancia Beta 2litre Saloon or an orangey Talbot Alpine. I think I might have had a Viceroy at that time as well.
daft things you do in the car - Big Bad Dave
"I used to try and see how different a mileage reading I could get by either cutting every corner, roundabout etc. as opposed to following all the curves"

That's a gem of an obsession Mark, thanks for putting that in my mind.

Thanks a lot.

Damn.
daft things you do in the car - No FM2R
Don't let it drag you over to the dark side Dave, escape while you can.I still can't help doing it even now and even on a shortish journey.
daft things you do in the car - BazzaBear {P}
But what we really need to know is, what was the answer? How much mileage could you save?
daft things you do in the car - Big Bad Dave
So kind of a variation do you get?

Do you count return journeys? Because going three quarters around aroundabout one way would only be a quarter around coming back.
daft things you do in the car - frazerjp
I was driving my old car (Pug 205 1.1) with 3 mates with myself in it. When i approached a roundabout in Maidenhead i was doing about 40mph, as i went round it the body was rolling, the tyres were screeching, onlookers were cheering, still got to our destination in one piece.
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Its not what you drive, its how you drive it! :-)
daft things you do in the car - Botchit, Soddem & Leggit
Many years ago when I was a student...

In a mates 2CV driving through the streets of Hull on a hot summer day, roof rolled back and 3 of us standing up in the back rocking the car from side to side whilst watching him try to steer in a straight line.

Oh yes, I do the cat's eye thing too.
daft things you do in the car - glowplug
Drive into Sheffield looking for a parking space.

Steve.
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Xantia HDi.

Buy a Citroen and get to know the local GSF staff better...
daft things you do in the car - andymc {P}
Floored it heading towards a bunch of kids in the neighbouring village, when they deliberately looked at me approaching and sauntered into the road, walking as slowly as possible - a game of chicken they had started to play some weeks previously.

I know, I know. Still made me laugh to watch them scatter though. They haven't tried it since.
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andymc
Vroom, vroom - mmm, doughnuts ...
daft things you do in the car - bedfordrl
Me and the missus once, for a dare,drove from Morfa Dyffryn in North Wales to Fishguard in South Wales (where we were living at the time) 100 miles Stark Naked.
Disgusting ! Pah it was a buzz.
The only bit that caused concern was at Aberystwyth when we got caught at pedestrian controlled traffic lights.
All that happened was a cursory glance by the pedestrians who's brains obviously did not compute what they were seeing.
daft things you do in the car - aahbarnes
Myself and my brother used to start at the top of a certain hill in North Wales and see how far the car would coast in neutral. without hitting the brakes.

I regularly challenge myself to change gear without using the clutch, changing down the 'box is particularly difficult.

My brother once did a lap of the M25 at 56mph in a 2CV and got about 65mpg!

daft things you do in the car - DP
Myself and my brother used to start at the top of
a certain hill in North Wales and see how far the
car would coast in neutral. without hitting the brakes.


That kind of reminds me of something my mates and I used to do when we were 17-18 on a long hill just outside Oxford. It was about a 1 in 4 hill, arrow straight and with a really badly rutted, undulating surface.

The plan was to come over the crest at 50 mph in 4th gear and nail it. The "contest" was to keep the throttle pinned without lifting for as long as possible and record the maximum speed achieved. The challenge came in terms of the appalling surface, and the fact that even a 1.6 Sierra would gain speed quite respectably pointing directly down a 1in 4 hill. Once you got up to about 80, the dampers would be completely defeated by the road undulations and the back end of the car would start bouncing clear of the road. You would end up at 90+ mph using great big half turns of opposite lock just to keep the back end from bouncing round and overtaking the front.

Nobody ever made it past the ton.

Dangerous, irresponsible, daft, but like most daft things at 17 years old, seemed like a great idea at the time.
daft things you do in the car - mss1tw
Still, must have taken some skill seeing as the Sierras were RWD!
daft things you do in the car - DP
Maybe - the thought of doing it now terrifies me though. Learned so much in that car - skinny 165 R13's, modest power and RWD.

When I bought the MX-5 a couple of years back, my first RWD car since, I realised I'd forgotten all of it!

Cheers
DP
daft things you do in the car - Red Baron
Changing lanes on a motorway without clattering across the cats eyes.
daft things you do in the car - BobbyG
- Trying to go from home to work without using brakes (20 miles inc a motorway stretch)

- when I come off motorway coming home it is downhill most of the way. I try freewheeling to see how far I can get, this includes 2 roundabouts, a 60mph road and a set of traffic lights!

- avoiding cats eyes

- texting

- when using bike carrier spending more time looking at the rear view mirror than through the windscreen!
daft things you do in the car - mk124
1. When V. drunk thinking it would be a good idea to drive 300+ miles.
2. When V. drunk go through green light, but after going through think it's red since I am seeing the traffice lights in a diffrent direction.
3. Touching the brake as little as possible.
4. Keeping a steedy speed on motorway. It makes me mad when people overtake, slow down and you can't overtake them.
5. Keeping a steedy speed on motorway. It makes me mad when I overtake people then they flash their lights since I am lane hogging since they now want to go faster.
6. I will have to do some daft things with my GF some day.
daft things you do in the car - stevied
Please tell me you don't text and drive... I find that so infuriating. What is so important that it can't wait? "Snuggles loves Polly Buttons", oh dear Snuggles has killed a pedestrian and caused a multiple pile-up.

If peopleMUST chat, why don't they buy a decent hands-free and talk? Why risk your own life and that of others by texting?

PS I am neither Snuggles nor Polly Buttons... : )
daft things you do in the car - Statistical outlier
Take it to the continent. Something breaks. Every. Single. Time.

I thought it was just 'cos I had a French car, so I changed it for a brand new Japanese one. DIdn't work, it still broke, only this time it did it properly. Grr.
daft things you do in the car - Greg R
"Please tell me you don't text and drive... I find that so infuriating. What is so important that it can't wait? "Snuggles loves Polly Buttons", oh dear Snuggles has killed a pedestrian and caused a multiple pile-up.

If people MUST chat, why don't they buy a decent hands-free and talk? Why risk your own life and that of others by texting?

PS I am neither Snuggles nor Polly Buttons... : ) "

If people were completely rational, things like debt would not exist, road accidents wouldn't happen as much, war would not exist etc etc etc.

At the end of the day, we are all human, and even the best person in the world will try to make excuses to do wrong. They might say things like, I haven't the time to get a hands free kit, it isn't a big deal...people murder people, a mobile in a car isn't a big deal, all I am doing is texting someone close etc etc. I suppose we don't take it seriously until things happen. Of course then it is too late.

There is a lot we can do:

1. Let friends know about the ideals of driving. We all sometimes forget or are not aware of the way drivers should drive.
2. Let kids/ granchildren knowof this. It will always stay in the back of their mind (we hope!)
3. Do an advanced driving course.
4. Do volunteer work for an advanced driving institution.

Of course, I have always known two types of people. People who just talk about problems, and those who do something about it. And the proactive approach is always the best approach in my book. If only everyone thought like me!!! Not to say my thinking is perfect, just I like it when people do something about the issues that face society if they feel strongly enough about it!
daft things you do in the car - psi
just remembered I like trying to get from the top level of a multi-storey car park to the bottom in neutral (engine running), or in 1st, no brakes