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Tue 27 Jun 2006 12:24
I had to smile ..... - Waino
Following an old Nissan Almera this morning, I noticed a sticker on the bumper which proclaimed 'WATCH OUT - for the idiot behind me'.

Mmmm...I wondered, what sort of driver would put that on their car - then when they braked, I saw they only had one brake light working. Question answered!
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Tue 27 Jun 2006 14:48
I had to smile ..... - tr7v8
So so common, Child on Board sticker, I'll guarantee at least one headlight/brakelight/sidelight out or no seatbelts, soft tyre etc.
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Tue 27 Jun 2006 16:37
I had to smile ..... - Armitage Shanks {p}
Never mind "Caution - Show Dogs in Transit" How pretentious can they get? Who cares about the dogs, how are me meant to react this breaking news?
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Tue 27 Jun 2006 16:40
I had to smile ..... - No FM2R
I'm still smiling about the Securicor truck with

"no prisoners are left in this vehicle overnight".
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Tue 27 Jun 2006 20:40
I had to smile ..... - Altea Ego
I'm still smiling about the Securicor truck with
"no prisoners are left in this vehicle overnight".



I bet they have
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
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Tue 27 Jun 2006 19:21
I had to smile ..... - Pugugly {P}
AS.

Didn't you know that juggling dogs can be somewhat distracting and we need to be warned !
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Tue 27 Jun 2006 20:29
I had to smile ..... - JH
I saw a sticker "German learner". I couldn't decide if it was warning of a propensity to drive on the right or if it was someone grappling with the intricacies of Der, Die, Das, Derren, Demen... gets bored and goes away.
JH
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Tue 27 Jun 2006 22:10
I had to smile ..... - Vin {P}
I liked one from a delivery firm in Doncaster. On the back was signwritten, "If this van is being driven courteously, please report as stolen".

V
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