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Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Pugugly {P}
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/5110270.stm

Good Grief...!
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Dynamic Dave
Good grief indeed!

He already has a conviction for using a rolled-up carpet as a bumper on his old Rover.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Altea Ego
Thought that was standard fit on a Rover?

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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - MW
All to save 1 litre of fluid = £4.40pence!
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - mss1tw
What a loser.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - mrmender
Nice to know bodging is alive and well! carpet nice one!
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - andymc {P}
Is this the same as the case discussed here? I hope so, find it difficult to believe that two such people have avoided a Darwin Award.
www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=41957&...f
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andymc
Vroom, vroom - mmm, doughnuts ...
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Zebra
> Is this the same as the case discussed here?
> www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=41957&...f


Yep.

Zebra (the OP on the thread referred to)
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Lud
Quite agree mm. Carpet very sensible, especially for parking by feel.

Not quite our class of bodger all the same, that bloke.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Hamsafar
It's a good job he's an unemployed chef, I shudder to think what sort of subsitutions he could use in the kitchen.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - David Horn
Perhaps he's been cooking with brake fluid and not realised.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Altea Ego
I think I have eaten there.........
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - bell boy
if he used carpet for a bumper was he on a "roll" when he went to court?
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - R75
Good way to avoid a "Pile" up though.....................







taxi.....
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Robin Reliant
He could have said the garage told him his brakes were cooked...
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Altea Ego
So what else did he have for brakefast
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - bell boy
well he was cooking on gas so he probably underfelt that it wasnt his day to axminster the judge but to cosset him?
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Dynamic Dave
I feel an imminent move to the silly thread will soon be required if you can't cook up some better puns than those.

DD.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - PhilW
"He has an interest in cars but it exceeds his knowledge"

I know the feeling!!
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Phil
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Pugugly {P}
I honestly can't believe that anyone would do that. We've all done a quick bodge but this defies all that is logical in vehicle maintainence.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - David Horn
He obviously had that Fryday feeling.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - PhilW
It's very difficult to believe because someone who knew nothing about cars wouldn't do this (they wouldn't even know how to top up brake fluid and would take their car to a garage anyway) and anyone who knew even the slightest bit about cars would realise that it is a very stupid thing to do - even more stupid to then carry your kids in the same car.
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Phil
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Robin Reliant
Mind you, I don't have any beef about the rolled up carpet as a bumper. Very pedestrian friendly, I would imagine.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - PhilW
"Very pedestrian friendly, I would imagine."
Except for the stair rods and gripperrods he used to keep it in place!
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Phil
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - bell boy
"Very pedestrian friendly, I would imagine."
Except for the stair rods and gripperrods he used to keep
it in place!
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Phil


and if it was a stair carpet would he get a bannister to speak for him in court?
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - mss1tw
and if it was a stair carpet would he get a
bannister to speak for him in court?


:^D
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Manatee
I expect the prosecution would be floored by that

or, he could end up in a deep pile of something.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - tack
Good grief....hasn't this guy ever heard of cooking oil with polyunsaturates? Much better than ordinary cooking oil. And, of course, rolled up carpets are for disposing of murder victims, not for use as bumpers!
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Robin Reliant
Perhaps he logged on here and read a thread about cars being faster if they were chipped?
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Fullchat
Now that WAS funny!!
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Fullchat
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Fullchat
Want to run a sweep for how long before he gets locked up for Dizzy Driving?
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Fullchat
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - barney100
sounds like the
guy whose doctor found a germaloid in his ear, ''that solves the mystery of where my hearing aid is'' said he.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - trancer
In a pinch, my father has used water in the brake master cylinder when he lost all the brake fluid and was miles from home

He said the brakes worked fine for about 5 or 6 corners on a rather twisty country road, though he would had to pull over and open the bleeders to release the steam every so often as they were causing the brakes to lock on once the water had reached boiling point!.

I'll spare everyone the substitute he used when he needed to fill up his radiator when there was no readily available water.

Before everyone gets into a strop, the brake incident didn't occur on UK roads and the country road was so desolate at that time of night, the only person he could have killed or injured would be himself.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - none
Trancer, Was in the same position once with a hydraulic clutch. All I had was a couple of bottles of beer. One bottle worked a treat !
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Civic8
>>Before everyone gets into a strop, the brake incident didn't occur on UK roads and the country road was so desolate at that time of night, the only person he could have killed or injured would be himself.

Actually dont make it right and stupid thing to do...But suspect its done a fair bit and not many get caught
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Steve
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Pugugly {P}
I imagine that doing that as a bodge on my R1200GS would cause the computer to have a hissy ft !
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - trancer
"Actually dont make it right and stupid thing to do."

Well of course that doesn't make it right, I was just explaining that it didn't occur on UK roads so I didn't have lots of people chiming in about how many health and safety and motoring laws he broke.

As for it being stupid, I know he knew the implications before he drove like that, but as he was the one in that particular situation he made a choice based on the circumstances. He evidently thought that driving with the brakes in that condition was a better choice than leaving the truck on the road in an unlit country lane.

I suppose if he left the truck there and someone drove into it killing themselves he would be called stupid (among other things) too so I guess there is just no winning.
Cooking oil as brake fluid. - Civic8
>>I was just explaining that it didn't occur on UK roads so I didn't have lots of people chiming in about how many health and safety and motoring laws he broke.

My point was you dont know this does not occur on our roads,As a ps *I was not having a pop at you*Only that some drivers would be daft enough to do it.daft and dangerous things happen all the time through driver ignorance


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Steve