1. Any old Japanese small-mid size car from the 1980s-90s (in immaculate condition) forum:
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO PURCHASE ARE PAIR OF DECENT DRIVING GLOVES FOR A REASONABLE PRICE THESEDAYS?
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DO YOU GET A DISCOUNT FOR DRVING 1000 MILES PER ANNUM RATHER THAN 2000 MILES?
(the capitalisation is part of the effect - my dad used to send me "emails" from work back in the early 90s when I was at university with all caps wording!)
2. BMW X5 forum:
Hey guys - I took mine off road today for the car boot sale - got stuck trying to do a racing start on the kiddies football pitch!
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Wanted: rare X5 with standard rims, no blacked-out windows, personalised plate or gun/drugs pockets. All colours ok except black.
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