Take care if you're travelling that way tonight as at the junction is a car or two on fire and yoofs running along the hard shoulder.
The smoke is obscuring both carriageways and is pretty thick. I called the police on my mobile (is this a legitimate use for 999? I've never actually called it before. :-)) and they said they'd send someone out.
Hitting a chav at 70-odd mph will leave a big dent in the front of the car. It's not worth it. Honest.
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Yep, it's OK to use it in an emergency.
Cue discussion on what constitutes 'an emergency'.
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"Hitting a chav at 70-odd mph will leave a big dent in the front of the car. It's not worth it. Honest."
Believe me - sometimes it is!
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TourVanMan TM < Ex RF >
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I wouldnt want to get the burberry of my paintwork
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1983 (A) Vauxhall Astra 1.3L
1993 (K) Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0i GLS
1999 (T) Renault Laguna 1.6
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