| Take care if you're travelling that way tonight as at the junction is a car or two on fire and yoofs running along the hard shoulder. 
 The smoke is obscuring both carriageways and is pretty thick.  I called the police on my mobile (is this a legitimate use for 999?  I've never actually called it before. :-)) and they said they'd send someone out.
 
 Hitting a chav at 70-odd mph will leave a big dent in the front of the car.  It's not worth it.  Honest.
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                    | Yep, it's OK to use it in an emergency. 
 Cue discussion on what constitutes 'an emergency'.
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                    | "Hitting a chav at 70-odd mph will leave a big dent in the front of the car. It's not worth it. Honest." 
 Believe me - sometimes it is!
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                    | I wouldnt want to get the burberry of my paintwork --
 1983 (A) Vauxhall Astra 1.3L
 1993 (K) Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0i GLS
 1999 (T) Renault Laguna 1.6
 
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