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Tales of motoring stupidity - AngryJonny
We all get frustrated at times by the unbelievably brainless actions of other people when they get behind the wheel of a killing machine. Sometimes it eases the pain to talk about it.


Like this morning, for example. I was walking through Ealing on my way to the Underground station when in the distance I heard a police siren. Turning around, I saw an Astra with its blues and twos on coming down the street that I was on.

Now the traffic that was travelling in the same direction as the police car (and me) pulled over to the side of the road to let it past, leaving the other side of the road clear. Until this moronic woman doing the school run in the other direction decided that the best course of action would be to stop completely adjascent to these cars, thereby blocking the road.

If she had just kept going as normal on her journey she would have been clear of the stopped cars before the police car had needed to pass, not holding the rozzers up at all. But her brain seemed to engage "nnnggghhhh" mode and she just stomped on the brake and sat there. It was only when the drivers who had pulled over previously realised what she was doing and pulled up onto the pavement that the cops could get past. As soon as the police were out of the way she just carried on her merry way blissfully unaware of her own stupidity.

Not fit to be on the road.

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AngryJonny (was E34kid)
Tales of motoring stupidity - mss1tw
The idiot in the CR-V in front of me this morning. In the end I had to just laugh about it.

Rather than just trickle along on tick over, the routine went like this FLOOR IT - BRAKE - FLOOR IT - BRAKE - FLOOR IT - BRAKE.

I just wonder how people that stupid get licences...
Tales of motoring stupidity - Bill Payer
The idiot in the CR-V in front of me this morning.
In the end I had to just laugh about it.
Rather than just trickle along on tick over, the routine went
like this FLOOR IT - BRAKE - FLOOR IT - BRAKE
- FLOOR IT - BRAKE.
I just wonder how people that stupid get licences...

We travelling in a shuttle mini-bus from Newark airport into New York where the driver did exactly that for the whole journey, in very busy stop/start traffic, so it took an hour or so. He seemed otherwise perfectly normal, but his driving was so ridiculous that I honestly thought it might be one of those hidden camera things, to see if anybody would say anything. Nobody did.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Bromptonaut
>> The idiot in the CR-V in front of me this
morning.
>> In the end I had to just laugh about it.
>>
>> Rather than just trickle along on tick over, the routine
went
>> like this FLOOR IT - BRAKE - FLOOR IT -
BRAKE
>> - FLOOR IT - BRAKE.


SOP on most London buses.
Tales of motoring stupidity - lordy
Driving home Monday night, the car behind had no lights on. I flashed my hazards a few times in a vain attempt to get his attention. No joy. Flashed my rear fog light on and off a few times. No joy. Flipped my lights off then back on a few times (I know, I know). No joy. Flashed my brake lights a few times. Zilch. Came to a short downhill section where the road becomes two lanes for a hundred yards. Mr. Invisible pulls level with me, and gesticulates the 'you're a nutter' sign and zooms off. Ignorance is bliss eh?
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let me be the last to let you down....
Tales of motoring stupidity - tyro
gesticulates the 'you're a nutter' sign


invariably the mark of an idiot.
Tales of motoring stupidity - sierraman
Entering a mini-roundabout the other day turning right,the car approaching started blasting his horn at me.As I went past the front of his car I made a 'what are you on about?' gesture.This resulted in even more frantic horn work.I can only assume that he was under the impression that traffic on the r/a should give way to traffic entering it,in spite of the massive clue in the form of the broken white line in front of him. Why does making a roundabout smaller confuse these idiots?
Tales of motoring stupidity - mike hannon
Maybe he was French. The rule there is the same as UK on out-of-town roundabouts, ie 'priority to traffic already on the roundabout'. But in urban areas it's the opposite, ie 'priority to vehicles entering the roundabout'. The chaos sometimes has to be seen to be believed. Completely bonkers.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Xileno {P}
"But in urban areas it's the opposite, ie 'priority to vehicles entering the roundabout'. "

Not necessarily, sometimes but not always - which adds even more confusion...
Tales of motoring stupidity - 42 years and counting ...
Highway Code, Rule 161 explicitly states:
161: When reaching the roundabout you should

- give priority to traffic approaching from your right, unless directed otherwise by signs, road markings or traffic lights
- check whether road markings allow you to enter the roundabout without giving way. If so, proceed, but still look to the right before joining
- watch out for vehicles already on the roundabout; be aware they may not be signalling correctly or at all
- look forward before moving off to make sure traffic in front has moved off.

It is irrelevant whether the roundabout is in an urban or non-urban location.

If in doubt, give way and check, check, check before moving on when it is safe.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Xileno {P}
The comment was about roundabouts in France, where the rules are different.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Group B
Entering a mini-roundabout the other day turning right,the car approaching started
blasting his horn at me.


Yes I've had that before too. People sometimes forget they've got to give way.

Then at the other end of the scale is where three people reach the roundabout at about the same time, then all sit there trying to give way to each other and no-one moving!
Tales of motoring stupidity - sine
Were you signalling to state your intension to turn right? Occasionally I find people don't which gives quite a shock when a car suddenly pulls into your path without any warning.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Group B
In my case, yes I was signalling...
Tales of motoring stupidity - 42 years and counting ...
Some people are signalling incorrectly and causing increased danger. If they are taking the exit ahead, an intermediate exit, they signal right as if they are taking the last exit.

Highway Code says:
162: Signals and position, unless signs or markings indicate otherwise.

When taking the first exit
- signal left and approach in the left-hand lane
- keep to the left on the roundabout and continue signalling left to leave.

When taking any intermediate exit
- select the appropriate lane on approach to and on the roundabout, signalling as necessary
- tay in this lane until you need to alter course to exit the roundabout
- ignal left after you have passed the exit before the one you want.

When taking the last exit or going full circle
- signal right and approach in the right-hand lane
- keep to the right on the roundabout until you need to change lanes to exit the roundabout
- signal left after you have passed the exit before the one you want.

When there are more than three lanes at the entrance to a roundabout, use the most appropriate lane on approach and through it.

Perhaps the 'offensive' driver was one that signals wrongly and assumed you were going straight ahead?
Tales of motoring stupidity - henry k
Not sure if it was stupidity or not that caused a local main 30mph road to be closed for a few hours.
A large van was on its side blocking the whole road outside two car main dealers.
From reports it would appear that the van tried out the loading ramps of a car delivery truck.
Van driver had very minor injuries.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Malcolm_L
Van driver had very minor injuries.

Apart from the brain damage which was a pre-existing condition?
Tales of motoring stupidity - Snakey
One thing I've noticed an increase in is tailgating even though you are in a solid line of traffic and there is no way to overtake or go any faster, such as in heavy motorway traffic where the two/three lanes all move at the same pace.

I understand people get frustrated, but tailgating me isn't going to make the 10,20,30,40....etc cars in front of me move out of the way!
Tales of motoring stupidity - mss1tw
One thing I've noticed an increase in is tailgating even though
you are in a solid line of traffic and there is
no way to overtake or go any faster, such as in
heavy motorway traffic where the two/three lanes all move at the
same pace.
I understand people get frustrated, but tailgating me isn't going to
make the 10,20,30,40....etc cars in front of me move out of
the way!


This really annoys me too. Also when people tailgate when I leave a bit of a gap so I'm not off and on the clutch/accelerator every ten seconds. I've even been overtaken, that made me a new kind of angry.
Tales of motoring stupidity - bluewishbone4
Nah, you do not understand - the driver of the car behind you is much more important than you. He has to get to his destination faster than you therefore you should immediately get out of his way.
Tales of motoring stupidity - mare
Nah, you do not understand - the driver of the car
behind you is much more important than you. He has to
get to his destination faster than you therefore you should immediately
get out of his way.


Is Fireball XL5 back then?
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
For really gross pushy ill-mannered and downright idiotic driving, try the German motorway system. Plenty of people doing what they do here - pulling into the overtaking lane and instanly losing 10mph - made up for by trains of repmobiles 20 feet apart doing 130mph in the rain. It has been suggested to me that people do this because the train is more aerodynamically efficient, enabling some cars to exceed their normal free-air maximum. Friend of mine with a 2CV used to do the same thing with coaches on motorways, getting a tow up to 70. Never dared try it myself.
Tales of motoring stupidity - mss1tw
It has been suggested to me that
people do this because the train is more aerodynamically >> efficient, enabling some cars to exceed their normal free-air >> maximum.


They can't be going everywhere on the redline though, that's madness...also illegal isn't it? I thought you had to 'cruise' on the autobahns?
Tales of motoring stupidity - BazzaBear {P}
The aerodynamic limit is not necessarily at or even close to the red-line, although for a car with well chosen gearing in top would be close.
I don't think there's any law on the autobahn though about what revs you're doing.
Tales of motoring stupidity - mss1tw
The aerodynamic limit is not necessarily at or even close to
the red-line, although for a car with well chosen gearing in
top would be close.


Ah yes, that makes sense! Terminal velocity in a way.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
If my Escort 1.6, a German itself actually, could reach the red line in top gear it would be doing about 150. A top speed of 140-odd is quite commonplace for the better repmobiles, isn't it? Not many of them would be at redline either with long modern gearing.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
Madness, though, I agree there, genuinely and obviously dangerous driving.
Tales of motoring stupidity - mss1tw
But then the one at the front must have to be some sort of uber car, thinking about it. It will have nothing to slipstream behind.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
But then the one at the front must have to be
some sort of uber car, thinking about it. It will have
nothing to slipstream behind.


A fluid dynamicist may rubbish this, but I believe the thing applies to the front car as well up to a point, pushed along a bit by the pressure wave in front of the one behind... Intuitively though I agree, front car must be able to reach the terminal velocity by itself. But as I said, there's nothing especially uber about 130 mph these days.
Tales of motoring stupidity - mss1tw
A fluid dynamicist may rubbish this, but I believe the thing
applies to the front car as well up to a point,
pushed along a bit by the pressure wave in front of
the one behind...


I'll take your word for it!

But as I said, there's nothing especially uber about 130 mph >> these days.


Speak for yourself ;o)
Tales of motoring stupidity - BazzaBear {P}
A fluid dynamicist may rubbish this, but I believe the thing
applies to the front car as well up to a point,
pushed along a bit by the pressure wave in front of
the one behind...

I also agree with that (but not strongly enough to have gone out on a limb and stated it myself :D). Theoretically (and I don't have the understanding to explain it) the train theory actually helps out the lead car too.
I *think* it's something to do with the aerodynamic effects at the rear of the car. A car on it's own will be slowed down by aero effects at both ends. The need to push through the air at the front, and the vortices at the back 'sucking' at the rear of the car also creating a slowing effect. In this situation, those sucking effects would be disrupted by the following car, so helping the leader slightly.
Tales of motoring stupidity - AngryJonny
But how do you join a train? You'd have to be going faster than it to catch up.

Or does the train catch up with and slipstream behind a slower motorist at the front, who then speeds up because of this "pushing" effect?

It must be an odd thing to see.


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AngryJonny (was E34kid)
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
I think they're pretty ad hoc. People jump on the back of them on hills etc... don't really know because they gave me the willies.
Tales of motoring stupidity - 42 years and counting ...
Watch NASCAR racing.

The train effect can gain 3-5 mph for all the cars in the train. Joining on a race track takes serious practice, on the public road - my advice is DONT TRY IT!
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
I remember now. Quite right BB (he boomed authoritatively :o)): by disrupting the turbulent air behind the front car the second one moves it further back, so it is passed down the train to the back end. The train effectively functions as a single aerodynamic unit with much reduced drag being overcome by maybe ten or fifteen engines... you can see the appeal but I don't think I'd try it even in the dry. Not on a public road with unknown partners.
Tales of motoring stupidity - BazzaBear {P}
There was a feature on some programme I saw ages ago with 5 cadillacs in a row, computer controlled to accelerate and brake in time with the lead car, all the driver had to do was steer. They were all of 3 inches apart from each other.
The advantages stated were fuel economy, more controlled speed, hence higher speed (no brake stabbing and concertina effect) more cars fit on the road overall, and bizarrely, safety were there to be a crash. The theory was that, were something to cause the cars to crash into one another, the fact that they started out so close together meant that there would be no chance to build up a high speed differential, so the impact between them would be very light. Probably doesn't quite work if the lead car hits a stationary object though...
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
And illegal's got nothing to do with it. The whole train thing is obviously illegal under any European legislation: 'dangerous driving' or equivalent.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Malcolm_L
I recall seeing this on TV where a pedal cyclist achieved over 100mph by doing exactly this behind a real train, the tracks had been boarded over and the gearing on the bike was phenomenal.
I've just googled and the record for slipstreaming on a pedal bike is 167mph - christ on a bike as they say.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
I remember that. A single-seat racing car with a flat screen mounted at the back, a roller behind it at bike wheel level (in case the cyclist got impatient and went too fast perhaps).
Tales of motoring stupidity - IanJohnson
It is what they do in NASCAR isn't it. Most boring form of motor racing I have ever seen - only reason to watch is the smashes.

Back to topic - What about all the idiots doing 75 through the 30 limit on the A38 near Bassets Pole this morning. Or was I the idiot for trying to keep to 35?
Tales of motoring stupidity - bedfordrl
Getting back to motoring stupidity, my nipper works for QuickFit and i popped in there with a caliper problem on Range Rover.
Getting out involved entering a mini rounabout and turning right.
Well i waited until the right was clear ,noted that the traffic on the left had seen me and pulled out, as we got to the middle and i was starting to turn right a car suddenly shot out in front of me, he was so quick i did not even have to brake vrooom and he was gone with a few choicewords following him.
As i returned my attention to turning right (this obviously happened very quickly) to my astonishment there was a car broadside to me, i slammed on the brakes and watched as this woman waved her arms around with goggling eyes.
Christ that was close ,but her reaction was very funny.
Hopefully she will not do that again.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Steptoe
There is a three-legged mini roundabout in my local town, the straight-on exit leads only to an industrial estate and the council offices whilst the other left-hand exit leads to the local Tesco's.

As you might imagine there are more folks going shopping than paying their council tax so the majority of traffic turns left, conversly when they come out they turn right.

Unfortunately they assume that all other users of the roundabout are similarly visiting Tesco's and at least 75% do not look to see if any traffic is entering the rounabout never mind halting at the road markings.

I seldom use Tesco's and when I go to pay my council tax I also drive straight onto the roundabout without stopping ( in this case quite legitimately as there is no entry/exit on my right and I would have full view of any traffic which might already be on the roundabout ) and I am frequently greeted by someone hurtling across my bows ( because of an adjacent building it is not possible for me to view traffic approaching the roundabout until they are within a car length of the markings, nor can they see me )

Obviously I am aware of this danger and and would always be able to stop, fortunately it is quite a large roundabout albeit with a mini island, but worrying of all is that many of them seem to be quite unaware of their near miss, they literally don't see me approaching them broadside on.
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One mans junk is another mans treasure
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
It is what they do in NASCAR isn't it. Most
boring form of motor racing I have ever seen - only
reason to watch is the smashes.
>>


If you include all forms of American oval racing, I agree. 250mph but so what? The cars are even skewed to go round lefthanders, so the driver has to hold a bit of a right down the straight. Commentary on indycar racing is the most vacuous ever. 'Wayne Redneck is about to make his move.' What move? Turn up the boost so the thing doesn't get to the end? Steer round the limping opposition? Impossible to follow and doesn't make sense, and F1 going the same way. Growl snarl mumble.
Tales of motoring stupidity - Sofa Spud
Today, a pick-up (Nissan Cabstar or similar) pulled out of a side road in front of me, making a right turn to travel in the opposite direction to me. I had to ease off and noticed the driver was talking on a hand-held mobile.

Van and light commercial drivers don't seem to have got the message yet.

Cheers, SS
Tales of motoring stupidity - AR-CoolC
Van and light commercial drivers don't seem to have got the message yet.


To be fair SS it's not just van drivers, it's all drivers.

It would be interesting to see how the sales of hands free kits has risen as a percentage of phones/cars on the road.

I bet the figure is small.
Tales of motoring stupidity - zarqon
On my daily dual carriage way commute I am constantly amazed by the number of people who, when spotting a vehicle on a slip road think it is their duty to get out of the way, which they usually do by veering into the outside lane regardless of its contents or the speed of any approaching traffic.

To make matters worse I can often see that if they had done nothing but continue on their way they would have been past the end of the slip road before the joining vehicle got there. It would appear that 90% of drivers have no understanding of speed and distance.

And as for the mini roundabouts mentioned earlier ? there?s one at the end of my road and every other morning some plonker decides to ignore my indicator showing that I am turning right and assumes that because I turn left to go round the roundabout I must be turning left. Again about 90% of drivers appear to think that mini roundabouts are some early sort of round speed hump for driving over.

Do you think that like O & A levels the driving test is getting easier?

Glad I got that off my chest,

MPZ
Tales of motoring stupidity - 42 years and counting ...
I agree, generally.
So few drivers have any perception that it is the speed difference that is important in such cases. They are bombarded with the mantra that 'speed kills' but have no concept of judging the difference in speed so don't know whether the car entering will get to the meeting point before them, at the same time, or shortly after them. So they either brake dangerously or pull out without looking and signalling.

On a dual carriageway, or motorway, you may want to pull across to the next lane (you are driving mainly in the left lane, aren't you?) but you must be sure that is safe and that anyone appraoching from behind has enough warning before you pull out.

I was always taught "Mirror, Signal, Mirror again, Manoeuvre if safe, cancel signal when move completed safely."

I was also taught to assume there could be someone there that I missed seeing, so ALWAYS signal. Doesn't cost much either.
Tales of motoring stupidity - neil
I was also taught to assume there could be someone there
that I missed seeing, so ALWAYS signal. Doesn't cost much
either.



AAArgh! Don't start THAT again! ;-)
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
> Again about 90%
of drivers appear to think that mini roundabouts are some early
sort of round speed hump for driving over.


They are. Basically they just indicate priority to traffic coming from the right. But they are often so carpily placed that plonkers who think you have to go all the way round them and are driving large vehicles (as plonkers so often do) stop, get in the way and generally look like what they are. Just drive over the damn things and lobby to get them lowered to a paint spot on the road.
Tales of motoring stupidity - wd 40
They are. Basically they just indicate priority to traffic coming from
the right. But they are often so carpily placed that plonkers
who think you have to go all the way round them
and are driving large vehicles (as plonkers so often do) stop,
get in the way and generally look like what they are.
Just drive over the damn things and lobby to get them
lowered to a paint spot on the road.


Highway Code 164: Mini-roundabouts Approach these in the same way as normal roundabouts. All vehicles MUST pass round the central markings except large vehicles which are physically incapable of doing so. Remember, there is less space to manoeuvre and less time to signal. Beware of vehicles making U-turns.
Laws RTA 1988 sect 36 & TSRGD reg 10(1), 16(1)
Tales of motoring stupidity - Lud
Where I live, several of these things are so placed that even smallish cars turning right have to go over them to avoid reversing. Treating the Highway Code as a universal catechism results in people getting in the way on these. Just drive over them.
Tales of motoring stupidity - smilingvulture
case--up in scotland(perth)

guy caught on camera--150mph----using mobile.
judge throws out -case----on technicality---(court papers--not signed properly)

uproar in papers(tabloids)

case goes to appeal---guy gets a year-ban--£2500 fine.still leanient.
Tales of motoring stupidity - The Lawman
Good job he didn't flick the Vs at the camera, otherwise he would really be in trouble.