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Fri 1 Feb 2002 14:16
TGIF - THe Growler
My secretary emailed me this......

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and maybe spend some time together".

Flattered, the man replies, noticing the lady is very attractive "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune together."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, slightly overwhelmed that every cloud has a silver lining, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes thebottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

"No", the woman replies, "I think I'll just wait for the police...."
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Fri 1 Feb 2002 20:01
Re: TGIF - richard turpin
At least wine is better than an apple.
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