I hate Poland so much, it kills me to say anything nice about it Ad. But your money goes further, the chicks are hotter and you can plan a 100 mile drive and know to the minute what time you will arrive.
Do you know what else happened in Gdansk? I drove over a rickety pontoon bridge with Mother in Law in the car and ripped the brand new exhaust off right at the front muffler thingy. Tore a bracket off. Had to drag my sorry backside under the car and tie it back on with a wire coat hanger and a mickey mouse toolbox that I won in a cracker or somewhere so that I could limp it (once again) to an exhaust place.
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Do you ever take these things as a sign?
I would.
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Adam
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Yeah
Mother in Law must die
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Should have got the MIL to wire it up under the car.
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Agree about fuel "economy". My drive to work is 33 miles, the 30 miles on dual carriageway at legal speed gives 32mpg, the 3 miles crawling in city traffic gives 14mpg. About 80% of fellow workers live within the 3 miles of work so must only be getting under half the normal mpg for their vehicles. Is it all a plot to extract more money from us in the form of fuel duty?
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My mpg dropped dramtically from around 40mpg to well below 30 mpg a few weeks ago. This was due to a closed outside lane on a three lane carriageway and having to sit in a queue for 10-15 minutes. Left hand lane is left turn only at the roundabout so was virtually empty of traffic (there were the usual drivers who ignored the left turn only and were almost hit on the roundabout), so I found a nice rat run which involved turning left at the roundabout followed by a right in to a housing estate then left back on to the main road after the roundabout - the mpg was soon back to normal!
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Yeah Mother in Law must die
Mother in Law must diet? ;-)
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- How can ANYONE hate Poland if your money goes further, the chicks are hotter, and journey times are reliable??!!! Tell us more, BBD. Sounds much better than the UK!
I'm back in Warsaw next month if you want to organise a Poland Backroom meet-up?!
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"How can ANYONE hate Poland..."
It?s a love/hate relationship which seems to be stuck in hate at the moment. Mostly non-motoring bureacratic nonsense though.
If you?re serious about meeting up next month Nick, drop me an email, none of this chocolate fudge cake though, I?m only up for serious drinking.
It?s my birthday on the 19th September
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