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5 questions..... - Mark (Brazil)
Did everybody miss this, or was it not worth of comment ?

The questions HJ was faced with on the Radio Programme;

Author: Mark (Brazil) (200.165.138.---)
Date: 08-12-01 19:37

Just because I'd like to see what everybody else says...


1: What book are you reading?
Arms & the Women- Reginald Hill

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
The Aristocats - Walt Disney

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Camel, rare. Marrakech 1987

4: Describe yourself in three words?
ooer.
Expat. Lazy. Opinionated.

5: What do you drive?
Dodge Ram (when poss. otherwise Audi A6)
Re: 5 questions..... - Brill
1: What book are you reading?
Serious Tennis (sad).

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
S-Club 7 (for my daughter).

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Anything at the Outlaws (true).

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Tired tennis addict.

5: What do you drive?
Aston Martin (well that's how I like to spell Audi).
Re: 5 questions..... - ian (cape town)
1: What book are you reading?
Bear and the Dragon

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
A Christmas greatest hits compilation (Greg Lake and Jonah Louie are ok - but this deserves another thread, doesn't it?)

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Undercooked hotdog, at a football match recently

4: Describe yourself in three words?
I'll levae this up to you lot (MARTYN!)

5: What do you drive?
VW thing, Astra.
Re: 5 questions..... - pugugly
1: Book: The Dressing Station
2. Record: Laurie and the Dipsticks (circa 1973)
3. Meal: A baked potato in the Little Chef in Shrewsbury (Not been near since)
4. Me: Opinionated (or I wouldn't be here),hard-working, Lazy (!)
5. Car: 1999 BMW 3325tds
Re: 5 questions..... - Mark (Brazil)

> 5. Car: 1999 BMW 3325tds

Damn, that's a big engine !!!
Re: 5 questions..... - David W
1: What book are you reading?
Land Rover Series 1,2&3 restoration guide - Lindsay Porter.

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
All music is valid and I'm not easily embarassed.

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Rarely eat out so never get a bad meal.

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Far. Too. Busy.

5: What do you drive?
Citroen/Land Rover/International Diesels.
Re: 5 questions..... - Anthony Farrar
Loaded's top 100 women 1999 (re-read)
'I'm a train' by someone or other
Roasted locusts, Thailand (tasted a bit like Bovril crisps)
Very, very, nice
Renault Megane in reality - in my dreams, AC Cobra
Re: 5 questions..... - Lee H
Book - The Pragmatic Programmer by Andy Hunt
Record - Space Jungle by Adamski
Meal - Cuy in Peru (BBQ'd guinea pig)
3 words - Geordie gas bag
Drive - Xantia & Clio (saving up for Exige)
Re: 5 questions..... - Darcy Kitchin
1: Book: Song of the Sirens, Ernest K Gann
2. Record: I'm a W*nk*r by Ivor Biggun & the - no I can't go on ...
3. Meal: Some sort of stew/hash on an Egyptian riverboat, Cairo 1988
4. Me: Underconfident, stressed, butagooddad
5. Car: Citroen Synergie, BX 4x4

Wow, that was cathartic, won't need to see the therapist for days now ...
Re: 5 questions..... - pugugly
typo !, finger linering good.
Re: 5 questions..... - Andrew Moorey (Tune-Up Ltd.)
Book; Harry Potter and the goblet of fire
Record; I'm walking backwards (Goons)
Food; Some revolting pasta thing at the Nurburgring Oldtimer 1992
3 Words; Disorganised, Overweight, Workaholic
Car; Usually T4 VW, occasionally Renault Espace 2.2TD, very occasionally AC Cobra '65 LeMans Coupe
Re: 5 questions..... - Adam Going
You forgot Aotodata, Oh Happy Days, the Big mac, Loveable, and the T70 !!

ACG
Re: 5 questions..... - Phil
Book: Secrets and Lies; Digital Security in a Networked world - Bruce Schneier
Record: The Simpsons Sing the Blues circa 1991
Food: Cherry flavoured German sweet thing called FRITT
3 words: sick of topgear
Car: VW Golf mk2 and '72 Porsche 911
Re: 5 questions..... - El Dingo (Martin)
1: What book are you reading?
'A man on the Moon' - Andrew Chaikin (for the third time).

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
'Top of the Pops' (cover versions - featuring 'American Pie')

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Italian Paella with truffles (nothing like the Spanish Paella!)

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Anorak Bearded Viking

5: What do you drive?
A4 V6 Estate
Re: 5 questions..... - Tomo
1. The Secret Agent (Conrad).

2. Where can one buy them?

3. Anything at a motorway service point.

4. Too blooming old. (WHAT happened?).

5. Proton Satria GTi, for shops and wife's taxi - well, she paid for it and she does not drive now. (Toad the Supra does not come out among the salt - quite right too.)
Re: 5 questions..... - The Growlette
May as well join in:

Book: Frederick of Hollywood's 2002 lingerie catalog (leather n latex section)

Record: anything by Paul McCartney

Meal: Dog, in Pusan, Korea

Me: Far right wing

Drive: 1943 Kubelwagen (sorry, 2002 Ford Lynx) and 1997 Harley
Re: 5 questions..... - Randolph Lee
1: What book are you reading?
The Last Hero; Terry Pratchett

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
Can't think of one

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
A Sausage onastick from one of Cut me own throat Dibbler's clan from a cart in St. James Park

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Kind, tired, Footsore

5: What do you drive?
1989 Range Rover from new and a 1948 CJ-2A Jeep Also from new in the family
Re: 5 questions..... - Kev
1: What book are you reading?
Erm, Top Gear mag

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
Steps- 5,6,7,8

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
A Mcdonalds once, gave me food poisoning

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Young, Foolish, Kevin, Numerically inept

5: What do you drive?
Playstation. Sorry guys, cant drive
Re: 5 questions..... - David W
Kev,

>Steps- 5,6,7,8

No that's cool, you noticed the raw talent of a future "Supergroup".

And Faye I suppose.

David
Steps - Kev
Hmm, yes maybe very prophetic, or very bad taste in music. Hur hur. Added their greatest hits, Gold, to it too. Hmm. Doesnt sit along side AC DC and Metallica though. :-)
You betcha I noticed Faye, and Lisa for that matter.
I share a birthday with Faye, my chat up line.........
Hur Hur
Kev
Re: 5 questions..... - ladas are slow
what about my choice????

1: what book are you reading?
the body repairers handbook

2: what is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
the top 20 hits of disney

3: what is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
five stars curry, as it burns you mouth off

4: describe yourself in three words?
patriotic, fun, different

5: what do you drive?
lada riva, and a lada samara rallye (the latter has a 1.5 120bhp)
Re: 5 questions..... - Paul Robinson
Book - Things Can Only Get Better, John O'Farrell

Record - YMCA, The Village People

Meal - Wine Bar seafood pasta bake, seemed to be full of sand!

Me - quiet, reliable, loved

Drive - Peugeot 406 TD
Re: 5 questions..... - Dan J
> 1: What book are you reading?
> Scott Adams - When did ingorance become a point of view (Dilbert)
>
> 2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
> Tonight - New Kids on the Block
>
> 3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
> Fried lemon chicken, sadly cooked by myself...
>
> 4: Describe yourself in three words?
> ooer.
> Stressed. Alcoholic. Opinionated (few of the latter here isn't there!)
>
> 5: What do you drive?
> Vauxhall Cavalier though "pray starts in the morning" would be better than "drive" at the moment
Re: 5 questions..... - ladas are slow
my mothers citroen is the same, will it start - wont it??
Re: 5 questions..... - Rebecca
Book - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Record - Ay Ay Ay Ay Moosey - Modern Romance (quite like my Aristocats one though!)

Meal - Mussels in France - every single one had a crunchy baby crab inside

Description - Voice of Reason

Drive - BMW 320i estate (oops, I mean TOURING)
Re: 5 questions..... - markymarkn
1: What book are you reading?
'C++ in plain english' (its for uni)

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
Errm records are a bit before my time, but probably Englebert Humpawhateverhisnameis for my mum (the little punk behind the counter gave me some funny looks)

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Something by myself since I am a cullinary cripple.

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Nice, Outgoing, AGoodLad. (aahw)

5: What do you drive?
Mk2 Astra CDi
Re: 5 questions..... - Dave
1: What book are you reading?

Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks & dipping into PG Wodehouse in the Lav...

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?

I have a small collection of Folk music that I would have liked to keep to myself.

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?

Spag Boll in a place opposite the Adelphi Theatre in Town. With a new bit of tottie so I couldn't send it back 'cos it would have looked contrived. Also when I was a Uni I used to make chicken curry with chopped up beef burgers...

4: Describe yourself in three words?

Cheerful, Straightforward, Lucky.

5: What do you drive?

414, Yam Diversion 600.
Dave's folk secrets. - David W
Dave,

>I have a small collection of Folk music that I would have liked to keep to myself.

Any Fred Wedlock then? He was a top billing round the Evesham folk club when they could afford him.

David
Re: Dave's folk secrets. - Dave
David W wrote:

> Any Fred Wedlock then? He was a top billing round the Evesham
> folk club when they could afford him.

Fraid I've never heard of him! My catalogue of shame includes Dubliners & 'Band Of Two' a localish band to the south east. Saw them at a pub in Brighton & then in Redhill.

I also have bit of Chris Barber hidden in my collection!

I should point out that Trad Jazz and Folk are small unsightly blots on an otherwise sound CD collection. ;-)

Incidently - Took 16 hours to do the rear bushes on the Rover. No press so we couldn't drop the trailing arms down onto the lateral links and do it in situ. Instead the whole trailing arm had to come off both sides. A single sheared bolt took 6 hours to drill out... In the end we used a file and hack saw blades to open out a ten mill hole.

Got the bushes for 8 quid each from a local motorfactor - hope they last!
Re: 5 questions..... - John S
OK, in for a penny......

1: What book are you reading?
The Blue Nowhere - Jeffery Deaver

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
Willie Nelson Collection - my friends all hate it, but it has the classic City of New Orleans.

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Several including Bullfrog - China 1994

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Sometimes too serious

5: What do you drive?
'99 323 Coupe, '58 Minor


regards

John
Re: 5 questions..... - Ian Cook
1: What book are you reading?
Ramage and the freebooters - Dudley Pope

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
Some awful compilation of dance tunes for Ma and Pa (so awful, I've fogotten what it was)

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
English beakfast, cooked by a Norwegian - accommodation rig to Shell Cormorant Alpha oil platform, North Sea, 1980

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Cynical. Honest. English

5: What do you drive?
apart from driving SWMBO mad - a C15D van
Re: 5 questions..... - Stuart B
1: What book are you reading?
Ian Rankin, Strip Jack Naked

2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
Errm an easy listening CD that was bundled with something else?..honest, its now a drink coaster.

3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
Roast bear, (it went down fighting, loos at airport took a pounding)

4: Describe yourself in three words?
Honest, laid back

5: What do you drive?
Vectra DTI Est, Madame?s Nova, too many from Mr Hertz, (currently a Lincoln Town Car)
Re: 5 questions..... - Matt Kelly
Mark (Brazil) wrote:
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> 1: What book are you reading?
Homage to Catalonia by George Orwell

> 2: What is the most embarassing record you have ever bought?
I suppose the Unique 3 album wasn't the most considered purchase ever.

> 3: What is the most revolting meal you have ever eaten?
A non descript meat stew that had burnt & stuck to the bottom of the pan it was cooked in, while I was sailing from Falmouth to Cork.

> 4: Describe yourself in three words?
Casual but smart.


> 5: What do you drive?
1990 VW Golf GTI.
Re: 5 questions..... - BrianT
I see you are a true conesseur Darcy - Ernie Gann, what a novelist. Read all his books!
As for me,
1. John Grisham -The Bretheren (yes I know!)
2. The Smurfs - Smurfs Christmas (I felt blue at the time!)
3. Reindeer steak (very seasonal!) in Finland -tasted like carpet tiles!
4. Victor Meldrew, but nicer.
5. Audi A3 but defecting to BMW shortly

Are we going to publish this or something?
Re: 5 questions..... - Rob
Cold Mountain by Charles Frazier

Michael Jackson, Bad

Mash with sprouts

Expert, Handsome, Mendacious

VW Polo, 1987; MGB, 1971
Re: 5 questions..... - Dave
Rob wrote:
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> Michael Jackson, Bad

That's a b***dy good album!
Re: Steps - PhiL P
Book - The Lord Of The Rings

Record - New Kids On The Block's debut single

Meal - Clams in Boulogne

Description - Sick of working in London, looking forward to being a Dad

Drive - Focus 2.0 Ghia and the other half's Fiat Cinquecento 900S.