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How sad can one get? - Armitage Shanks{P}
I have just seen a bog standard Astra, with drum rear brakes to which somebody has fitted anodised blue perforated aluminium 'discs'! They are in some way mounted ouside the drum but under the wheel so they look like real discs (not!) Another bit of posey nonsense is signs, occasionally seen in the rear of estate cars - "Caution - Show Dogs in Transit". If I see that what am I meant to do about it? Who wants to know what they have got in their car and who cares?
How sad can one get? - SjB {P}
...along with 'Baby on board' (Gosh, aren't you the clever one?)

I recently saw this sticker in the back window of a car, baby certainly on board (clearly visible) as I was overtaken, being driven in a manner verging on suicidal against oncoming traffic. Not just once, but again and again down the line of vehicles.
How sad can one get? - Pugugly {P}
Ha ! Obviously a Backroomer putting into practice what he/she had read in the Overtaking Convoys thread !

Had to put a warning on the Landie "Beware of the Dog" since my Springer took up residence. It returned to usual home in an outbuilding the other night (cold I suppose). It is most certainly a dog to beware of so its not a spurious or posey sign.
How sad can one get? - Mad Maxy
"Ridiculous shampoo'd turd machines in this car. Punt me off into the nearest ditch"
How sad can one get? - Thommo
The Baby on Board signs really wind me up. They were conceived as a way of alerting the emergency services to the fact that a small body (which could easily be overlooked at a crash scene) was in the vehicle. But obviously you were supposed to take them out if the child was not in the car (which nobody ever did) so now everybody rightly ignores them. A good idea gone to waste.
How sad can one get? - Garethj
A small child's body might be overlooked but the huge car seat the child should be strapped into can't be overlooked!

Sadly, some parents displaying these signs don't seem to strap in their children...

Gareth
How sad can one get? - Ian (Cape Town)
True indeed. However, there seems to be no market for "baby standing on back seat" stickers ....
How sad can one get? - Marcos{P}
Why do people put their children on boards.
Mine sit in nice comfy child seats but I don't have a sign saying "baby in car seat"
How sad can one get? - No Do$h
Sorely tempted to get one that says "Important Businessman on board" just to see how many Beemer owners rush out to get one that reads "VERY Important Businessman on board"
How sad can one get? - SjB {P}
You have been beaten to it, ND, at least with number plates!

Sadly, I have a colleague with the personalised plate VIP XX, where XX are his initials. He first fitted it to a Beemer too (a de-badged poverty spec Three Series), though it's now on a base spec X-Type!
How sad can one get? - Hugo {P}
Do these people also comb their long hair over their sunroof?

Hugo
How sad can one get? - Roger Jones
I must dig out my sign, a gift from a US friend, which says "Attack cat on board". People do read it.
How sad can one get? - Sooty Tailpipes
There seems to be an increase in parents using children as sacraficial crunch bags around here, it's all quite bizarre, the parent will decide that for themselves to wear a seatbelt is optional, and then hold their children in front of them in such a way that in a crash, they will crunch the child against the dashboard or back of seats etc... thius the deceleration will be much slower and impact absorbed, as the child's bones and organs give way and "crunch" parent is OK. I suppose it's a bit like a crude airbag.
How sad can one get? - Mad Maxy
ST, I've known instances of parent with child on lap, with one seat belt round the two of them. So in crash child is restrained but has a load of much heavier adult crushing them against the belt. Sounds unhealthy to me...
How sad can one get? - RoadDevil
Maybe you can look forward to a good laugh when (if!) Plod pull him for illegal spacing and force him to change it to the correct format (V1 PXX) and it becomes meaningless!?
How sad can one get? - Pugugly {P}
Take issue here No Dosh..you are discriminating against Very Important non-Businessman.
How sad can one get? - RoadDevil
Yup, I find these 'Baby on Board' signs really irritating, what are they for: oh, I was about to ram you, but seeing as you've got a 'Baby on board' I won't now - pointless! Why are they made to look like an American roadside warning sign and why do the idiots who have these invariably stick them right in their line of sight out the back window. Surely the windows of a car are for seeing out of, not polluting with stickers of any kind, maybe that should also include tax discs??

Grr Grr!!
How sad can one get? - BazzaBear {P}
Back to the subject of how sad it's possible to be, I can't see anyone beating the person I saw driving through Manchester the other day with a blue neon flashing exhaust pipe.
Surely illegal too, as it looks like an emergency vehicle light from down the road?
How sad can one get? - paulb {P}
If you want one that's worse than "Baby On Board", how about "Tiny Person On Board"? Bleeeeecccccccchhh!
How sad can one get? - Leon on Derv
during the summer I saw a small family car being driven by a young woman with three kids dancing around on the rear seat.

As we drew parallel at a red light I glanced across and noticed she had a large ornamental garden flower pot in the front passenger seat. it was the only occupant wearing a seatbelt.

Sad but true.

Leon
How sad can one get? - Kevin

About a year ago I was witness to a prang in Basingstoke where a truck broadsided a new Audi A2 complete with 'BoB' sticker. Mum had tried to save time bypassing queueing traffic by making a lefthand turn from the righthand lane at a dual carriageway roundabout. Unfortunately for Mum and youngster, the truck was going straight across.
Thankfully, only the car was damaged.

Kevin...
How sad can one get? - Dynamic Dave
If you want one that's worse than "Baby On Board", how
about "Tiny Person On Board"? Bleeeeecccccccchhh!


Ah, you've spotted Ronnie Corbett on his travels then ;o)
How sad can one get? - Vin {P}
"Another bit of posey nonsense is signs, occasionally seen in the rear of estate cars - "Caution - Show Dogs in Transit". If I see that what am I meant to do about it? "

You should pull alongside, then treat the little darlings to a blast of your air horns. Hopefully, the highly-strung little beauties might just attack the driver in their adrenaline-fuelled frenzy.

Only joking, of course.

V
How sad can one get? - Hugo {P}
I thought that in the case of an accident you are obliged to rescue them for the car and show them to passing traffic. :-)

H
How sad can one get? - stackman
...and what gets me is that most of these canine enthusiasts aren't even driving a transit, or any other type of van for that matter !

I'll get me coat.
How sad can one get? - Oz
during the summer I saw a small family car being driven
by a young woman with three kids dancing around on the
rear seat.


Better still, I saw a large family car being driven around with a kid lying down and playing on the back parcel shelf. Can't think of a suitable adjective right now.
Oz (as was)
How sad can one get? - Cliff Pope
On the other hand I do not mind so much the sign saying "Horses". This is presumably a sort of apology to people following to explain that it is necessary to drive gently because they (the horses) are unsteady on their feet.

I'd like a supply of "Prat at wheel" stickers to put on the BoB offenders.
How sad can one get? - SlidingPillar
I always thought BoB sticker refered to the driver.
After all, I've seen more such labeled vehicles without a small person than with.
How sad can one get? - Hugo {P}
I saw the ultimate sadmobile last night.

A corsa sized car with a blue neon light shining from UNDERNEATH the car!

Actually it looked quite cool - almost like it was on fire, but blue!

I wonder how many people try to flag him down to point out the "problem".

Hugo