How did yer car get those scratches?

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Fri 4 Feb 2022 16:01
How did yer car get those scratches? - Chris M

BBC News - Car-flip farmer cleared of dangerous driving and criminal damage

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-60260155

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Fri 4 Feb 2022 17:56
How did yer car get those scratches? - _

Many years ago I heard an angry fork lift driver had picked up the bosses car and put it up on some racking after he had been sacked..

But hilarious all the same.

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Fri 4 Feb 2022 18:01
How did yer car get those scratches? - groaver

"Mr Burns, who had been drinking with friends, said he was intending to walk 52 miles back to South Tyneside."

Well done to the farmer.

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Fri 4 Feb 2022 18:03
How did yer car get those scratches? - Steveieb

After installing the security bollards at the entrance to the site where I worked, there were reports of them malfunctioning.

So I called the company in and while they were checking it a car was waiting to exit. They beckoned it on and as it passed over the hydraulic post it suddenly lifted the sr up about ten feet.

They had to fetch a ladder to help the driver down.

One Seat written off

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Fri 4 Feb 2022 22:40
How did yer car get those scratches? - bathtub tom

An Amazon delivery driver parked his van in my drive and he wasn't even delivering to me. I was about to leave for a hospital appointment. The van was open with the keys in the ignition! What I should have done was park it on the road and throw the keys away (a subsequent check showed it wasn't taxed, insured or MOT'd). What I did was lean on the horn button until the driver appeared - eventually! They had the temerity to moan at me!

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