Tue 22 Jul 2003 14:40 Describe a car - 1 word - Phoenicks

Do you ever see a car and just know you could sum it up in one word?. Some examples: New Saab 93 Cab - dumpy. Mercedes S Class - smooth McLaren F1 - hmmm. Citroen Saxo - fragile. Nova - Nipper SLK - girlie. Anyone like to add some! Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 14:42 Describe a car - 1 word - Garethj

Sierra Cosworth - Stolen! Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 14:46 Describe a car - 1 word - Altea Ego Punto - Broken (ha beat you to it sean - whay you gonna say now) Reply | Report as offensive | Link Tue 22 Jul 2003 15:06 Describe a car - 1 word - glowplug Panda - Rust! Reply | Report as offensive | Link Tue 22 Jul 2003 15:07 Describe a car - 1 word - Maz Porsche Cayenne - Booo Toyota Carina - Taxi Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 15:05 Describe a car - 1 word - teabelly

Aston Martin DB7 - sublime Renault Avantime - ridiculous Rolls Royce Anything - swish Bentley Turbo R - bruiser Lotus Elise - pert Citroen Picasso - blobby teabelly Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 15:24 Describe a car - 1 word - Phoenicks This is great - I like the cossie one! Focus RS: TorqueSteer (2 words i know but i was trying to get it inside the one word bit!) Lamborghini: Pimp Ferrari 360: CouldntaffordaLamborghini (pushing it i know!) Range Rover: Suburban Saab 93 (old conv.) wobbly Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 16:23 Describe a car - 1 word - james S

Honda civic 1.4 - Slippers Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 16:43 Describe a car - 1 word - Obsolete Ford Ka: Teapot Old Style Nissan Micra: Zimmer-frame Citroen 2CV, Lada: Sad Reply | Report as offensive | Link Tue 22 Jul 2003 17:15 Describe a car - 1 word - Citroënian {P} MINI - grin Citroen DS - hovercraft SUV - van Lee MINI adventure in progress Reply | Report as offensive | Link Tue 22 Jul 2003 21:04 Describe a car - 1 word - SteveH42 Ford Ka: Teapot I still don't find it funny! :p Rover 100 - Pensioner Older Fords - Joyride Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 17:29 Describe a car - 1 word - matt35 {P}

Any big off roader doing the school run - Plonker? Matt35 Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 18:34 Describe a car - 1 word - Miller Maestro - Melancholy Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 18:53 Describe a car - 1 word - sean

Showing my age now, but who cares? Allaggro Dagenham Dustbin Ford takeaway Fiat Sellafield transmission (no-one in the trade will go near it) (I know it's not 1 word. What Yorkshireman ever used 1 word when 10 would do? Talk's cheap! ) Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 19:41 Describe a car - 1 word - neil Rover... Dog MG...Dog! Reply | Report as offensive | Link Tue 22 Jul 2003 21:00 Describe a car - 1 word - madf yellow cars (all): yeuch! pink cars: yeuch white cars: dirty Renaults (syling): yeuch! Rolls Royce Siver Shadow: barge Maybach: barge Rovers all models and colours: carp VWs: overpriced 4x4s : all models and colours: overbearing Ferraris : impractical Hummers: yeuch,overpriced,barge, overbearing carp :-) madf Reply | Report as offensive | Link Tue 22 Jul 2003 21:34 Describe a car - 1 word - Adam Going (Tune-Up) Lola T70 - business Regards, Adam Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble. Reply | Report as offensive | Link Tue 22 Jul 2003 21:44 Describe a car - 1 word - Obsolete BMW Z3: Hairdresser Toyota Landcruiser: Truck Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 21:51 Describe a car - 1 word - Beau

Mondeo....No Vectra....Na Passat....Naw Toledo....Umm A6........Yeah Alfa 155..Yeaha Alfasud...Ha 2CV.......Baby Citroen CX......OHBaby 1988 Maserati Bi turbo......splutter 2003 Quatroportte...........Hmmmm Late now........Bed Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 22:35 Describe a car - 1 word - Hugo {P} Fiat Multipla - UGLY Fiat Regata - Extinct Landrover Discovery - Liability Lada Riva - Solid/Dependable/cheap/unpretentious/Brick (I had one for a short while and whilst the build quality was a bit iffy, I never had any problems with it whatsoever) Old Mini - Nostalgic Ford Escort MkII - plodder Pug 309 SRI - deceptive (performance wise!) Volvo 244 (1978) outtamywaydammit! (My mother wrote off a series III landie in hers) Volvo 345 (1982) isaidouttamywaydammit! (My mother would have written off another series III if they'd not scapered before she arrived!) Alfetta 2.0 GTV 1978 (as owned by my late uncle) - WOW! Morris Oxford Series 6 - Beautiful. (I had one for 3 years) H Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 22:44 Describe a car - 1 word - Dynamic Dave

Ford Sierra - Jellymould. Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Tue 22 Jul 2003 22:55 Describe a car - 1 word - HF This thread is great even though I have nothing to add to it. Apart from, I suppose, the word people used to use when describing my old, decrepit, yellow, Talbot Sunbeam - the skip. Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 09:28 Describe a car - 1 word - volvoman Couldn't you think of a couple of expletives to describe your last 2 motors HF ;-) Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 00:44 Describe a car - 1 word - Dynamic Dave Rover 75 Estate - Herse. Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 04:19 Describe a car - 1 word - THe Growler 1966 Mustang V-8 Candy Apple Red Convertible: knickerdropper. Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 12:26 Describe a car - 1 word - peterb BMW M Coupe - Breadvan BMW 328 converttible - Dealer* Merc "sport coupe" - stumpy Merc "sport coupe" - hatchback (ho, ho, ho) Pug 406 saloon - ordinary Pug 406 coupe - gorgeous Pug 306 4 dr saloon - boring Pug 306 cabrio - gorgeous * not car dealer...... Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 12:27 Describe a car - 1 word - peterb Pug 206CC - broken! Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 13:28 Describe a car - 1 word - apm some from my youth, Ford Cortina (mk 4-5): shed Cortina (mk 4-5) estate: garage Ford granada (mk2): portakabin granada (mk2) estate: warehouse ford sierra: slug sierra estate: snail (ie slug with portable accomodation, not a reference to slowness, although they weren't exactly quick) APM. Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Wed 23 Jul 2003 13:25 Describe a car - 1 word - MonkeyFunk

80's Jag XJ - Sheepskin coat Capri 3.0/2.8- Dave Capri 1.6 - Neville - Keith P6 V8 - sawn off - Geezer - Post office Honda Concerto/Rover 213 - Victor Maxi vanden plais - Luxury (hehe) Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Wed 23 Jul 2003 17:09 Describe a car - 1 word - matt35 {P}

Renault - Culo? Matt35. Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Wed 23 Jul 2003 17:26 Describe a car - 1 word - bradgate

Renault Scenic - Mummy Suzuki Vitara - Gay Citroen Berlingo - Labrador Dodge Viper - Viagra Micra - Learner Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Wed 23 Jul 2003 17:56 Describe a car - 1 word - madf I forgot this from my student days: Austin A35 ESTATE: passionwagon:-)))) madf Reply | Report as offensive | Link Thu 24 Jul 2003 12:34 Describe a car - 1 word - tunacat Nice one!! As favoured by James Hunt, no less! Cayenne - Sirion Sirion - Cayenne (latest) Kia Rio <-> (latest) RX300 punto cabriolet - TrainingShoe Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 18:00 Describe a car - 1 word - peterb New Micra - frog New Megane - bustle* New 7 series - earlymazda323rearlights 3 Series Compact - squashed Scorpio - melted LOVE this thread! * "a stuffed pad worn by ladies to support and elevate the back of the skirt just below the waist, in fashion during the 19th century" (Collins Dictionary) Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 18:18 Describe a car - 1 word - Ben79 Citroen DS: Rare BMW 5 series: Arrogant On my 3rd Citroen. Saxo, Xsara, C5. Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 18:40 Describe a car - 1 word - SjB {P} \"Audi TaT\" (IMO this dumpy childs toy could never be called \'stylish\') \"BMW Maxi\" A real Mini - Tardis Austin Maestro - Jemini (Think about it) Ford Sierra - Plain Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 21:39 Describe a car - 1 word - LongDriver {P} Vauxhall Vectra (new) - indicators? Maestro - ironoxide Discovery - broken MR2 - hairdresser New Honda Accord - turboslippers Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 21:55 Describe a car - 1 word - teabelly Fiat Seicento - cheap-skate Daewoo Matiz - cheeky Jaguar E type - cad Rover P5 - gentleman Rover SD1 - bankrobber Range Rover - gentry Defender - muddy Freelander - mudless TVR tuscan - doughnut teabelly Reply | Report as offensive | Link Wed 23 Jul 2003 22:46 Describe a car - 1 word - Rob the Bus {P} Given my propensity towards the falling down water: Bentley - Champagne Rolls-Royce - Cava Ford Streetka - Chardonnay Rover 75 - Burgundy Nova 1.0 with full GTE bodykit - Lager Massey Ferguson - Cider Jaguar XK8 - Gin and tonic TVR - 12 pints of lager, 7 whisky chasers, 3 kebabs of dubious origin and a fist fight Any more :-) ? Cheers Rob "Lord of Lard" Reply | Report as offensive | Link Thu 24 Jul 2003 03:08 Describe a car - 1 word - NitroBurner Ford Granada - Sweeny Rover P5 V8 - Thatcher (2) Jaguars - Prescott Reply | Report as offensive | Link Thu 24 Jul 2003 08:37 Describe a car - 1 word - Trisha TR Any Rover - Flatcap Suziki \'Notso\' Swift Triumph TR7 - Glorious TVR Tuscan - Gimme Audi TT - XR3i (ie common) Triumph TR7 - Frustrating Ford Galaxy - bus Pug 206cc - hahahahaha MX5 - shortbackandsides Triumph TR7 - RAC VW Passat - badgesnob SporkKa - mardigras TriumphTR6 - Cometodaddy VW Nova - growup Renault Megane - throwup (okay so the TR7 is in a few times... depends on the day doesn\'t it?) Reply | Report as offensive | Link Thu 24 Jul 2003 11:31 Describe a car - 1 word - 3500S 3-series - common Passat - smug Saxo - spotty Ka - rollerskate Older cars Lambo Miura - Panache Rover 3500S - Cad Mini Cooper - Headbutt BMW 2002 - Pretender Toyota Crown - Slaphead Maxi - Mutt Allergo - Suicidal Dolomite Sprint - Anklebiter Citroen DS - Sputnik Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Thu 24 Jul 2003 14:05 Describe a car - 1 word - Nellyspania

My seat marbella-indescibable Reply | Report as offensive | Link

Thu 24 Jul 2003 15:48 Describe a car - 1 word - Nellyspania So indescribable that I have problems spelling it! Reply | Report as offensive | Link Thu 24 Jul 2003 17:05 Describe a car - 1 word - paul45 Smart - Not Reply | Report as offensive | Link Thu 24 Jul 2003 18:49 Describe a car - 1 word - Mattster Fiesta - girl Nissan Almera Hurricane - not StreetKa - funny Alfa 156 - dog Chrysler Cruiser - hearse Micra - frog BMW 7-series - excess Merc SL55 - ludicrous Citroen C6 - pointless Reply | Report as offensive | Link Thu 24 Jul 2003 20:16 Describe a car - 1 word - Morris Ox Old diesel Fiesta I drove today - bag Old diesel Fiesta I drove today - of Old diesel Fiesta I drove today - nails Reply | Report as offensive | Link