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all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - HGV ~ P Valentine

I can certify that I have driven everything, both on and off the road vehicles, off the road means delivering JCB forklifts, diggers etc, driving reach trucks & counter balance. Below is a list which includes most of the things I have driven.

1. Reach truck
2. Forklift
3. Barlow high racker
4. British monorail
5. Car ( all 4 transmissions )
6. Van ( all types )
7. Mini Bus ( D1 cat not psv or pcv )
8. Class II ( all types )
9. Class 1 ( lessons and tests, 2 fails, no pass )
10. I.P.A.F & M.E.W.P
11. Passenger transport ( certified C&G )
12. Hiab ( crane ) ( hgv )

13. Recovery ( fixed and slide bed, van and hgv )
14. RO RO ( hgv )
15. Trailer work ( van and 7.5 t )

This is a list of all the things I have done in my career which spans just over 30 years, it is a sadness for me that I am now not involved in any of it because gov rules say that even though I can hire my own hgv or 7.5 t vehicle I cannot be legally employed to do so because I have not got an up to date drivers CPC, even though the medical gives me another 3.5 years.

I had my first driving lessoon at 21, in 1983 but had a bad instructor and did not persue it, BSM instructor would instruct me to do things/or not without explaining why, or what he was talking about. So when I give instruction I give a full explanation of what I mean, and why I am saying it.

Finally why am I doing this, because I am bored and have nothing better to do.

Edited by A Driver since 1988, HGV 2006 on 09/04/2020 at 11:10

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - ralph278

What no motorbikes? :(

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - John F

Or tanks? :)

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - Penumbra

Space shuttle?

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - Avant

Possibly he has yet to drive a Reliant Robin.

No, I haven't either: has any of us? If so, what was it like?

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - dan86

Possibly he has yet to drive a Reliant Robin.

No, I haven't either: has any of us? If so, what was it like?

I have it was hilarious I paid £50 for it. It's not something I'd want to drive now but back when i was 17 it was great fun until I rolled it over but then I just pushed it back over again. Someone stole it one night though and then I bought a fiat pinto Mk1.

All this was on private land though so I wasn't driving recklessly on the public highway.

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - MGspannerman

I, foolishly as it turned out, sold my motorbike to get a Reliant Regal van. I think it was a 1956 model. I was going back and forth in miserable weather and couldn't afford anything else. It was an absolute dog, with chassis members fibreglassed up and dabbed over with Tetrasyl to fool the MOT tester. The floor was made of plywood and so rotten around the handbrake that pulling it on one day the whole things just came up and out of the floor. I kept patching it up and keeping it going. I even resprayed it from a very nasty handprinted drab green to a rather fetching yellow and black. I found a badge from a Cortina and proudly mounted it on the bonnet, so it was the only Regal GT van on the road.

To drive it was a nightmare. it wandered all over the road as the one and only kingpin was badly worn. I took a corner a little too rapidly one time and the inner wheel came alarmingly off the deck, a quick steering correction saved the day. I was working on a farm at the time so a bag or two of spuds in the back helped a lot.

I eventually sold it to somebody even more daft than me and graduated to an A35. I bought that for £7-10-0. Reverse had gone so I stripped the gearbox and fitted a new layshaft cluster, that cost me another £7-10-0. I did over 20k miles in it and then sold it for £35. This would have been around 1971. Happy days, if rather skinned knuckles at times.

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - concrete

Way back when I was an apprentice in the dark ages, we had a couple of lads who could not seem to pass their driving test. We nearly all had motorbikes to get around the sites when not working in the workshops, so the boss bought a Reliant 3 wheeler. This could be driven on a motorbike license so the unlucky few who needed to go to site and carry some kit and materials got the Reliant. It was a pale blue thing and I only went in it once to a job, never again. Did not feel at all safe. I stuck to our trusty Bedford vans after that. It must have been some incentive because within months the recalcitrant drivers had miraculously passed their tests. The boss kept it around for a while and I think used as a punishment if anyone was being silly. Probably sprayed it Yellow and sold it to Delboy!!!

The last 10 years of working life I was a regional manager for an international construction company. The 'region' consisted of the North of England from Sheffield upwards and Scotland. Mostly our work was in the larger towns and cities but I was driving about 30k miles per annum and putting in a days work every day too. I felt like a professional driver myself some weeks. Especially when we had two consecutive contracts in Aberdeen then one in Shetland. A helicopter would have been more use.

Cheers Concrete

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - Penumbra

As an apprentice I worked on and drove loads of Reliants inc Scimitars, Regals, and Robins.

I got a promotion to chief Reliant mechanic (as nobody else wanted to touch them) and had a pay rise of 6 old pence an hour!

Fond memories of trying to refit a Scimitar windscreen. Took the screen out and the body flopped round like a dead fish. We had to jack the car up on different points to realign everything enough to get the screen back in.

Actually the 3 wheelers were a hoot to drive as long as the road was dry, the wind wasn't blowing and there was no sharp corners. I still hanker after an orange Bond Bug.

Edited by Penumbra on 10/04/2020 at 17:04

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - craig-pd130

I still hanker after an orange Bond Bug.

To whet your appetite, how about this? Powered by a turbo'd Suzuki Hayabusa motor, putting out around 300bhp. Standing quarter in 11.3s at 118mph terminal speed ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mltCdPF9MGI

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - Penumbra

Absolutely outstanding bit of engineering. Take a look at the Officially Gassed channel. The host goes out as a passenger. Squeaky bum time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tUy78T8Euo

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - injection doc

well driver 1983

I have been driving since 1976 & also have Bike, HGV1 & full PSV licence and to keep it up apart from a periodic medical I sit my DCPC

Its no big deal, not too expensive and you just pay for each module.

1 day per year or 5 days in 1-5 years

In fact I have just sat a few modules all in one go as i'm currently not working and any modules over and above your required hours adds on to extend your 5 year period.

In fact If I was bored next week and sat another 5 modules I would be sorted for 10 years.

There's no exams involved for those who took their HGV before about 1994 i think thats the correct date.

The biggest laugh is that in all the CPC modules they bang on about cyclist killed by lorries, what they don't tell you is there are more pedestrians killed by cyclists flying up and down cycle lanes at speed than there are cyclist killed by trucks

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - Brit_in_Germany

well the biggest laugh is that in all the CPC modules they bang on about cyclist killed by lorries, what they don't tell you is there are more pedestrians killed by cyclists flying up and down cycle lanes at speed than there are cyclist killed by trucks

Probably because there is no truth in your 'statistic'.

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - injection doc

Probably because there is no truth in your 'statistic'.

The government has recently pointed out that “There were 2,491 recorded collisions between cyclists and pedestrians (where no other vehicle was involved) that resulted in a pedestrian casualty between 2011-2016, of which 20 were fatal and 546 resulted in serious injury.”

Wait till you see the statistics for 2019-2020. they take about 4 years to catch up.

Its really quite alarming !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - Brit_in_Germany

There are about 100 cycling deaths per year on UK roads of which about a quarter involve an HGV. This compares with your figure of on average 4 pedestrians a year dying following a collision with a cyclist.

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - HGV ~ P Valentine

Hi al,

No tanks, and no robin reliant, not been much of a biker except to look at them which I love to do, My bike history was very brief.

I used to have a honda c50 and used to go out on my brothers 125, that's it. I would love to try the reliant but seems as previously stated that its a bit risky, which means a lot of fun and not much else, I did recover a reliant while working for J&K recovery, and a caravan once.

But I like my creature comforts too much to go on 2 wheels.

all of it - Why I called myself a professional driver - dan86

Hi al,

No tanks, and no robin reliant, not been much of a biker except to look at them which I love to do, My bike history was very brief.

I used to have a honda c50 and used to go out on my brothers 125, that's it. I would love to try the reliant but seems as previously stated that its a bit risky, which means a lot of fun and not much else, I did recover a reliant while working for J&K recovery, and a caravan once.

But I like my creature comforts too much to go on 2 wheels.

Like yourself I've not ridden a bike in years last bike I had was a Honda CBR 400on a 1989 H plate in 2003 again on private land and was plenty fast enough for 16 year old me. I paid £30 for it as it failed it not and the owners was going to just scrap it.

I would love to get another bike but note bothered taking any of the tests. Maybe when this is all over I might do it. I fancy a a big cruiser like a Harld Davidson.