Maybe there's signs displaying rules all around planning offices, ''disrupt traffic flow at all costs''
Just to make roundabouts on dual carriageways much safer, not, they've taken to erecting fencing between the carriageways on the approaches, ensuring helpfully that you can't see if the roundabout is clear to aid normal progress.
Especially thoughtful planning by some pencil neck who probably rides a bicycle, forcing fully freighted trucks to come to almost a complete standstill and then have to lurch off at snails pace hoping and praying that billy whizz isn't coming the other way and going round the roundabout...indicators never used don't be silly...at some breakneck speed with the tyres almost pushed off the rims as said lorry is just getting out of first gear and blocking the road, resulting in evasive action and the inevitable hooting and gesticulating from billy.
And in case our truck driver might see over the roundabout, nope we thought of that one already, we've semi landscaped it and someone is paying us £££ to sponsor long overgrown shrubs so now no one at all can see anything coming till the last second, brilliant stuff chaps here have a knighthood and a golden pension.
Three cheers for planners.
Northamptonshire alone has many fine examples of this planning mentality, helping bring the county traffic ever closer to the grinding halt it's heading for.
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