That's one hell of a lot of spam.

Takes me back to my primary school days (35+ years ago) - I used to love spam fritters for lunch - yummy! Not when my class was last in the queue that day and they ran out, and we were 'cut off' and had to eat something horrible like liver or a tasteless salad with grated carrot.

I miss spam - the 'good' kind. These berks give it a bad name. Ban the idiot!